What are some of you favorite family guy quotes

Ok well i consider myself the greatest family guy fan so i know all the quotes, but what is your favorite quote, mine is from the episode entitled "Peter Peter Caviar eater" its during a flash back when lois and peter met and peter was the towel boy at lois' and margarite's summer villa, and when peter first sees lois he goes up to her and says "Hi I'm towel and I have a Peter for you"

or "Thats my mama"

😂 I remember those...

I love Family Guy, but our cable got cut off a couple of months ago....hmmmm

ACK! I am trying so hard to remember the exact words of some of them...but I can't! 🙁

There are tons though, but I think I'm mixing them up...😮

"He's wearing a wire" by stewey(spelling?) in th episode when he and brian went on a trip

Brian: Oh, please, Peter, your excuses are lamer than FDR's legs. Meg & Peter: *gasp* Brian: Too soon?

😂

"ohhh Peter, you are the height of just-too-muchery..."

yea thats a good one., heres another one from road to rode island,
Brian:*SPINS AROUND IN BAR CHAIR*
Lady next to him(LNTH):umm I think you had enough
Brian: what are you talking about you icresingly attractive lady.
LNTH: Oh stop
Brian: No you could be in magazines, you could, YOU COULD.
LNTH: Oh stop
Brian: yea and im not talking about like JUGGS or CREAMCICLE
LNTH:*WALKS AWAY*
Brian: call me!!......She'll never call.

oh how hillarious is that show

"oh peter, the spaniard would call you El Terrible

Peter: What the hell did you do?
Brian: Me? Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
Peter: I'll tell you who. Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk.

"yeah... its in the window this time."

Sorry...I got another

"Hey Meg, 18 yet"
"No"
"Ohhkay..."

Mr.Weed: "Peter, are you sleeping on the job?"
Peter: "Ar, er, no, there's a bug in my eye and I'm trying to suffocate it"

Stewie: "No sprinkles! God help you if I find sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!"

Peter: "Heehehehehehehe, duty, heheheheheeeee diarrhoea"

*After Peter has angererd the Black Knight, the Black Knight swears if he ever sees him again, he'll kill him - but Peter shows up the day in the audience"
Black Knight: "What's your fat ass doing here?"
Man on fat donkey: "He's my only means of transport"
Black Knight "Oh, and what are you doing here Griffin?"

Woman: "Hey, whats your name?"
*Peter tries to come up with a different name*
Peter: "Er.....er........."
*Peter sees a pea on his plate"
Peter: "........pea........"
*Peter sees a woman crying and a tear on her cheek*
Peter: "........tear........."
*Peter sees a griffin fly by*
Peter: ".....griffin..........ah crap"

Also - check my sig.

Here is one of my favorite lines.

"You know who he took to the prom as his date"death's mother talking to peter.

"No who"peter

"His counsin!"Death's mother

(both laughs)

"That's weak!"Peter.

Now that is a great lline!JM 😂 😆 😱

"Hello, 9-1-1? It's Quagmire here. Yeah, it's stuck in a window this time." -Quagmire

"A boat is a boat, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat! You know how we always wanted one of those!" -Peter

"We now go live to Diane being a b*tch. Diane." -Tom Tucker

"Stay tuned for our special investigative report on the clitoris, 'Nature's Rubik's Cube'." -Tom Tucker

My fave Episode is one called "Wasted Talent" - where Peter wins a golden ticket to go to Pawtucket Pats brewery - some of the funniest things ever come from that episode:

*when Peter finds a Golden Ticket*
Man in street: "Run Peter, run home as fast as you can!"
*Peter runs home, and trips on a paving slab*
Peter: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ffssssssssssssssssssssssss, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, fssssssssssssssssssssssssss, aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, fffffffffffffffffsssssssssssssss, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,fssssssssssssssssssssss, aaaaaaaaaaah, fffffffffssssssssssssss"

and

"Go on buds, drink my suds, and you'll slip into pure inebriation. Though the beer it is free, you're just renting it from meeeeeeeeee"

"It's like I've died and went to heaven - only they realised it wasn't my time, and so they sent me back to a brewery"

Yeah, that was a good one.

"Hey, Peter. This one you CAN blame on the dog."

Meg: Wow, Chris, did you lose weight?
Chris: Well, I've been working out all week.
Meg: You look wicked skinny. I'm like, jealous.
Chris: Thanks, Meg. I'm jealous of your mustache.
Meg: I don't have a mustache... do I?

(Quagmire sees a cheerleader stewie tied up in a bathroom stall)
Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.

^ that creeped me out but was funny

Meg: Wow, Chris, did you lose weight?
Chris: Well, I've been working out all week.
Meg: You look wicked skinny. I'm like, jealous.
Chris: Thanks, Meg. I'm jealous of your mustache.
Meg: I don't have a mustache... do I?

😑 😂 😂 🤣

Stewie giving maybe five minutes of pure sarcastic jab at the 'You are the weakest link. Goodbye,' line. Also in the same episode,

Stewie: Well I'll love to stay and chit-chat but you're a total *****.