Batman vs Superman

Started by x_danny_x17 pages

Im seeing you guys are forgetting another battle where Batman and Superman fought! So they fought more than 3 times it seems!!

It was when Superman was controlled by some Demon and Batman had to go and somehow rescue him! The Demon went in beat the crap out of the other demon that controlled Hell! It was a She-Devil by the way.

The Demon was a regular prisoner of the She-Devil's Hell home. However he somehow escaped and got some help from some peeps of his, found some way to control Superman and took over Hell.

While Batman was trying to figure out to bring back Superman to his senses, He and the She-Devil met! Batman new who she was cause Superman went into Hell before and defeated her plan while he was in there and found what he was looking for and left.

She helped Batman disguised him to go into Hell and fight along with some other Demon who was with the She-Devil's side. They went in their and fought hard but were overmatched.

Later on the book series, the She-Devil gave Batman superpowers to along with a sword and a funny looking skirt (LMAO) Batman fought and defeated Superman enought to free him from the mind control and save the day by defeating the Demon that broke free from the She-Devils grasp

The She-Devil tried to get control over Batman but Superman was there to hit her and throw her back into Hell.

The day was saved and everything was back into normal!!

Besides, take away Supermans powers or any other superhuman being and what do you got?? A normal but average man which ofcourse Batman is not

This is a post from another forum I would like to share with you guys

"Yellow kryptonite especially. If I recall correctly from the old old stuff, yellow kryptonite basically took away Superman's powers and made him the equivalent of a regular man. There's a really hilariously good story that makes mention of this, called Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex [blueneptune.com] by Larry Niven, that explains why Superman never really gets a girl (in bed) and how you'd go about continuing his lineage.

But, to remain on topic (or return to it), if Superman was to be stripped of his powers by yellow kryptonite, Batman would have little trouble finishing him off. I mean, Superman has never taken the trouble to learn any fighting skills (martial arts, warfare, etc) since he can basically use his brute force to pummel/withstand anything thrown at him. Batman, on the other hand, would most likely pull a little Mr. Miyagi on Superman's butt and have him down on the ground in less than a minute."

I remember Superman losing his powers to what he thought was Red Kryponite (the same that has before made "others" of him) that Lex Luther had obtained (you later find it was actually by Mr. Mxyzptlk). Clark Kent during this period made an otherwise sad human character. Either that or he was hoping his powers would eventually kick back in.

Is there any elseworld comic, or any comic where Superman kills Batman?

Do you mean like a "What if" or dimensions as the "pre-crisis" often emphasized? But then if dimensional, some names have been changed, such as Powerman vs. Owlman.

It doesn't matter if it was another dimension, earth or timeline, I just want to know if he killed him, and Superman was called Ultraman.

Yeah thats gay you like a guy that has no shit for him

David Duchovny is a gay ass that does not know shit when he sees it. if he knew how to act he would've been great by now. but no he is a load of s@#%.

Batman is gay he can't even wipe his ass without Alfred, and the reason superman does not have anyone in bed with him is because he does it so quick leaving the girls in pain they can't handle it and he gets bored of it.

WTF???? What's your problem??? What does this have to do with this thread?

Originally posted by who?-kid
In this fight Batman (or Bruce) even had more help than in the previous fight. Batman, with all the prep time in the world and with help from his buddies, beats Superman who always fights alone, and doesn't use even once his (mighty) brains.

And when the most difficult work is done, Batman shows up acting all tough and starts beating Superman...

No, let me guess, it's strategy

Yes this is as good as they come, a strategist puts every to his or her advantage, and leaves no stone unturn. A strategist makes it so that even if you appear to have the upper hand the ball is never in your court. And it would seem as if batman used everything and left nothing to chance. SORRY

And I do believe that batman can still win against superman without the help employed in the DK AND DK2.

Originally posted by x_danny_x
Besides, take away Supermans powers or any other superhuman being and what do you got?? A normal but average man which ofcourse Batman is not

This is a post from another forum I would like to share with you guys

"Yellow kryptonite especially. If I recall correctly from the old old stuff, yellow kryptonite basically took away Superman's powers and made him the equivalent of a regular man. There's a really hilariously good story that makes mention of this, called Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex [blueneptune.com] by Larry Niven, that explains why Superman never really gets a girl (in bed) and how you'd go about continuing his lineage.

But, to remain on topic (or return to it), if Superman was to be stripped of his powers by yellow kryptonite, Batman would have little trouble finishing him off. I mean, Superman has never taken the trouble to learn any fighting skills (martial arts, warfare, etc) since he can basically use his brute force to pummel/withstand anything thrown at him. Batman, on the other hand, would most likely pull a little Mr. Miyagi on Superman's butt and have him down on the ground in less than a minute."

Ok, so does Batman have any yellow kryptonite?

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
Yes this is as good as they come, a strategist puts every to his or her advantage, and leaves no stone unturn. A strategist makes it so that even if you appear to have the upper hand the ball is never in your court. And it would seem as if batman used everything and left nothing to chance. SORRY

And I do believe that batman can still win against superman without the help employed in the DK AND DK2.

Well, how? What strategy can Batman use when Superman is going to be all over him in less than a second?

first off do not play in your opponents field, let him/her play in yours, like what batman did in HUSH he took the fight into the sewers where superman's power of speed would not be as effective against him. You know out of all those powers that superman have, batman fines his speed most troubling. Well that is why the sewers was good choice, and why he is one of the best strategist around.

Ok, I don't really understand why a sewer would slow down Superman, but even if it did, how would Batman get there? Am I wrong when I assume that this fight is taking place in some remote location? And even if Superman started a mile away from Batman, he could be right on him faster than Bruce could even THINK the word 'strategy'.

You haven't read HUSH have you? You know you should read it, or just go to some forums where they are talking about it then try and absorb as much as you can. If it is batman's plan and it is a negative for anyone then it is most certainly a plus for batman.

And besides I did say that out of all them powers that superman have batman finds his power of speed the most troubling. So I am 100% sure if it comes to that batman is going to try and negate the speed factor.

Originally posted by Coolspider
David Duchovny is a gay ass that does not know shit when he sees it. if he knew how to act he would've been great by now. but no he is a load of s@#%.

That's your first and only warning.

Next time will get you banned for a few days.

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
You haven't read HUSH have you? You know you should read it, or just go to some forums where they are talking about it then try and absorb as much as you can. If it is batman's plan and it is a negative for anyone then it is most certainly a plus for batman.

And besides I did say that out of all them powers that superman have batman finds his power of speed the most troubling. So I am 100% sure if it comes to that batman is going to try and negate the speed factor.

No I have not read Hush. I'll try to take your suggestion and learn up on it. And I never argued against Batman saying Superman's speed is the most troubling of his powers. I just wanted to know how Batman planned to negate it, because it didn't seem to me that being in a sewer would really be that detrimental to Superman's ability to move around at high speeds.
And I'm not trying to start something here, but I'm wondering just how you see this fight taking place. Right now your'e kind of just stating that Batman is a superior strategist, and not offering any real backup for how that skill is going to win Batman the match.
Maybe it's in Hush. I'll have to check it out.

To kryptonite, or not to kryptonite, that is the question.

It DOESNT matter, DC sucks and Superman is invincible because hes stupid and people who were faced with a deadline had to think up someone awesome in like 1 hour so they made him just stupid.

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
Yes this is as good as they come, a strategist puts every to his or her advantage, and leaves no stone unturn. A strategist makes it so that even if you appear to have the upper hand the ball is never in your court. And it would seem as if batman used everything and left nothing to chance. SORRY

And I do believe that batman can still win against superman without the help employed in the DK AND DK2.


Maybe, very maybe.

But still, I stand by what I said earlier : it's a lame and uninspired fight when Superman - who all of a sudden reacts dumb in fighting situations and who isn't half the man he used to be - gets beaten by a Batman with millions to spend on gadgets and has years to prepare, and lots of his teammates are more than eager to jump in the battlefield.

Some call it "strategy". Other call it bollocks.