pirate pets adoption agency

ooops i ment she!!

Ssshhhh!! She's not supposed to know that we set a crazed orangutan, T-rex and crocodile (named Mr Rum) were set loose in the thread and broke everything [which WASN'T my fault, by the way 😄 ] followed by a herd of angry water buffalo, then--

**notices everyone looking at me; grins innocently**

I think I'll just be going now... 😗

*shakes head* chez chez chez....what r u talkin about???

*hits chez ova da head*
SHutUp....😄 We aint dont nuthin wrong have we Tink?

nothing at all *crosses fingers*

😄 Nope Nuthing 😄

**says... nothing, as I'm lying on the ground unconscious** 😄

*jumps on Chez* STUPID CHEZ

😠 Hey!! Don't call me stupid!! I --

Oh wait, I'm unconscious.

Sorry.

**goes back to unconscious limp state**

APG: WTF 😑 Meh All well
*keeps jumping on Chez*

**regains consciousness, grabs axe and starts chasing APG while cackling insanely**

😈

EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK
The Caribbean Axe Masacre
*runs in2 wall again*
wallbash

ouch!!! eek looks like that hurt...now chez what are u doin *grabs axe* you silly goose...chase her with...i dunno something else!!!!

**grabs a machine-gun and some grenades made from all-natural products**

That better, Tink? 😄

**keeps chasing APG**

Buahahaha...!!

yes...thats great!!!

APG: Y me? 🙁 *starts running again*

Eh, I don't know. I've forgotten why I was chasing you... 😕 Dear, dear.

**runs off to terrorize someone else**

Yay Not me no more 😄 *is happy*

sooooo who's chez chaseing after then?

I really have no idea.

Oh well...