If I was a dictator, the B!tchland would be...

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
No democracy and no compromise!

secret police...for all those who dare to oppose the lil bitchiness

children will be thought what i decide they are to know...

A ''workers union''. Of course there isnt going to be one, this is only for purpose of people thinking that they are being listened to and have some freedom...since people like her, they will believe her...that should reduce strikes and unneccesarry BackFire resolutions which would = many people hurt.

Severe sensorhip, so nothing bad about me or about B!tchland is to be saidor implied at any point...
Education is going to be important, but people will learn what i decide it is suitable...

Any one who dares oppose will be dealt with by BackFire and the secret police...dont even bother trying to rise against me 😑

People would be made to believe that they have some kind of freedom when in fact they have no say and no influence in anything! People should be satisfied...

try and raise against me nono then you are gonna ''dissapear mysteriously''...

Ok, you can have freedom of speech and expression and the right to liberty...

...or you can have what is inside the mystery box!

The right to liberty
Good, then I have the right to leave.
bye guys
scooter

Wait wait wait. Have you considered the attractions of the mystery box? It could be ANYTHING! It could even be the right to liberty, you know how much you want that!

Somehow, I connect "disappear mysteriously" with "mystery" box.
So bye

Ok. Ummm... it was possible I was bluffing with the whole 'liberty' thing...

Banana?

No thanks 😛

That's a shame. We don't really have much else; they account for 90% of our exports...

Now, if we could get a slice (no pun intended) of that Leftotan pineapple trade...

lmao 😆

See? Life is funny here!

Banana?

I' ll take a banana if you use a smiley 😛

Now now, don't be getting silly!

I' m sorry but you can keep your bananas for yourself 😛

Even if I mention how cute that cow is?

*remains unyielding*

Awww...

(orders in the troops)

war

Speaking as head of the armed forces, it sure as heck is for me!

yes, it's a good idea, it shows how proper trained are troops are

you see, our country isn't only about education, or bananas. We want to nurture the entire body and mind and we do this by giving them a physical training, now, the armed forces may give it a bad ring. It's just that with training these men and women in becoming fine people who unlike most people in other countries DO have a condition, we can give them also a NEW function in the army, where they can in example help with the banana-export or when there are natural disasters, help out

see, our country has thought of everything to make live as pleasant as possible 😊

*decapitates Ush* giljotiini
"Head" of the armed forces, you were saying ...?