BAD BadKitty cockeyed Re: The KMC Obituary. Originally posted by sonofasaiyan Basically all you do is write your own obituary. It doesn't have to be as lengthy as mine. Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
JOH John:Spartan117 Restricted ohya, you know she's gunna kill you for the comment bout us having kids right?
SNI sniper Marksman extrordinare why?you know it'll happen.hell, one'll break eventually 😛ok, that was a bad joke, but eventually, she'll want kids, even if you dont... and you'll want her happy... ...
JOH John:Spartan117 Restricted damn you and your logic!!!make that joke again and you will never have to worry about one breaking on you ever again
SNI sniper Marksman extrordinare hahaha!you know me, anything for a reaction... and you did exactly what i thought. 😛
JOH John:Spartan117 Restricted yaknow ... i could actually see that tho .... well marrage obviously, but the kids too
SNI sniper Marksman extrordinare "daddy, [insert your kid's name here] took my extra USP mag, and he wont give it back"fear
SNI sniper Marksman extrordinare yea, our little monsters could become as good as us, better even, if we train them well, and raise them better
JOH John:Spartan117 Restricted definately ... besides, we need to "borrow" ammo mags from somewhere"daddy, did you take my L-85 ammo?""of course not son ... fairies came and took it in the night."
SNI sniper Marksman extrordinare "but aunt megan said faries use knives and daggers... why would they take my ammo?"
JOH John:Spartan117 Restricted lol, ok enough, i need sleep cause the freebirth ... er ... siblings ... will be awake in 7 hours ... need to prepare for them 😈
SNI sniper Marksman extrordinare ok, rest well, for tomorrow begins the hardest training you hav had since the beginning
JOH John:Spartan117 Restricted yea, thanksand who are you kidding, the academy was a hell of a lot easier then dealing w/ these things
SNI sniper Marksman extrordinare the academy was never the beginning, it was only the start of this life's training