The KMC Crisis Hotline/Dear Sothy

Originally posted by Inwë Nólatári
oh yes, have another issue...Consapation...dang it I just can't poop...WHAT TO DO!!! I'm typing on a laptop on the toilet...WON'T.....COME......OUT!!!!!!!!

first you must travel to the land of Whosyourdaddy, and find the old old old old old sage named Whatsittoyou. He will give you a key that will open up the temple of eternal sewage (also known as a septic tank) After inhaling deeply of the fumes of the human waste, you must breathe on a bluebird and the crap will magically leave your butt right then and there

Have fun! 😆

Help me! I hokied when I should have cokied now the yellow and green spizuts want me to pay up and I havent got enough blue to juice to cream!

ARGH!!!

You must frolic in the fields of cacti until you become unrecognizable as a human being, and then jump into A POOL OF ACID 😆

Originally posted by Vampiree
dear soth,

so... what about our date? 😖hifty:

a-hem... somebody DIDN'T ANSWER my question... *sob sob*

Originally posted by Vampiree
a-hem... somebody DIDN'T ANSWER my question... *sob sob*

Well, here's what we're going to do.....dinner and a movie, and then we go set people's houses on fire, is that okay?

ok 😊

Soth, I tried the acid bath but now my livers fallen out with me is refusing to metabolise any more alcohol...

Originally posted by Baylin
Soth, I tried the acid bath but now my livers fallen out with me is refusing to metabolise any more alcohol...

😕 🙁

Well, I'm sorry.....there is one cure though, but nonoe of my patients have been able to achieve it......

Deep in the dark darkness of the dark place, there is a box. In the box, there is a box. In that box, there is a box. And in that box, there is another box. In THAT box there is a jeweled bird. You must sell that bird on eBay for EXACTLY $4,562,781.90 and then you must collect the money and burn it in offering to the dark and merciless god of fluffy pink bathrobes. Then that dark and evil god will lift your curse.

nobody wants advice anymore, this makes me sad.......🙁

Originally posted by Lord Soth
Well, I'm sorry.....there is one cure though, but nonoe of my patients have been able to achieve it......

Deep in the dark darkness of the dark place, there is a box. In the box, there is a box. In that box, there is a box. And in that box, there is another box. In THAT box there is a jeweled bird. You must sell that bird on eBay for EXACTLY $4,562,781.90 and then you must collect the money and burn it in offering to the dark and merciless god of fluffy pink bathrobes. Then that dark and evil god will lift your curse.

done! 😄

And how is your liver?