The KMC Crisis Hotline/Dear Sothy

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Lord Soth Misunderstood Genius

The KMC Crisis Hotline/Dear Sothy

If any of you have a crisis, or are asking for advice, come here! I can guarantee that I will never be serious and always be hilarious!

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Dear Sothy you've got to help you see I've got this itching...

Lord Soth Misunderstood Genius

Have you flossed? Because if you've flossed the magical mushrooms would not have invaded your pancreas, therefore preventing the itch.

~Sothy

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I floss! But the itching wont go

Sir Bob III Love is Blindness

dear slothy, my ass hurts

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have you tried flossing?

Lord Soth Misunderstood Genius

Well Bob, if your ass hurts than obviously you have not washed your hamster

DeNiro Senior Member

Sothy I have a serious problem. Now I have been leaving with this illness for all my life even when I was born. It is very embaressing and I dontknow if i want to explain here but maybe u can help. U see I was born with this rare diease called bigadickitous. Which means that my penis is over 10 inches long and it will grow on a average inch a year what can I do to stop this madness

Sir Bob III Love is Blindness

niiiice

i wouldnt complain

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Originally posted by DeNiro
Sothy I have a serious problem. Now I have been leaving with this illness for all my life even when I was born. It is very embaressing and I dontknow if i want to explain here but maybe u can help. U see I was born with this rare diease called bigadickitous. Which means that my penis is over 10 inches long and it will grow on a average inch a year what can I do to stop this madness

get your eyes tested 😛

LarryTheArch Restricted

not lie aboutyour penis size would help

Lord Soth Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by DeNiro
Sothy I have a serious problem. Now I have been leaving with this illness for all my life even when I was born. It is very embaressing and I dontknow if i want to explain here but maybe u can help. U see I was born with this rare diease called bigadickitous. Which means that my penis is over 10 inches long and it will grow on a average inch a year what can I do to stop this madness
You must become one with the kitchen appliance salesmen, they will show you the way

Sir Bob III Love is Blindness

for his prick

Lord Soth Misunderstood Genius

Next?

DeNiro Senior Member

get my eyes tested 😂 That was good Ill bump that post 😂

LarryTheArch Restricted

Dear sothy... i have a serious problem. See I have this problem where I start fights with @ssholes and B!tches on an on-line web stie called Uranusisacrater.com. How do I stop myself?

Sir Bob III Love is Blindness

not go on the site

DeNiro Senior Member

I wouldnt stop seems like fun

Lord Soth Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by LarryTheArch
Dear sothy... i have a serious problem. See I have this problem where I start fights with @ssholes and B!tches on an on-line web stie called Uranusisacrater.com. How do I stop myself?
You must do this in the exact order I give to you, or else the cure will not work

-Make me a pastrami sandwich
-Dance the dance of the naked blender f**king people
-shave your goat and burn his fur in an offering to the God of SPAM
-Sing the ancient chant of the ancient old people
-and then get really stoned and forget all about the site