Spiderman vs. Captain America/Daredevil/Wolverine

How the hell are the three going to tag Spidey?

When the battle begins...if they're all outside...they certainly won't be able to catch him..and I can almost assure you that Spidey won't just stand their and try to trade blows with all three of them at the same time..Peter ain't that stupid...lol...

I mean if Spidey jumps up high and sticks to a building..what the hell are Captain/Wolvie/Daredevil going to do?

Are they going to climb up the building and crawl after him...lol :I don't even need to go to the Marvel Directory for this one..I mean..you guys haven't really proven anything...please tell me what the three are going to do to Spidey...I mean how the hell are they going to beat him? Especially if the battle takes place outside....

Its funny that just about everyone who call's the Spider Man's supporter's fanboys..have picks of one of the three(Cap/Wolvie/DD) in their profiles and signatures..lol...come on now...Who are the real fanboys now fellas?[/B]

Well, since there's no fanboy thread for a set of really bad teeth, I guess I'll stick with my icon, if you don't mind.

Secondly, I HAVE stated a couple of ways. But, let's go with the facet of Spider-Man's persona that you fanboys have already stipulated to: his youthful cockiness. I've never met a teenager yet who didn't think they could beat everything placed in front of them, and they have no special powers as far as I've been able to tell. So, Cap analyzes the scene and realizes that clearly up high, although DD and he are very athletic, Spidey holds the advantage outside and up high. Ergo, bring it inside. Send DD up to keep him occupied, then lure Spidey indoors. Ambush him in tight spaces; bring the roof down around his ears; beat him to death with team work in tight where Spider-Man's agility won't do him as much good. Wolverine can really work him over here, DD can keep him busy if he tries to escape, and Cap runs the scenario and adds his own brand of damage if Wolverine gets stunned or taken out. No way Spider-Man's senses do him any good from the likes of these 3 when they're in close and working him over. Cap is the best combatant skill-wise among the 3, and the best at analyzing the fight. Wolverine can do the messy work because he can handle Spidey's counter punches. And DD is just icing on the cake; he's probably the closest to Spider-Man in this group, although weaker in all respects EXCEPT fighting SKILL. He is a trained martial artist, as is Captain America, with the knowledge and precision to land each blow exactly where they want them to go. Both of these characters can precisely land their blows with pinpoint accuracy, including nerve endings and eye sockets. Spider-Man's brand of combat is using his enhanced agility to flap and flail around, while using his enhanced strength to give more "UMMPH" to his blows. While showy and effective in it's own way, These other 3 guys are HIGHLY TRAINED combatants and will not be impressed above the initial "Oh wow, he's fast"; then they'll hem him in and beat the snot out of him.

Originally posted by whobdamandog
and oh yeah Captain JK(jk stands for joke right..lol) I'm still laughing..

Up to this point, I have tried to stay within the context of the fight to post my views on this thread. This, however, is nothing more than a pathetic and immature attempt to "call me out" I would assume. You have also referred to me as "Pops" in another post, a derogatory referral to the fact I have a child. I also assume you do these things because you think I won't respond, or because that's what you're used to in real life.

So, let's clear a couple of things up:
Your name is stupid AND misspelled, or refers to some "rap lyrics" term that is so obscurely irrelevant that I have no idea what you're talking about and really don't care. Many of the words you place within your posts are also misspelled, further showing off your lack of command of the English language. You also interject a lot of your posts with insults and cute little laughing faces. While highly effective in grammar school, it only further helps the rest of us appreciate your lack of any viable means of projecting your point without deferring to what you learned in kindergarten (which was probably only a couple of years ago.)

So, in conclusion, keep it on point and argue the thread, or we can start a whole new one about how many different ways "Capt.JK" can kick "whobdamandog's" ass. And sticking to buildings won't help you.
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THIS post is closed, boy. You can PM me your reply.

Originally posted by Capt.JK
Well, since there's no fanboy thread for a set of really bad teeth, I guess I'll stick with my icon, if you don't mind.

Your just jealous cause you don't have gold tooth in the front of your mouth...lol..anyways...

Secondly, I HAVE stated a couple of ways. But, let's go with the facet of Spider-Man's persona that you fanboys have already stipulated to: his youthful cockiness. I've never met a teenager yet who didn't think they could beat everything placed in front of them, and they have no special powers as far as I've been able to tell. So, Cap analyzes the scene and realizes that clearly up high, although DD and he are very athletic, Spidey holds the advantage outside and up high. Ergo, bring it inside. Send DD up to keep him occupied, then lure Spidey indoors. Ambush him in tight spaces; bring the roof down around his ears; beat him to death with team work in tight where Spider-Man's agility won't do him as much good. Wolverine can really work him over here, DD can keep him busy if he tries to escape, and Cap runs the scenario and adds his own brand of damage if Wolverine gets stunned or taken out. No way Spider-Man's senses do him any good from the likes of these 3 when they're in close and working him over. Cap is the best combatant skill-wise among the 3, and the best at analyzing the fight. Wolverine can do the messy work because he can handle Spidey's counter punches. And DD is just icing on the cake; he's probably the closest to Spider-Man in this group, although weaker in all respects EXCEPT fighting SKILL. He is a trained martial artist, as is Captain America, with the knowledge and precision to land each blow exactly where they want them to go. Both of these characters can precisely land their blows with pinpoint accuracy, including nerve endings and eye sockets. Spider-Man's brand of combat is using his enhanced agility to flap and flail around, while using his enhanced strength to give more "UMMPH" to his blows. While showy and effective in it's own way, These other 3 guys are HIGHLY TRAINED combatants and will not be impressed above the initial "Oh wow, he's fast"; then they'll hem him in and beat the snot out of him.

Damb Cap take a breath..lol...

Anyways it was a descent story(sic)..Worthy of the great comic writer Rob Liefeld..lol...but like Mr. Liefeld does..you left out a few pertinent plot devices...

1. How the hell are Cap and DD going to get Spidey to come into an enclosed area?

2. How the hell are the three going to dodge every attempt of Spidey to web them?

3. Why the hell would Spidey even attempt to bring the battle up close to them?

Am I missing something here..lol..Oh yeah..found what's missing...theres no damb logic..lol...my mistake...

Face it Captain Fanboy...your team is going to loose..😆

Originally posted by Capt.JK
Up to this point, I have tried to stay within the context of the fight to post my views on this thread. This, however, is nothing more than a pathetic and immature attempt to "call me out" I would assume. You have also referred to me as "Pops" in another post, a derogatory referral to the fact I have a child. I also assume you do these things because you think I won't respond, or because that's what you're used to in real life.

So, let's clear a couple of things up:
Your name is stupid AND misspelled, or refers to some "rap lyrics" term that is so obscurely irrelevant that I have no idea what you're talking about and really don't care. Many of the words you place within your posts are also misspelled, further showing off your lack of command of the English language. You also interject a lot of your posts with insults and cute little laughing faces. While highly effective in grammar school, it only further helps the rest of us appreciate your lack of any viable means of projecting your point without deferring to what you learned in kindergarten (which was probably only a couple of years ago.)

So, in conclusion, keep it on point and argue the thread, or we can start a whole new one about how many different ways "Capt.JK" can kick "whobdamandog's" ass. And sticking to buildings won't help you.
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THIS post is closed, boy. You can PM me your reply.

lol..did you close it..didn't know you were a moderator now..lol..well...I doubt anyone here is an english teacher..lol...half of your posts had so many grammatical errors(run on sentence, transitional modifiers at the beginning of sentences..lol..yeah..I'm an english buff...lol)...lol..they would probably make an ms wordperfect grammar checker crash if analyzed it..lol...but hey didn't mean to hurt your feelings..we both went back and forth with the lame one liners and trash talking...thought you could hang..lol...guess not...peace out Captain...you have earned my respect..not...lol... 😆

Originally posted by whobdamandog

1. How the hell are Cap and DD going to get Spidey to come into an enclosed area?

2. How the hell are the three going to dodge every attempt of Spidey to web them?

3. Why the hell would Spidey even attempt to bring the battle up close to them?

1) As I stated in the post, his youthful cockiness; as you Spidey fanboys pointed out, it has gotten him into trouble before. It will again.

2) DD can doge it with ease, as can Cap. If Cap gets caught, he can also cut it easily with his shield. Wolverine can slice through it like butter. And there are 3 of them; Spidey's going to be pretty busy trying to dodge all of them at once.

3) He has to. This thread deals with a fight that HAS to happen, not one he can back out of and come back to later. If he chooses to leave and NOT fight, then this thread is irrelevant. Cap calls in the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier and they blast him back to mud. So Spidey HAS to follow DD. Spider-Man CANNOT sneak up on DD or Wolverine, so they'll know he's coming before he knows they're there. And Cap's tactics will simply dictate that THEY control the battlefield, NOT Spider-Man. Eventually, Spider-Man has to bring this fight to them, on Cap's terms, where he can control the surroundings.

4) THWAKK!!! Spidey's out.

...Guess that's what all tough guys do..take offense to posts on a comic board..lol..and then challenge you to a fight when they've been proven wrong..lol...😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by Capt.JK
As I stated in the post, his youthful cockiness; as you Spidey fanboys pointed out, it has gotten him into trouble before. It will again.

Spider Man's cocky at times no doubt about it...but he ain't stupid..I doubt he's going to try to take on all three of them at once...

2) DD can doge it with ease, as can Cap. If Cap gets caught, he can also cut it easily with his shield. Wolverine can slice through it like butter. And there are 3 of them; Spidey's going to be pretty busy trying to dodge all of them at once.

Dodge Spiderman's webbing with ease..lol..riiiighhhtt....:rollseyes:

Hulk..Quicksilver..Iron Man 2020..and Green Goblin..are all way faster than Cap and DD..and they've been hit multiple times with the webbing..
Even if they dodge once or twice..they're not going to be able to dodge the webbing forever..

Spiderman's quick/agile enough to jump away before anyone can tag him..and please..please...for the life of ya..please stop forgetting to take the Spider Sense into account..

3) He has to. This thread deals with a fight that HAS to happen, not one he can back out of and come back to later. If he chooses to leave and NOT fight, then this thread is irrelevant. Cap calls in the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier and they blast him back to mud. So Spidey HAS to follow DD. Spider-Man CANNOT sneak up on DD or Wolverine, so they'll know he's coming before he knows they're there. And Cap's tactics will simply dictate that THEY control the battlefield, NOT Spider-Man. Eventually, Spider-Man has to bring this fight to them, on Cap's terms, where he can control the surroundings.

Uuuh..why does he have to fight up close...is there something I'm missing here..😕...why in the world have you made that assumption? please explain....

4) THWAKK!!! Spidey's out. [/B]

Best point you've had so far..lol...I can definately understand your logic there..(sic)

Originally posted by whobdamandog
lol..did you close it..didn't know you were a moderator now..lol..well...I doubt anyone here is an english teacher..lol...half of your posts had so many grammatical errors(run on sentence, transitional modifiers at the beginning of sentences..lol..yeah..I'm an english buff...lol)...lol..they would probably make an ms wordperfect grammar checker crash if analyzed it..lol...but hey didn't mean to hurt your feelings..we both went back and forth with the lame one liners and trash talking...thought you could hang..lol...guess not...peace out Captain...you have earned my respect..not...lol... 😆

Didn't say I closed the thread; just that particular post from me.

You're right; I'm not an English teacher. I am however a professional writer and published author, and I can't find a single example of what you're rambling about. Perhaps you should bone up on accepted rules of grammar in modern writing. I recommend "The Elements of Style", fourth edition, by Strunk and White. By the way, what do YOU do for a living?

So if we're finished with the grade school nonsense, let's get back to the thread.

Originally posted by whobdamandog
...Guess that's what all tough guys do..take offense to posts on a comic board..lol..and then challenge you to a fight when they've been proven wrong..lol

As I stated, I take no offense at anything other than your blatant insults and derogatory comments. You have proven nothing, and you prove even less by resorting to name-calling.

Pitiful. Just pitiful.

Originally posted by Capt.JK
Didn't say I closed the thread; just that particular post from me.

You're right; I'm not an English teacher. I am however a professional writer and published author, and I can't find a single example of what you're rambling about. Perhaps you should bone up on accepted rules of grammar in modern writing. I recommend "The Elements of Style", fourth edition, by Strunk and White. By the way, what do YOU do for a living?

So if we're finished with the grade school nonsense, let's get back to the thread.

well..semicolons in the wrong places..commaslol...transitional modifiers and conjunctions at beginnin of sentencesl(ie however, yet, still, but, etc)...lol..I mean If my freshman english teacher got a hold of anything you wrote on this post my man..there would be red marks all over it..lol I don't write my essays this way..but still dude..you really gotta re-read what you post...anyways...back to the debate...lol

Cap/Wolvie/DD still loose..and you still haven't given me any logical damb evidence to show me how they're going to win...

Originally posted by whobdamandog
Spider Man's cocky at times no doubt about it...but he ain't stupid..I doubt he's going to try to take on all three of them at once...

Dodge Spiderman's webbing with ease..lol..riiiighhhtt....:rollseyes:

Hulk..Quicksilver..Iron Man 2020..and Green Goblin..are all way faster than Cap and DD..and they've been hit multiple times with the webbing..
Even if they dodge once or twice..they're not going to be able to dodge the webbing forever..

Spiderman's quick/agile enough to jump away before anyone can tag him..and please..please...for the life of ya..please stop forgetting to take the Spider Sense into account..

Uuuh..why does he have to fight up close...is there something I'm missing here..😕...why in the world have you made that assumption? please explain....

As I stated, one of Cap's basic philosophies of combat is control the battlefield. I don't think it would be a real stretch to accept the fact that Captain America is FAR more effective at analyzing a battle and figuring out the best way to turn it toward his favor, especially with Wolverine and Dare Devil on his side.

Hulk might be faster in the quarter mile, but NO WAY is his reaction time better than Cap's or DD's. You really ARE a fanboy.

As I've stated several times; Cap controls the battlefield. He will box Spidey in so his agility will be nullified, then the 3 of them just work him over. Spider-Man can not win this fight camped out at the top of a skyscraper waiting for these 3 TRAINED combatants to walk out of the rooftop doorway so he can ambush them. Captain America, the HIGHLY TRAINED and EXPERIENCED soldier and commander of troops controls the battlefield, not the teen-aged chemistry geek. He has to eventually bring the fight in close because the 3 of them force the situation to their advantage, based on their own skills and Cap's leadership. Why do YOU assume they just line up like ducks in a row and wait to get webbed to the wall?

Originally posted by Capt.JK
As I stated, I take no offense at anything other than your blatant insults and derogatory comments. You have proven nothing, and you prove even less by resorting to name-calling.

Pitiful. Just pitiful.

Dude..lol you've made fun of my grammar...lol...you've said that I have the mentality of a 3 year old..you've called me a fanboy..lol..I mean I don't really care..but still..don't dish it out if you can't take it back..I mean this is just a comic book forumn..nobody really cares...its not like your going to go out in the street and some dude's going to laugh at you saying...

"ha ha ha..some punk kid said you have the "rationality"(lol..rationale)
of your 3 year old..."

I mean..I've even made fun of myself on this post..and laughed at most of your "comments" that could of been deemed offensive...(sans the abbreviation.."lol"😉

Grow up man..it ain't no big deal...toughen up a bit..

I guess if I were you I'd be mad to..lol..I mean..I have a punk kid who continually uses poor grammar..lol...counter ever point I've made in a debate..and make me look pretty silly..lol

To me you seem more mad about not having really giving any valid evidence as to how these characters are going to win..but anyway..you have your opinion...and I respect it..however silly it may be...

Originally posted by whobdamandog
well..semicolons in the wrong places..commaslol...transitional modifiers and conjunctions at beginnin of sentencesl(ie however, yet, still, but, etc)...lol..I mean If my freshman english teacher got a hold of anything you wrote on this post my man..there would be red marks all over it..lol I don't write my essays this way..but still dude..you really gotta re-read what you post...anyways...back to the debate...lol

Cap/Wolvie/DD still loose..and you still haven't given me any logical damb evidence to show me how they're going to win...

Nope... Nope... No again. Perhaps you should have your teacher go over the rules of grammar with you again. I'm sure you must've stayed home and watched MTV that day or something, because you obviously just throw out words you don't even understand the proper use of.

Yes I have. Spider-Man gets squished by page 8.

As I stated, one of Cap's basic philosophies of combat is control the battlefield. I don't think it would be a real stretch to accept the fact that Captain America is FAR more effective at analyzing a battle and figuring out the best way to turn it toward his favor, especially with Wolverine and Dare Devil on his side.

Uhh..is Cap some sort of psychic now..lol..how are Wolvie/DD going to help him out any..if anything..I'd think they would all hinder each other somewhat..each like to be in control..and would probably clash on what method they would use to take Spidey down...

Hulk might be faster in the quarter mile, but NO WAY is his reaction time better than Cap's or DD's. You really ARE a fanboy.

I beg to differ my friend.. Hulk can react pretty damb quickly...he's taken on the very fast "Speedfreak" on more than one occasion, and managed to react/tag him fairly quickly...but still this is a moot point...We're debating Spiderman..not Hulk..and Spidey's reaction time/speed is many times greater than Cap/DD.

As I've stated several times; Cap controls the battlefield. He will box Spidey in so his agility will be nullified, then the 3 of them just work him over.

Again please explain to me these new abilities that cap has..lol..how does he control the battlefield? Does he have psychic/teleketic powers...or does he have the ability to now negate superhumans..lol

Spider-Man can not win this fight camped out at the top of a skyscraper waiting for these 3 TRAINED combatants to walk out of the rooftop doorway so he can ambush them.

He doesn't have to be at the top..all he has to do is get up high enough for them to not be able to hit them..lol..I can't understand why you can't understand this...lol

Captain America, the HIGHLY TRAINED and EXPERIENCED soldier and commander of troops controls the battlefield, not the teen-aged chemistry geek. He has to eventually bring the fight in close because the 3 of them force the situation to their advantage, based on their own skills and Cap's leadership. Why do YOU assume they just line up like ducks in a row and wait to get webbed to the wall?

lol..Cap ain't gonna control a damb thing..if he's smart he'll let Wolvie lead..seeing as how Wolvie will be the least vulnerable to go down out of the three..but Cap's can be pretty bull headed at times..and I doubt he would concede to Wolvie barking orders to him...

And as for their "highly trained" fighting skills...

Soo what..lol..who cares how highly trained they are..the best soldiers..can't dodge the fastest bullets..okay maybe in Cap/Wolvie/DD's cases its possible..but how many times are they going to dodge Spidey's webs? I mean come on man...one of them..is going to be snagged..and when they do get snagged..its like..thwip..they're thrown a mile in the Air by someone who possesses 20-30 times the strength of a "peak level" human...

Originally posted by Capt.JK
Nope... Nope... No again. Perhaps you should have your teacher go over the rules of grammar with you again. I'm sure you must've stayed home and watched MTV that day or something, because you obviously just throw out words you don't even understand the proper use of.

Yes I have. Spider-Man gets squished by page 8.

Re-read your little fight scenario and most of your posts..Cap..they're full of run on sentences...conjunctions in the wrong places..and semicolons joining "dependent" clauses(FYI..they should only be used to join independant clauses)...lol...and is "must've" a new word that's just been added to the English language..lol..come on now man..are you sure you want to be a writer.. 😆 😆 just joking Cap..don't get mad and want to fight me now okay...

oh yeah..and most of the grammatical mistakes are called "typographical errors" lol...I don't take the time to proof read my posts...I type like 80-90 wpm...

Originally posted by whobdamandog
Re-read your little fight scenario and most of your posts..Cap..they're full of run on sentences...conjunctions in the wrong places..and semicolons joining "dependent" clauses(FYI..they should only be used to join independant clauses)...lol...and is "must've" a new word that's just been added to the English language..lol..come on now man..are you sure you want to be a writer..

Just not seeing it, man. I'm sure the rest of the guys in here probably don't give a crap, so if you would like to keep using really big words you obviously don't understand and want to keep throwing out "phantom examples" of mistakes I'm making without actually pointing to a specific post or sentence, just PM me rather than taking up everyone's reading time with this nonsense.

You don't have to be ashamed of your ignorance. Embrace it as a part of your persona and move on.

Originally posted by whobdamandog
Uhh..is Cap some sort of psychic now..lol..how are Wolvie/DD going to help him out any..if anything..I'd think they would all hinder each other somewhat..each like to be in control..and would probably clash on what method they would use to take Spidey down...

Again please explain to me these new abilities that cap has..lol..how does he control the battlefield? Does he have psychic/teleketic powers...or does he have the ability to now negate superhumans..lol

Controlling the battlefield takes no special powers, only training and experience as THE "Super Soldier". You obviously have so little knowledge of Captain America's abilities that you can't even understand the basic makeup of the character.

Controlling diverse personalities and being able to take charge of a team of super heroes is the reason Cap is the leader of the Avengers, a team which now consists of both Wolverine AND Spider-Man, and has included in the past such members as a God, a Demi-God, the head of a corporate empire, a celestial, and a king. It is the reason he led the Invaders during WW2, a team that had a Prince listed on the roster who HATED humans. It is the reason he was UNANIMOUSLY chosen to lead the charge against the bad guys by both the Avengers AND the Justice League in their crossover series. It is the reason he is the team leader in the current Secret Wars run, which includes Dare Devil and Spider-Man under his command. He was also the combat leader in past Secret Wars releases. Captain America is ALWAYS in charge because he CAN take charge. Read a book, man.

There is no way Spider-Man is going to be able to out-think seasoned veterans such as these 3. These guys are NOT rookies; they are all older, better trained, and far more experienced than the bug-head. Spidey fights by the seat of his pants. These men are ALL seasoned, professional, highly trained combatants who have fought far more powerful foes than Spider-Man will be and tromped them.

Spidey loses, and there is nothing you can say that will change my mind or the poll. You have said nothing other than "Spidey will web them and then it's all over." Where is this evidence you keep touting and pouting about? You have shown nothing. You have stated nothing.

Spider-Man loses. Deal with it, fanboy.

Originally posted by Capt.JK
Just not seeing it, man. I'm sure the rest of the guys in here probably don't give a crap, so if you would like to keep using really big words you obviously don't understand and want to keep throwing out "phantom examples" of mistakes I'm making without actually pointing to a specific post or sentence, just PM me rather than taking up everyone's reading time with this nonsense.

You don't have to be ashamed of your ignorance. Embrace it as a part of your persona and move on.

Ignorance..lol..re read this puhleaases..lol...I've made a few corrections..their in bold..

Secondly, I HAVE stated a couple of ways. But(conjunction..lol), let's go with the facet of Spider-Man's persona that you fanboys have already stipulated to:(what the hell is the colon for..lol) his youthful cockiness. I've never met a teenager yet who didn't think they could beat everything placed in front of them, and they have no special powers as far as I've been able to tell. So(conjunction..wrong place dude.lol), Cap analyzes the scene and realizes that clearly up high,(incomplete illogical sentence..lol) although(transitional modifier misuse..lol..) DD and he are very athletic,(run on sentences...with no conjunction or joiner words) Spidey holds the advantage outside and up high. Ergo, bring it inside. Send DD up to keep him occupied, then lure Spidey indoors. Ambush him in tight spaces; bring the roof down around his ears; beat him to death with team work in tight(illogical run on sentence) where Spider-Man's agility won't do him as much good. Wolverine can really work him over here, DD can keep him busy if he tries to escape,(improper use of comma)and Cap runs the scenario and adds his own brand of damage if Wolverine gets stunned or taken out. No way Spider-Man's senses (missing preposition "can"😉 do him any good from the likes of these 3 when they're in close and working him over...

I didn't include the rest of the story cause I don't have all night to proofread...lol...puhleasse don't publish anything until you get a few editors and proofreaders to look it over..anyway..back to the debate..lol

actually "can" is an auxillary verb..my mistake...so anyway..what else do you have to say about Cap/Wolvie/DD winning?