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**comes back drinking bottle of rum and wearing really big hat**

Hello, all... 😄

*takes hat*
Mine Hmph

Oy!! I paid good money for that hat!!

... Hmm, actually... no I didn't, I stole it...

But who cares! It's MINE!

**chases APG**

**Runs off with Chez's hat**
Mine Mine Mine Mine
*falls in2 a ditch*
Hey when was this put here??

Since I contacted ACME Inflate-a-Ditch and got it delivered!

Buahaha!! 😈

**runs off with really big hat, accidentally falling into another ACME Inflate-a-Ditch I forgot about and carelessly left lying around**

APG: That would b mine thanx
*grabs hat and blts 2 her ditch*
My Ditch noo Touchie

lol ooooook?

**tries to climb out of ditch to run after APG and get really big hat back, but keeps sliding down the sides**

Arggh! Blast you, ACME Inflate-a-Ditch...!! 😠

LOL *looks down into ditch* omg you guys are pretty far down there!!

*shoots at Tink*
Back away from th Ditch Pixie Girl..This my Ditch 😄

HEY!!! *turns APG into a bunny* 🐰 < LOL its APG!!!!!

APG: *starts bouncing around*
Boing Boing Boing

*goes into hole* wow this is uh...a nice hole!!!

MY Hole *keeps bouncing*

oooooooooook? hey is that a chest?? *picks at the dirt* EEEEEEEEEK IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs shovel*

**is still stuck in ditch**

...
...
...
... Hellooo...?

*Digs like a maniac*

HEY!! 😠 **as Tink digs madly and throws dirt everywhere** You're throwing all the dirt into this ditch!! **tries to throw it back out again**

*still digging* What?