BUMP.
I was gonna make a thread like this, but I searched first and then this came up.
Obituary:
Matthew G. Oliver
January 13, 1980-August 20, 2008
Tombstone epitaph: He was okay.
Matthew died of natural causes on 8-20-08. He was 28. He is survived by his wife, Raeann, and daughter, Madison. Matthew was raised in East Texas, in the little prison town of Huntsville. When he graduated school (miraculously) in 1998, he enlisted in the Unites States Army Infantry. From there, he went to Parachutist (Airborne) school and was stationed in Schweinfurt, Germany. From what we have been told, aside from his military duties, his whole time over there was an alcohol induced daze. After leaving Germany, Matt was stationed at Ft. Hood, Texas where he spent two years before going to Iraq shortly after the 9/11 attacks happened. He was injured in combat, and thus, developed a speech impediment. After being honorably medicaled out of the Army, he movied back home to Huntsville where he fell into a depression and regularly abused drugs and alcohol. His saving grace was when he met his beautiful, future wife, Raeann, and he knocked her up, thus forcing him to grow up and begin life anew as a responsible parent. After becoming a dad, Matt settled into a comfortable life as the bread-winner of a loving family. His hobbies included video gaming, movie watching, dvd collecting, comic books, and a forum called KMC (whatever that is). Matt was truly a bizarre individual, as we have been informed that he once went to a "donkey show" and witnessed inter-species erotica. His wackiness will be missed, and we will always remember how it took him 5 minutes to say one damn sentence. R.I.P. Matt
Originally posted by Impediment
BUMP.I was gonna make a thread like this, but I searched first and then this came up.
Obituary:
[b]Matthew G. Oliver
January 13, 1980-August 20, 2008
Tombstone epitaph: He was okay.
Matthew died of natural causes on 8-20-08. He was 28. He is survived by his wife, Raeann, and daughter, Madison. Matthew was raised in East Texas, in the little prison town of Huntsville. When he graduated school (miraculously) in 1998, he enlisted in the Unites States Army Infantry. From there, he went to Parachutist (Airborne) school and was stationed in Schweinfurt, Germany. From what we have been told, aside from his military duties, his whole time over there was an alcohol induced daze. After leaving Germany, Matt was stationed at Ft. Hood, Texas where he spent two years before going to Iraq shortly after the 9/11 attacks happened. He was injured in combat, and thus, developed a speech impediment. After being honorably medicaled out of the Army, he movied back home to Huntsville where he fell into a depression and regularly abused drugs and alcohol. His saving grace was when he met his beautiful, future wife, Raeann, and he knocked her up, thus forcing him to grow up and begin life anew as a responsible parent. After becoming a dad, Matt settled into a comfortable life as the bread-winner of a loving family. His hobbies included video gaming, movie watching, dvd collecting, comic books, and a forum called KMC (whatever that is). Matt was truly a bizarre individual, as we have been informed that he once went to a "donkey show" and witnessed inter-species erotica. His wackiness will be missed, and we will always remember how it took him 5 minutes to say one damn sentence. R.I.P. Matt [/B]
He will be missed..........i think 😛
July 10th, 1991 - December 10th, 2555
Tombstone Epitaph: Yeah, baby, yeah!
Toku King was blown to smithereens with an army of super zombie ninjas while fighting them to the death protecting his and Jennifer Garner's love child. Battling the hordes for over a decade, King became the leader of the NBG(Ninja Be Gone) unit of the United States Government, now led by the current president of the United States Chuck Norris.
Zombie Ninja King Tom Cruise died at Toku's hand 5 back in 2552, which created an uproar in the Zombie Ninja community.
ragesRemorse died on tuesday morning at 8:38 am of, August 1st, 2008
The cause of death is unkown at this point, but considering the state of which his remains were found officials are almost convinced that he was killed after pissing off a wizard , no other details can be divulged at this point because the case is still open and being investigated.
ragesRemorse was survived by a half eaten jar of mustard of three Ritz crackers
Originally posted by Toku King
July 10th, 1991 - December 10th, 2555Tombstone Epitaph: Yeah, baby, yeah!
Toku King was blown to smithereens with an army of super zombie ninjas while fighting them to the death protecting his and Jennifer Garner's love child. Battling the hordes for over a decade, King became the leader of the NBG(Ninja Be Gone) unit of the United States Government, now led by the current president of the United States Chuck Norris.
Zombie Ninja King Tom Cruise died at Toku's hand 5 back in 2552, which created an uproar in the Zombie Ninja community.
Died from reading that. 😐