The KMC Obituary.

Basically all you do is write your own obituary. It doesn't have to be as lengthy as mine.

The KMC Times.
November 28th, 2068:

Sonofasaiyan was found dead in his home today, the ripe old age of 84. A pioneer in the realm of education, sonofasaiyan helped many who were stuck in the shadows of ignorance and poverty and was a renowned author political activist, and artist. He has died of natural causes although there is a strange text 'RAZ' written in blood on the kitchen and den walls. It was not his blood, however. He is survived by his wife Natalie and mistress A.K, 6 sons Roland, Axel, Dave.C, Akira, Bailey, Bobwehadababyitsaboy and one daughter Carmen. Funeral Services will be held at the 100,000th church of Christ on the light side of the moon. All assholes trying to gain entrance to the private ceremony will be lasered on sight. Illegetimate children need not attend nor hope for financial compensation of any kind. He was sonofasaiyan *****!!!SLAP!!!! Worship my corpse please.

That's morbid...

KMC Times:
5004

Wow! Rex is old! Still going...wait...no...dead! No! They brought him back again!

Originally posted by Captain REX
That's morbid...

KMC Times:
5004

Wow! Rex is old! Still going...wait...no...dead! No! They brought him back again!

I can't help it... I've just got to do this one:

Jean Grey

She's dead, no wait! She's not dead! She's back and fully function- er, wait a minute. Scratch that; she's dead again. No? She's alive again?! She is! She isn't! She is, she isn't!
Uh-huh,
nuh-uh,
uh-huh,
nuh-uh,
uh-huh... *continues*

30 sept. 2004 -> DEAD.

ghost1

huh?

Why is your name Hilary Duff? just a thought, it could be copy righted or something.

Originally posted by BlackC@t
Why is your name Hilary Duff? just a thought, it could be copy righted or something.

Sorry if my name bother you 🙁 🙁

No, it doesn't. I was just wondering why, are you a fan of hers or something?

23rd March 2003:
Died of unknown causes. The body, which has 2 starnge puncture marks in the neck, mysteriously disappeared from the mortuary and has never been found since. A loving Father, Husband, Son, brother and Niece (On the 2nd friday of each month only). He will NOT be missed.

Originally posted by Clovie
30 sept. 2004 -> DEAD.

ghost1

Dec. 25th 2077:

After winning the World Series of baseball for 18th consecutive time and being crown by The Governor of California for his courage in the war again'st the evil Robots from outer space. WD was assasinated in his attempt to rescue the beautiful and gorgeous Miss Universe 2077. He leaves behind no regret or loves ones. His memory will forever be cherish in the pages of the internet by Raz the VI owner and admistrator of KMC. We will missed him dearly......now grab some pretzels and beer and stay tuned for the party after the funeral.

No fair!!! You get to be 101. 😠

Mrs. Phoenix
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Died of shock after meeting Joaquin Phoenix. 2004 RIP

Tired Hiker (a.k.a. Man of bad Taste) Dies suddenly while heading to work on his day off, who knew. Cause of death was a giant gold goose egg crashing threw his windshield and smashing him to a pulp. Witnesses say Tired Hiker was naked at the time and probably deserved it. There were no survivors. 😬

Additional important information , this just in: the body of Joaquin Phoenix was found dead near Mrs Phoenix's, it seems to show that she tried to eat him! wow, ive seen many things in my life but this is unearthly.

mwahahah. Ive always said that i was going to eat Joaquin Phoenix cause he's so scrummy

<- reurected from the dead after a lenghty absence

Darkcrown was found brutally murdered in her home today on the southside of Detroit. She was a good student and gave to her comunity. Funeral services will not be held because nobody ever loved her.
🙁

Thats so true.......

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Thats so true.......