The KMC Crisis Hotline/Dear Sothy

Started by Sir Bob III5 pages
Sir Bob III Love is Blindness

i like the last one

LarryTheArch Restricted

thank you

Sir Bob III Love is Blindness

dear slothy,
i have a problem with little boys that wear clothes is this normal
-micheal Jackson

DeNiro Senior Member

What can I do to umm I dont know get a pop right now without getting up

Sir Bob III Love is Blindness

hire a slave

LarryTheArch Restricted

hmmm... go up to a cop and say it... itll help

Lord Soth Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Sir Bob III
dear slothy,
i have a problem with little boys that wear clothes is this normal
-micheal Jackson
Dear Michael,
It has been predestined by the all-knowing zits of fate that you would behave this way. My best advice is to kill yourself now

Sir Bob III Love is Blindness

WOO HOO

Lord Soth Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by DeNiro
What can I do to umm I dont know get a pop right now without getting up
You must summon the shadowy demon-o'-jello by singing a fire hour hymn about the differences between butter, Parkay, I Can't Believe it's not butter and margarine.

Or you could get off your lazy ass and get the pop 😛

DeNiro Senior Member

Ill do the first choice 😱 fu'ck getting up

Sir Bob III Love is Blindness

Originally posted by Lord Soth
You must summon the shadowy demon-o'-jello by singing a fire hour hymn about the differences between butter, Parkay, I Can't Believe it's not butter and margarine.

Or you could get off your lazy ass and get the pop 😛

you are too funny for your own good

DeNiro Senior Member

Its hard to read his posts I got a crissis i cant spell and i cant read ur posts good

Lord Soth Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by DeNiro
Its hard to read his posts I got a crissis i cant spell and i cant read ur posts good
It must be because you are possessed by the Sometimes-can-read-sometimes-can't demon. To get rid of this demon, flail your limbs about like you are being massaged by a fat piggish woman, and then the demon will be weakened enough to be beaten out of your head with a loofah sponge

LarryTheArch Restricted

heres a soltion: highlight 'em

DeNiro Senior Member

It makes it even worse cause i got my highlight thing ona differnt color then urs prolly and it makes it imposilbe to read

VENOMfan executioner

I fear for the livley hood of KMC......the Bacon Commando's abound and the mod's are helpless against their hickery smoked power. any idea's about how to twart these hooligan's?

DeNiro Senior Member

Make me a admin 😛

VENOMfan executioner

BRILLIANT! *pop's open beer*

DeNiro Senior Member

Ill drink to that 🍺

Lord Soth Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by VENOMfan
I fear for the livley hood of KMC......the Bacon Commando's abound and the mod's are helpless against their hickery smoked power. any idea's about how to twart these hooligan's?
We must implement a ridiculously difficult plan to invade the Bacon Commando's hideout using my secret Doomsday Device and pudding. After that, we will travel to the whore house and sex the night away while drinking the blood of diseased Mongolian bats