If I was a dictator, the B!tchland would be...

*points to his previous comment*

Originally posted by Storm
*decapitates Ush* giljotiini
"Head" of the armed forces, you were saying ...?

Nice fantasy life there, Storm, but you are nothing in this country...

(has Storm arrested and sent to the Secret Police for subversion)

*walks around in white chef's jacket with a long knife looking insane*

(I wonder why I got recruted for the army)

Ush can I lead our black ops department?

yet again I have to point something out here

we, as much as every other country these days, do our utmost best to battle the horrible terrorism.
Therefor, the most fitted people can get selected to participate in the black ops, a group that deals with these sort treats; a group that gives us the ability to make us feel safe

(who says we battle terrorism????: we keep it away from our country, but terrorism is one of the most effective ways of waging modern day war. Ush I say we start a terrorist campaign against Leftoto. When they are in civil war we will send in our troops-to protect the peace there- and we'll never leave. Heck we prolly will get UN aproval for this)

Certainly can, Fire. Your first job is to assess the feasibility of surgical strikes on Guerilla bases in Leftoto.

can't we just supply those Guerilla bases with banana's and let them work for us?

but if they disagree I'll have my black ops ppl eliminate them

No, the Guerillas hate us with a passion and can never be persuaded... the Leftotans tolerate their presence. If it were up to me I would takr the whole country...

do gorillas eat bananananas? 😕

(dude, I do propaganda, I'm supposed to good-mouth what you say 😛)

yes, as our beloved Ushgarak pointed out, the pure FACT is that there are guerrilas in Leftoto posing an EMINANT treat to us and our bananas.
It is only LOGICAL we use a pre-emptive strike to stop them once and for all with their plans to attack us

*Takes mic*
"Central Xanadu Command, this is Fire.
Commence operation Gorilla, I repeat commence operation Gorilla.
Weapons free, leave non alive"

We are just in the progress of convincing them to stop being nasty to us 😄

Nice sharad, maybe we should give them friendship bands like the japs gave the americans.

Btw don't we need a reason to justify this war to our ppl, maybe we could I dunno blow up one of our own mental hospitals or something like that and frame Leftoto?

as said:

Originally posted by yerssot
yes, as our beloved Ushgarak pointed out, the pure FACT is that there are guerrilas in Leftoto posing an EMINANT treat to us and our bananas.
It is only LOGICAL we use a pre-emptive strike to stop them once and for all with their plans to attack us

and no, we are not in the progress of having a war. We are having a dispute 😉

well we are working on the right strategy

Nuke 'em!

Originally posted by yerssot
yes, as our beloved Ushgarak pointed out, the pure FACT is that there are guerrilas in Leftoto posing an EMINANT treat to us and our bananas.
It is only LOGICAL we use a pre-emptive strike to stop them once and for all with their plans to attack us

*gasp* NOT THE BANANAS! WE MUST SAVE THE BANANAS! *horrified look on face*

"Too obvious"

How about poluting their drinking water with psychotropic drugs and then just 'persuade' them to think like us...