farting in public

Have people ever heard you fart in public?

yes

i was at church once with my gran and we were haveing a moment of silenc and i was like STONED and i let one rip 😐

i like farting next to people who are completly oblivious to what your doing

another fun thing is farting in a crowded place and everyone like freaks

StinkFist, you're back! hug

Remember me? I use to be Freddy_vs_Jason 😊

I usually never let one rip if I can help it.
Why am I posting in this thread anyways?

Yes, I burst into a church full of people waiting to explode and they all loked at me, and I said "**** YOU JESUS!" and bent over, held a match to my ass and let one rip, it blew the whole place up. And when i was done I said "looks like you blew your lid" 🪩

lmao . you ever like just like start running and your ass slips one out ? like you dont even try ? gah those ones smell the worse

lol.. I only do that mess to my nephews when they're playing halo.. (my oldest nephew does it to them too).. just walk right past the screen and blam! right in their grill 😉

No I do it realy loud when we're playing Halo, and while everyone's looking around, I score a few quick frags! 😈

yep 😮

I never fart, I'm too high and mighty to fart. I'm like.....perfect, I dont shit I dont piss, I just sit there for people to lavish me with gifts of gratitude for the sheer fact that I exist. 😐

^DEEEEEEMON!!!!!

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f*ck yeah. it's natural. i fart at work all the time... and i say something to the people around me. something like "i'm gonna f*cking fart right now."

*lights a match*

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Originally posted by Ronny
yes

i was at church once with my gran and we were haveing a moment of silenc and i was like STONED and i let one rip 😐

ronny, are you ok?

😂

Originally posted by eggmayo
ronny, are you ok?

i just farted