Batman vs Spiderman

Started by batdude123343 pages
Originally posted by namorsubby
realistically, spidey could knock bruce's head off with a half strength blow......

I'm sorry, did you just use the word "realistically" to describe how a comic book fight would go?

I lol'd.

relativistically spiderman can hit his head off

hmm spiderman should just be too much, im sorry to all the bat fans out there. class 10 strength is 20,000LBS. Batman cant handle that combined with agility, and web

Originally posted by batdude123
I'm sorry, did you just use the word "realistically" to describe how a [b]comic book fight would go?

I lol'd. [/B]

oops, i mean:

realistically........5 tons of force is more than enough to knock off a human head......my bad 🙄

^ getting punched by spider-man'd be like that mafia shit where they bury you in the beach with only your head sticking out till the tide comes in, except this time you get hit with lowered mitsubishi.

Take Bane, make him 10x stronger, 20x faster, and 30x more agile, and you have another broken Batman.

Batman would win

Originally posted by knightryder
Batman would win
If he would fight Parkers carcass yes, otherwise no.

oh god how has this lasted this long. spidey takes on the green goblin all the time which is for all intents and purposes a superpowered bats.

anyways, im sure everything that needs to be said has been. spidey's got this

I'll go for spiderman. I find him more popular than batman. He's pretty more interesting when he's out of his mask as spiderman.

Wow never seen this thread!

Spidey kicks Battyboys Arse!

Why is that poll full of shit? 72-85 ... I mean spider-man should own it.

Originally posted by namorsubby
oops, i mean:

realistically........5 tons of force is more than enough to knock off a human head......my bad 🙄


assuming again that comic book humans especially batman has anything closes to the same limitations as normal humans.

also if you want to talk about realistically a person who ways 135 pounds can't generate or lift anything closes to 5 ton and realistically if you were bittin by a radioactive spider, you would either A get very sick, B die, C get cancer or D all of the above.

ticks can pick up something like 50 times their weight...or was it 100.

Originally posted by the ninjak
ticks can pick up something like 50 times their weight...or was it 100.

yes and if a tick was the size of a human they die.....as would amost any insect.

also spidermans body is the same as a human in structure, it nothing like a ticks or any other bugs. so no that does not make spiderman doing the things he does any more realistic. if people wanna play that card.

Spiderman wins 7-9/10

Originally posted by the ninjak
ticks can pick up something like 50 times their weight...or was it 100.

The Tick would demolish spidey

SPOOOOOOOON! 😂

Originally posted by Battlehammer
yes and if a tick was the size of a human they die.....as would amost any insect.

also spidermans body is the same as a human in structure, it nothing like a ticks or any other bugs. so no that does not make spiderman doing the things he does any more realistic. if people wanna play that card.

Lol!

But if Parker had the proportional agility and strength of a tick he would more than 3 times as strong and could bounce off buildings like a ping pong ball.......and he would still have the webshooters for he invented them.

SPOOOOOOON!

Originally posted by the ninjak
could bounce off buildings like a ping pong ball
He already can.

And with the "realistic" thing, he could regrow limbs and would have an exoskeleton wich would increase his durability. But yeah human sized insects would most likely die.