pirate pets adoption agency

oooooook?

😂
Well, now that I'm not trying to kill anyone... what'll we do now?

**hopes no more crazed animals come into thread**

Keep selling pets b4 i get fired

Erm, okay. 😕

RIGHT... we have a lovely, very affordable, mangy, ugly rat here for sale... only 5000 dollars and 27 cents... it's on special today. Usually it's 5000 dollars and 37 cents...

OMG I want *buys rat* Gimme Gimme Gimme

**takes APG's money**

THANK you... 🙄

**sneaks off to buy rum, and a hat -- a really big one... 😛 **

😆 <<<LOOK at my NEw ziggy 😱 i luvs it 😄>>>

AHHHH its sooooooooo cute!!!!

😄

eeeeeeeeeeeks but u bought a rat?? Why??

Dunno *shrugs*

<I have 2 real rats They r cute 😄>

awwwww I used to have a hamster...she was so cute...but she died and I got a dog!! They last longer!!!

😄 Ive had my freckles for a little ova half a year now and I wuvs herrrrrr soo much 😄

LOL awwwww thats soooo cute!!!

Yup 😛

my dog...we call him moopy because he looks like a mop sometimes...or mr. wiles!! He has small man syndrome though 😆

That would b cute 😄

yeah he thinks hes a german shepered or something!! Hes like 4 pounds and wears a sweater!!

LOL

its sad but true!!