What are some of you favorite family guy quotes

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?

😂

Peter: Hey, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs just like you....very homosexually

I win close the thread down.

the Dog: Better then that time you tried you're hand at genetic engineering?
Peter: *comes in with a moose head* Lois, where did we keep the Tylenol.

I'm Surprised nobody said this quote:
"Milk,Milk, Lemonade, around the corner Fudge is made."
To me that's the best quote yet!!! 😆 😆 😆 😆

Chris: Doctor, I need you to get rid of this zit!
Doug (Chris's Zit): You traitor!
Doctor: Whoa, that's a doosie! I bet some of those awful kids at school call you Zit Face?
Chris: No
Doctor: Papa Zit?
Chris: No
Doctor: Pus Peak?
Chris: No
Doctor: Fat ass?
Chris: Well..yeah..
Doctor: TSk, tsk..oh, that's terrible!

Brian:Bonnie quit with all your questions your ruining eveyones good time like peter did when he went to entertain the dying children.

Peter: Alright so im at the DMV the other die long lines, long lines at the DMV but you'll find out all about that when you get older(dead silence)
Moving on so i finally tried Viagra(Kid moans)Oh we got a joaker in the audience then something you wanna say there mr hickler!
Kid: Dying hurts
Peter: tell me about it

Lois: Sweetie, it's brocolli. It's good for you. Now open up for the airplane!
[Makes plane noises]
Stewie: Never! Damn the brocolli, damn you and damn the Wright Brothers!!!
Lois: My, aren't WE fussy tonight?ok, no brocolli.
[stufffs it in his mouth]
Stewie: Who the hell do you think you are?
Lois: Honey it's not going to go away cause you don't like it.
Stewie: Well then my goal becomes clear. The broocolli must die!!

So, Broccolli, Mother says you're very good for me... Well, I'm afraid I'm NO GOOD FOR YOU! The first rule of war is Know Thine Enemy, and I know THIS: Cold KILLS broccolli! It's so simple! All I need to do is build a machine to control the global environment. Forecast for tomorrow: a few sprinkles of genius with A CHANCE OF DOOM!
-Stewie Griffin

The Road to Rhode Island song

stewie: this is my rifle this is my gun *grabs his nut* this is 4 fighting this is 4 fun

stewie: damn you and your estrogenical treachery
stewie: we're playing house...roman Polanski's house
stewie: what the hell are you doing those are my graham crackers...why you gin soaked dewberry I'm going to find something to strike you with excuse me
stewie: i have a message from billiam, he told me to tell you i killed him

"THE CONCEIT OF YOU HUMANS, THE ARROGANCE!!"

repair man: yeah, it appears a half eaten meatball was clogging up the in-take
peter: well did you save it?
repair man: ummm...no
peter: you bastard.

can anyone remember the one where Mayor West is protecting quagmire, and then he cant stop laughing?

Stewie to Meg: "Oh yes, this regardless of everything else you've done will be the end of you. I mean the way you dress won't have an effect, the way you look doesn't matter. No, it is this one thing that will be the end of you. I mean do you hear yourself!? I just may kill you tonight."

May not be exact but close enough.

is it comprehensible.....

Peter: Chris, you're not fat, you just come from a long line of husky griffins like your great great uncle jabba the griffin...
jabba the griffin: raja nabadua gola wookie nipple pinchie

lol

Lion guy- "Eye of thundera, give me sight beyond sight" *stares at girl through the wall taking a dump*

Peter: Hi im Peter Griffin, My friends call me Peter for Short

Chris: Are we there yet?
Lois: No
Chris: Are we there yet?
Lois: No
Chris: Are we there yet?
Lois: YES CHRIS OK, WERE THERE!!
Chris: LIAR!

Hummana Hummana. POW right in the kisser