BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
I like this logic. Let's see how it would look to extend it into other mediums.
Guy 1 - "Hey, I'm playing Nintendo, wanna join me?"
Guy 2 - "What, dude, you idiot, you're not playing Nintendo."
Guy 1 - "...What? Of course I am."
Guy 2 - "No, man, you're misusing the term"
Guy 1 - "What are you talking about? I'm playing Gamecube, gamecube is a nintendo system, therefor I'm playing Nintendo"
Guy 2 - "No, you don't understand, you're ignorant. Other people who are better at playing Nintendo games then you are use that term, you aren't as good as them, you don't play as much and don't put out the same effort as them. You haven't earned the right to use the word "Nintendo" to describe what you're doing."
Guy 1 - "What the ****? That sound stupid, I'm playing a Nintendo game on a Nintendo system, I'm using a Nintendo product....how am I not playing Nintendo?"
Guy 2 - "You just aren't, because other lazy people who can't come up with a gobally accurate word that doesn't emphasize a particular product adopted it to describe what they do, you are doing something different from that, you aren't playing with the same skill or effort, and they're right for obvious reasons that will go unexplained."
Guy 1 - "Uh...okay, so what should I call what I'm doing?"
Guy 2 - "You're playing a 'polygonal visual stimulator based on systematic wiring and computer chips in a casual manner', call it that, it's more accurate, and you won't look as stupid."
Guy 1 - "But....It's a nintendo system man...this is all really stupid"
Guy 2 - "No, you're just ignorant, you don't understand the proper termonology like I do."
Guy 1 - "Fine, you know what though, this sounds all really elitest and stupid, but whatever. So anyways....do you want to join me in playing this Polygonal visual stimulator......... based on..... systematic wiring and computer chips...in a casual manner? Did I say that right?"
Guy 2 - "yeah, but the people on the internet have now just decided that instead of using the term "Computer chip" you should use "console chip" because it's a console you're playing, not a computer, and the people who play computer games don't like that word being used in connotation with console gaming. And the people on the internet are the ones that know this stuff, so we should listen to them, they're always right."
Guy 1 - "Man, screw this. I'm going to go play basketball."
Guy 2 - "You idiot! You can't use the term "basketball" because other people....
Guy 1 - *head explodes*
I love it, I'm going to adopt this reasoning asap.