The KMC Crisis Hotline/Dear Sothy

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Korri Senior Member

bug?

Be@st Elanor's Husband

bub; it was a simple mistake.

Korri Senior Member

oh ok 😑

Be@st Elanor's Husband

anyway...back to the topic.
Dear sothy I'm so confused that I don't know what to say. Should I stop talkin' or just start with random stupidity?

Korri Senior Member

i just realised this is a ripp off of Deniro's advice thread! RIPP OFF!

Corran Lucifer

Originally posted by Lord Soth
I have some bad news for you then, Corran.....you're pregnant
Damn, in that case that means my contraceptive pill doesn't work.

Lord Soth Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Be@st
dear Sothy; every time when I'm in an argueing mood someone wants to kill me. Should I kill them first?
To Be@st and Vampy: It is obvious (to me) that you are both about to spontaneously burst into flames. My advice is Be@st: butt out and Vampy: don't be so obvious 😖hifty:

Lord Soth Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Korri
dear sothy, i am mentally challanged what do i do?
You must set all of your worldly possessions on fire and then sue the insurance company. After they give a huge settlement, normal intelligence will be bestowed upon you

Lord Soth Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Korri
i just realised this is a ripp off of Deniro's advice thread! RIPP OFF!
I didn't know, the idea just came to me the other night......and rip only has 1 p

VENOMfan executioner

hmmm these Bacon Commando's are clever i just realized the bastard's took the Pepsi right out of my fridge, what should i do call the police or go on a Bacon shredding Vigilante grilling spree?

Lord Soth Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by VENOMfan
hmmm these Bacon Commando's are clever i just realized the bastard's took the Pepsi right out of my fridge, what should i do call the police or go on a Bacon shredding Vigilante grilling spree?
This is a blatant act of war by these Bacon people. What you need to do is to summon an army composed of living toasters and mutated radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

nazgulinthedark Super Senior Member

dear sothy,
i have a hole in the bottum of my sock, what should i do?

Lord Soth Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by nazgulinthedark
dear sothy,
i have a hole in the bottum of my sock, what should i do?
Repair it with an extract of alien liver (acquired on a moonless night in the middle of Kansas while dacing with a lighting rod), and peanut butter

A needle an tread'll do the trick too 😉

Baylin Back in story!
Originally posted by nazgulinthedark
dear sothy,
i have a hole in the bottum of my sock, what should i do?

I nearly misread that as I have a hole in my bottom what should I do with my sock? 😛 😕

§pearhead Prophet

dear soth, i lost my marbles. where did they go?

Inwë Nólatári Esmerelda Moss

Dear Sothy,
Hello....this is hard to say, I am SUPER obssesed w/ Orlando Bloom. I personally don't think this is a bad thing, but I think I scare people when thy realize I know every thing about him (did you know his favorie group is Coldplay?) what do I do about the stupid friends who don't support my love for Orli?

Inwë Nólatári Esmerelda Moss

oh yes, have another issue...Consapation...dang it I just can't poop...WHAT TO DO!!! I'm typing on a laptop on the toilet...WON'T.....COME......OUT!!!!!!!!

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Inwë Nólatári
oh yes, have another issue...Consapation...dang it I just can't poop...WHAT TO DO!!! I'm typing on a laptop on the toilet...WON'T.....COME......OUT!!!!!!!!

ME TOO!

Lord Soth Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by §pearhead
dear soth, i lost my marbles. where did they go?
Well, there are several ways to find marbles

My best suggestion is to run screaming into the city, naked as the day you were born, and then run into a department store, steling a microwave while screaming prayers to Lucifer.

And then you find a lovely young lady and go to a formal dance with her. After making a profound connection and thinking to yourself, "this could be the one...", shove her face into the punch bowl, and then plug in the microwave and electrocute her.

Or just buy a bag of marbles, but the first one is more effective 😆

Lord Soth Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Inwë Nólatári
Dear Sothy,
Hello....this is hard to say, I am SUPER obssesed w/ Orlando Bloom. I personally don't think this is a bad thing, but I think I scare people when thy realize I know every thing about him (did you know his favorie group is Coldplay?) what do I do about the stupid friends who don't support my love for Orli?
Set all of your friends on fire, while singing an old Frank Sinatra song. Then they will suddenly realize you're stupid obssession is not so stupid.

Or you could just get a life, sis 😛