The KMC Crisis Hotline/Dear Sothy

I g2g watch a movie, will bbak to give advice tomorrow

going to bed what cd should i listen to

The skittles they talk to me but I dont understand them

My boomerang won't come back, I've thrown it until I was blue in the face but my boomerang won't come back.

Originally posted by Corran
My boomerang won't come back, I've thrown it until I was blue in the face but my boomerang won't come back.

Originally posted by Baylin
The skittles they talk to me but I dont understand them

Originally posted by DeNiro
going to bed what cd should i listen to

dear soth,

so... what about our date? 😖hifty:

Dear Sothy; you see I have a friend (read Vampiree) and she's cheating on her husband. Should I say it to him; and how far should I run away when she reads this post?

dear soth. i've got a friend (read be@st) and i want to beat him up. should i use a baseball bat?

Dear Sothy I have a friend (read Vampiree) and i'm afraid that she is soon going to try to beat me up; but she'll hurt herself because she is so powerless. Do you think I should eat cakes?

dear sothy. i have a friend (be@st) who's SO VAIN that he can't even see that i'm right behind him. should i wear pink socks?

dear sothy I have a friend (vampiree) who is so vain that she can't even reckognize a simple illusion and see I AM right behind her. Should I stop drinking water and start to drink only vodka; I think that water makes me drunk.

dear sothy, i've got a friend (be@st) who thinks he's a demon. ain't he pathetic? should i paint my nails black?

dear sothy I have a friend (vampiree) who thinks she's a vampyre. Should I pretend I'm a vampyre slayer eventhough I'm demon king?

der sothy, i will kill my worthless friend. thanks for the advice.

dear sothy, i am mentally challanged what do i do?

dear Sothy; every time when I'm in an argueing mood someone wants to kill me. Should I kill them first?

well im no Sothy but....🤨

You've got something to say ha bub?