What are some of you favorite family guy quotes

Blacky Weather Report-IT'S GONNA RAIN!!!

peter- you know if i wasnt so sure your were a lesbion i'd say you were coming onto me

*Black Knight walks up to crowd*

Black Knight- "Hey whats your fat ass doing here?"

Guy on fat donkey- "He's my only means of conveyance but I guess I do spoil him"

Black Knight- "clearly you do"

😆

stewie: thats it its always been about the damn cookies (stewie walks away) dont let her see you cry old man

Peter-"Women are not people, they are things built by the lord jesus christ for our entertainment"

Brain-"I loooooove chocolate, its sooooooo good. But I cant eat it because it will make me fat, but its soooooooooo good"

Peter-"You wanna know something? I always thought that... dogs laid eggs...... and I learned something today"

Loise's dad- "My god he's violating sea-breeze"
Peter-"No he's just awkwardly positioning himself.. Oh now he's violating sea-breeze"

(those are all different quotes from different episodes)

cleveland: i'm going to kill Quagmire

Quagmire: giggity giggity giggity gigg giggity...
to lois will you go to the bath room already

This is one from stewie.

"here is something nasty (farts) Ahh I broke a damn blood vessel."

Peter: I think my Alphabets are giving me a message
Brian: What Do you think it is
Peter: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Brian: Peter those are cheerios

or
Stewie: Blast I hate lois When I grow up I hope to be a homosexual

or even
Chris: Guess whate word I'm thinking
I'll give you a clue it's not Kitty
Meg: I know is it Kitty
Chris: Witch witch get out of my head

cleveland: glen Quagmire your dead

palpatine: good let the hate flow through you
lois:your not helping

Quagmire-"Lois I'd do everything to you"
Lois-"What?"
Quagmire-"I'd do anything for you"

peter: our rating are higher than alyssa milano

Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.

lois: mommy will be up later to kiss you goodnight
stewie: burn in hell

attention restauranters testicals that is all

my favorite scene is when stewie words f*** you to brian and he walks away pissed, adn stewie says, "What, I said vacuum!"

Or
Peters on the phone with some guy, "Um ya, I'm retarded."
then he walks into a girl bathroom 'flings open stall door, girl screams'
"Sorry retarded, dont know any better,"-peter
"Oh, thats ok," -lady in stall

Stewie: Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

😂

Stewie (in car with Brian, says to police officer): We met on the Internet. He lured me into the car with promises of candy and funny stories. 😆