The KMC Obituary.

Started by BadKitty6 pages

Re: The KMC Obituary.

Originally posted by sonofasaiyan
Basically all you do is write your own obituary. It doesn't have to be as lengthy as mine.

Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!

ohya, you know she's gunna kill you for the comment bout us having kids right?

why?
you know it'll happen.
hell, one'll break eventually 😛

ok, that was a bad joke, but eventually, she'll want kids, even if you dont... and you'll want her happy... ...

damn you and your logic!!!

make that joke again and you will never have to worry about one breaking on you ever again

"Died saving his family from a sinking battleship".

hahaha!
you know me, anything for a reaction... and you did exactly what i thought. 😛

yaknow ... i could actually see that tho .... well marrage obviously, but the kids too

welcome to my strange world 😖

good god! more of me! fear

*shudders* that is a scary thought ... little versions of us

"daddy, [insert your kid's name here] took my extra USP mag, and he wont give it back"

fear

😆 ok, maybe that's not so bad

yea, our little monsters could become as good as us, better even, if we train them well, and raise them better

definately ... besides, we need to "borrow" ammo mags from somewhere

"daddy, did you take my L-85 ammo?"
"of course not son ... fairies came and took it in the night."

"but aunt megan said faries use knives and daggers... why would they take my ammo?"

lol, ok enough, i need sleep cause the freebirth ... er ... siblings ... will be awake in 7 hours ... need to prepare for them 😈

ok, rest well, for tomorrow begins the hardest training you hav had since the beginning

yea, thanks

and who are you kidding, the academy was a hell of a lot easier then dealing w/ these things

the academy was never the beginning, it was only the start of this life's training

point, anyway, peace

peace