Apoc001 had a hard life, growing up in rough and tough northern Alberta. Life was always difficult for him, because his parents would only buy toys and candy for him on the weekends. Apoc001 grew up wanting to be a famous guitarist, but because his parents gave him such strict rules for achieving this goal, such as practicing more than ten minutes per month, he was forced to abandon this dream. In high school, he was always picked on by others, and sometimes they even said bad words to him. Even graduation was difficult for him; he tried his hardest on the exams (and only on the exams) and tried to bribe the teachers, but he was still not permitted to graduate. Yes, life was hard for Apoc001. He even had to ride a bus! And one time somebody hit him (by accident)! And now we say goodbye to this poor, poor man who was so tragically deprived of luxury that he was never able to accomplish any of his goals. Rest in peace, Apoc001.