**looks around at all the animals -- snakes, parrots, weasels, ferrets, aardvarks, monkeys, gorillas, water buffalo, etc -- and the mess that's e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e and going to take YEARS to clean up...**
Um! Actually, I just remembered, I'm allergic to snakes, parrots, weasels, ferrets, aardvarks, monkeys, gorillas and especially water buffalo, so I'll just be going now... 😗 **tries to escape**
**is about to say I'm also allergic to brooms, but decides I'd better not press my luck**
Oh... fine then. 😒:
**grabs broom, grumbling, and starts sweeping with a vengeance while muttering unrepeatable things to myself**
**starts sweeping things under carpets when no one's looking to avoid having to clean them** 😗
**grumbles something, then starts cleaning properly**
**after about 5 days, it's all cleaned up**
Tink!! We're done! It's all clean! Oh happy day! **starts dancing** Now I can get on with my life!! 😱
**just as I say that, a herd of angry water buffalo from earlier come charging through thread and leave everything completely destroyed all over again in their wake...**
shock shock shock
...Well, I think I'll just shoot myself now.
*looks at mess* hmm ohhhh thats not good, damn buffalo!!! Hey..whats that? *picks up magic lamp* cool!! *rubs magic lamp and genie comes out*
G: you have 3 wishes!!
T: errr can you clean this place up and make a force field around it!!
G: ummmm yeah..why not?
*thead gets cleaned up in an instant*
T: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!