The KMC Obituary.

you bet it is 💃

god this is morbid lol

eggmayo was the quintessential sandwich filling, sometimes eaten on its own, sometimes with tuna. some people may put it with ham or other sandwich fillers, but i find this to be coarse and vulgar

😂

😐

I died peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Originally posted by BadKitty
I died peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

......😆 I'm sorry if that really happened but wow! 😱

Originally posted by darkcrown
😐

......😆 I'm sorry if that really happened but wow! 😱

...it was much worse 😛

Died in a firery explotion deep behind enemy lines due to too much damnage taken to the fusion reactor on his armor .... the insuing crater would make him proud

Originally posted by John😖partan117
Died in a firery explotion deep behind enemy lines due to too much damnage taken to the fusion reactor on his armor .... the insuing crater would make him proud

he is survived by wife, Kristen, their son, and daughter, and his brother... well, we're told it's his brother

✅

...... wait, since when did i have kids?

this is FUTURE tense, im pretty sure you will 😉

......................... OH KRISTEN! ..........

yea... slow tonite? 😛

just a lil ... but then again i've not slept and was stuck in a car for 5 hours w/ folkles

good god, you got music there?

i have every last cd i own with me

good, aim access? yahoo?

nope, only contact i have w/ anyone is here on KMC .... which bites, cause you know me, i'm always talking to ppl on KMC, AIM, Yahoo, and MSN all at the same time

yea... and i cant send you files you might need
... like music, george carlin...

oh, beautiful, for smoggy skies,
insecticided grain,
for strim mined mountains' magesty,
above the asphalt plain,
america, america, man sheds his waste on thee,
and hides the pines, with billboard signs,
from sea to oily sea.