Batman vs Wolverine

Started by MERCILOUS19 pages
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
MERCILOUS, when Deadpool was hired to take down Wolverine with a bunch of of goons he shot Wolverine a bunch of times with tranqs that were said to be able to drop a T-Rex.

And they know this because they tried it on a T-Rex right? Didn't think so.

Originally posted by Darth Subjekt
THANK YOU.....beautifully put.......Wolverine.

One loon reads one Batman comic and all of a sudden his opinion is valid? Here's that same screwey logic back at that guy.

Wolverine got his ass handed to him by Punisher, a guy who doesn't even have half of Batman's skill, so Wolverine should be no problem for him.

Originally posted by MERCILOUS
And they know this because they tried it on a T-Rex right? Didn't think so.]

I don't remember that scene, but this might be just an elaboration, such as "this could take down an elephant" (as said by Warbird when he invaded the mansion and took down Jean with a dart tranquilizer). Also on the T-Rex, there are plenty in the Savage Lands. The quoter might not have been there, but just wanted to mention that.

Wolverine got his ass handed to him by Punisher, a guy who doesn't even have half of Batman's skill, so Wolverine should be no problem for him.

Likewise, Punisher gave Spiderman trouble. Tell me this logic? Anyway, Wolverine has had his fair share of conquest against Punisher (one in a recent issue - Wolverine 170's), but why mention this fight anyhow? Punisher and Batman are not alike, so this is not a credible argument.

it's true, oh and just for the record--- mericilous,,,,you're an ass. What the hell have I ever done that qualfies me as a loon hmmm?

Anyway, it's not screwy logic it makes sense. Don't get me wrong. out of all of batman's villains the REAPER is definitely in my top 5 (maybe top 3) and I'm fully aware that he's a straight up badass. But common, have you ever met any old men who got faster, stronger, as they aged? reaper beat him while he wasn't at his peak, and then cut him up, without much effort (or as much skill as wolvie for that matter). Once again, batman is one of my favorite super heroes, (I used to dress up like the guy on a daily basis when I was little) but unless he gets lucky, and i do mean lucky, against logan, he is severly outclassed. not as a fighter but as an overall human.
I will however, agree that given any useful information on wolverines' data, and ,,,hell, even 8 minutes prep time, we're talking about an entirely different kind of fight alltogether.

Damn you Batman fans...

Batman would lose. Wolverine has better fighting skills. How, you say? Batman has lived the life of luxury, and taken a few karate lessons. Wolverine is over 100 years old, and has trained as a samurai, fought in several wars, and has senses to alert him of attack. No way in hell he would lose to batman. I read the magnet arguement, WTF? Where does Batman get a big ass magnet? How does he even know that Wolverine has a metal skeleton!? According to Marvel (though I personally disagree,) Wolverine is in the same strength class as Spiderman (maybe they're talking about his skeleton's durability.) Spiderman can lift several tons. I've never seen Wolverine lift a car, but he is surely stronger, faster, a better fighter, and more durable than Batman. He has the accelerated healing factor. Batman loses. Again.

What Cosmic Cube said. And I don't even like Wolverine that much.

Originally posted by radioboy121
I don't remember that scene, but this might be just an elaboration, such as "this could take down an elephant" (as said by Warbird when he invaded the mansion and took down Jean with a dart tranquilizer). Also on the T-Rex, there are plenty in the Savage Lands. The quoter might not have been there, but just wanted to mention that.

Likewise, Punisher gave Spiderman trouble. Tell me this logic? Anyway, Wolverine has had his fair share of conquest against Punisher (one in a recent issue - Wolverine 170's), but why mention this fight anyhow? Punisher and Batman are not alike, so this is not a credible argument.

Of course it was an elaboration. Who would seriously dose a tranquilizer to take down a dinosaur.

If you hadn't cut out part of my qoute you would see the sentence that says something like "here's your screwey logic back out you." Please cast aside your speed reading techniques and note the entire post.

Besides, the arguement does hold some merit. Punisher is an unenhanced human, who puts the hurt on Wolvie. So where's his superior strength speed and fighting there (although the fighting part simply isn't true.) And I hold the Dark Knight could take the wallcrawler as well, so you only reinforce my statement.

Originally posted by jinzin
it's true, oh and just for the record--- mericilous,,,,you're an ass. What the hell have I ever done that qualfies me as a loon hmmm?

Anyway, it's not screwy logic it makes sense. Don't get me wrong. out of all of batman's villains the REAPER is definitely in my top 5 (maybe top 3) and I'm fully aware that he's a straight up badass. But common, have you ever met any old men who got faster, stronger, as they aged? reaper beat him while he wasn't at his peak, and then cut him up, without much effort (or as much skill as wolvie for that matter). Once again, batman is one of my favorite super heroes, (I used to dress up like the guy on a daily basis when I was little) but unless he gets lucky, and i do mean lucky, against logan, he is severly outclassed. not as a fighter but as an overall human.
I will however, agree that given any useful information on wolverines' data, and ,,,hell, even 8 minutes prep time, we're talking about an entirely different kind of fight alltogether.

Your looniness makes any answer i could give you incomprehensible, so i won't waste our time.

I think you are underestimating Batman's resourcefullness, adapability, and overall intellegence. That suprises me since you claim to be a fan of the Bat. I personally prefer Frank Miller, who interestingly enough has defined both these characters. What I mean to say is, if Wolvie wasn't written by 5 year olds and fanboys then i'd probably like his character more.

in strength and senses wolverine is better than batman but he is inferior in fighting techniques, battle tactics, concentration and spirit, however his healing factor and adamantium would give him a BIG advantage in this battle.

Advantages i beleive the Batman could overcome.

my looniness huh? well whatever.....

well, I'm one of those fans that believes in the whole prep-time theory, batman has been shown on multiple occasions, to get his ass kicked, or bested in some way when he doesn't know what he's up against. I don't underestimate batman's anything bt that doesn't change the fact that he's a normal guy, perhaps THE normal guy, but a normal guy nontheless.

Batman already fights a villian many times older than Wolverine named Ras Al Ghul, who is also trained in various martial arts. So the argument that Logan's advanced experience gives him an edge is moot. Batman is a master of over a dozen martial arts. However, hand to hand fighting won't do him much good against Logan. In a chance meeting hand-to-hand fight where Logan got close to Bats....it wouldn't be pretty for Batman. It would be a mistake for Batman to try and match Logan's savagery, and that's something Batman would realize right off.

What will help Batman, is his mastery of deception and his keen mind. Logan doesn't seem to strategize much when he fights (he normally doesn't have to). He is simply too savage for most of his opponents. This is the type of opponent Batman, however, can toy with like a cat toys with a ball of yarn. He will use smoke screens, nerve gas ampules, his cape and his wits to deceive and avoid Logan, all the while studying him. My personal beleif is that Logan would become enraged by this cat & mouse game and lose focus.

I'm not really sure, though, how Batman could beat Logan on the spot. If he were to study him and then get away to return later, it would be simple (hell, the guy's beaten Superman repeatedly with minimal effort simply by studying him). On the spot, I think the best Batman could hope for is to obtain knowledge, retreat, and then return prepared. This is how he deals with many opponents that are more powerful than he is. Hopefully he could escape without Wolverine tracking him all the way back to the Batcave...

It's really a match up I would like to see.

Batman is so gay anyways...i mean what exactly is he doing in that cave with the old man, teenage girl and boy anways? 😕

I've always suspected that Batman was a bit of a pedophile. He did make Dick Grayson wear a green bikini to fight crime in. He's a regular Michael Jackson.

😛 Just Joking!

its gonna be hard for bat to overcome the advantages wolverine has over him, but he can still do it.

oh I agree DC can do anything they want if they get Stan Lee drunk.

Hey all. Im new to this thread and I have to say it was a complete riot! You guys are great (all of you) while some of you may be out there a little bit. So I thought id throw in my 2 cents. All IN MY OPINION

First, this kind of battle has to be taken from as non a biased a perspective as possible, so here is the abilities tally on these characters:

BATMAN:
Superior Tactical Ability.
Superior Fighting Technique (he's traveled learning the martial arts of the WORLD)
Weaponry: The ****en arsenal in his utlitiy belt (Only what he carries in his belt at any given time. Nothing More)

WOLVERINE:
Superior Experience (Damn near 100 years old, been throw hell multiple times. He's seen it all before Bats was even born)
Superior Fighting Technique (perhaps not quite as knowledgeable as bats, but he has rocked with the best of them. And again, he has superior fighting experience)
Stamina and Endurance (Healing, regeneration)
Weaponry: Adamantiaum Claws and Skeleton

First of all, as posted before, preptime is beside the point. Either of them can find out how to defeat the other given enough r&d (perhaps topic for another thread) but for the likes of my argument, their encounter is completely random. (Not to take a shot at anyone in particular, but that magnet shit is rediculous)

Second, the method in which they encounter is extremely important. Each character has to be put in a situation in which their natural defenses are in 100% alert mode and DOESNT take away from their established likeness (character profile). So for the sake of my argument, i give the following (somehwat cliche) scenario:

Encounter:

Wolverine has been ordered by Prof X to prevent an artifact of great power from being stolen by Apacolypse, Magneto or some other super villian with plans to use it for something twisted (Like turning Michael Jackson to Stone and rebuilding never never land in their image).
Batman is also on alert to protect this item, and has no prior knowledge of Wolverine. We now have enough tension and suspiciousness in both characters to spawn a fair random first meeting without taking away from eithers likeness (ie, batman goes rogue, wolverine under mind control etc)

Act 1
Wolverine breaks in but immediatley encounters batman. Wolvie's first reaction is a quick takedown so he is likely NOT to use his claws and not to use any particularly effective fighting technique (arguably, it is common for Wolverines character to build up his fighting style as necessary throughout a fight). Batman easily counters any attack having been underestimated and counterattacks with his own flooring wolverine. We give Act 1 to Batman because of Superior Tactical ability and the fact that it is common to Batmans fighting technique to be on the defensive in an encounter.

Act 2
Wolverine recovers quickly and obviosuly understands he has to step it up a notch. Claws are unsheathed and the battle is on.

I am going to stop here and point out a couple of things. 1st, over the years logan's experience has given him the ability to develop a fighting technique unique to his own natural (enhanced abilities) and since acquiring his claws, he has had to change his fighting technique accordingly to make the best use of them. In short, he fights differentyl using the claws than not using them. I chose not to delay him using them here (ie putting on more of a fight WITHOUT them which we all agree he could easily do. THey are hardly his last resort) but a) I dont want to be accused of beating around the bush with what are arguably one of his greatest assets, and b) Wolverine has a goal that is not to fight batman for the sake of fighting him. He sees batman as an obstacle to be removed so he will obviously chose the most efficient way possible. This reaction steps up wolverines fighting style to its optimum.

Continuing: Wolverine with claws unsheathed attacks batman without a seconds hesitiation. Batman now has to adjust his fighting technique, compensate for full recogonition of Wolvie's strength and speed, and avoid getting gutted like thanksgiving dinner. In other words wolvie has the upper hand. Act 2 is given to Wolverine with Batman on the defensive to restrategize.

Act 3
With wolverine full on the offensive, Batman has to dodge parry, use his mastery of Aikido to stay ahead of him. If you note, with wolverine on the offensive, he is using his superior knowledge of offensive fighting techniques to take batman down. Batman is using his knoweledge of defensive techniques to stay alive and for a time we are at a paradox (superior defensive vs superior offence). Batman decides to pull out a trick and tosses an electrified batarang to wolvie which wolvie easily bats away (no pun intended.. also it has no effect because I lean towards the fact that the batarang has to be in contact with the victim for at least a few seconds before it has its full effect). Batman has to setup a trap to use his electro shock weapons on wolverine AND manage to stay alive.

At this point, the battle can go either way. We know what batman is capable of and this is IMO the only advantage batman would have against wolverine in a random chance encounter. Electrocution takes effect almost immediatly and dont forget, wolvie is laced with a highly conductive metal. This would be sufficient enough to render him either unconcious or slow him down enough for Batman to get the artifact and get the hell out of there. Act 3 goes to Batman for using up his one trump card.

ON THE OTHERHAND

Wolverine is a fast berzerking crazy sumbitch AND he's smart. Im hesitant to put him in full beat down mode for a couple of reasons. A) Wolvie only goes berserker when he loses control or is under serious threat. Thats hardly the case here. He isnt fighting 20 ninjas. He is fighting one man. B) Wolverine is here to dispatch with batman not kill him. He is also a strategist and knows his advantage is in his speed. Strength is irrelevent. If wolverine can CATCH batman, he'll easily be able to knock him out with a single blow. Act 3: Goes to wolverine for being able to catch him. but we have to all agree, in this encounter he is NOT likely to kill him. Its not his goal. (and not in his likeness in this scenario)

So when it comes down to it, I am effectively pitting both characters tactical, strategic ability and effectiveness during a fight.

Conclusion: First encounter goes to Batman. His tactical abilities as well as natural preperdness gives him an edge. No prep time, no fancy magnets, no volatile chemicals. We all know he keeps electrocutive weapons in his belt all the time.

Why I gave this to batman: IMO I kept both characters true to their writing and likeness. Wolverine's superior experience and inherent abilities makes him the ultimate soldier. Batmans fighting ability doesnt come close and is therefore NOT a soldier. He is a tactician. Even if the roles were reveresed, it is within batmans likeness and character profile to fight in this way. You would never see batman brawling with someone who's abilities surpass his own. He's MO is to disable. Wolverine on the otherhand is also a master strategist and experiend fied soldier. After this first encounter he knows what to watch out for. Ive never seen wolverine get beaten by the same enemy twice. Next time around, I would DEFINATLY give the battle to wolverine as there is (in accordance with the majority of writing for the Batman character) a 60% chance that batman would use similiar tactics on wolverine that wolvie would be ready for. Bats would likely use the same techniques with different implementation because he's already used them in success. However, they would NOT be different enough to overcome wolverines preperation. (wolvie can change fighting style to be more defensive, he could be wearing a distribution rod to absorb the effects of an electrical attack. he could bring a partner.).... Also, wolverinenow knows how the Bat thinks and sets up any number of contingency plans for himself.. He is a soldier after all. and more than that.. a survivor. The survival factor is something core to wolverine's on being (ie his abilitiy to regenerate).

That about closes my rant. I cant wait for the flaming to begin but I think ive been fairly non biased enough to portray the MOST LIKELY encounter between 2 of the some of the greatest titans of their respective universes.

If you got this far, thanks for reading
-=The Roadhog

Hey Roadhog95, thanks for your post, you're one of the few people who actually think about a vs battle instead of just saying "Batman is da man" or "Wolverine is the best at what he does".

The ONLY REASON I give this to wolverine is because the fact he doesnt have to rely on Gadgets to help him, hes got all his powers and weapons already inside him, and they dont run out either.

Originally posted by Draco69
I've always suspected that Batman was a bit of a pedophile. He did make Dick Grayson wear a green bikini to fight crime in. He's a regular Michael Jackson.

😛 Just Joking!

No he made him wear bright clothes and bikini so the enemies would spot him from the shadows and shoot him instead of Batman.

Clever bastard. 😄

IRTMU-Dragon. batman vs wovlerine

But batmans gadgets are just as much a part of his character as wolverine's regenerative ability or his adamantiaum talons, or his years of experience. Saying "Wolverine would beat batman without his gadgets" is the same as saying "Batman would beat wolverine if he didnt have his speed and senses"....

-=Roadhog