Not too long ago, Id been on a mission of severe drinking and a severe bladdering it was on a relatively empty stomach.........
And let me tell you my guts were in a SORRY state......
The next day I had a band rehearsal for a pub gig, was we had a small audience of friends and studio peeps, so half way through a particularly long jam on"Voodoo Chile" I just slowly cracked one off (By slowly I mean one of those particularly slow burning white hot ones where you are momentarily uncertain of its consistancy (Solid, liquid or gas..?)
....and I simply said nothing...... and let the cider-fuelled unplesantness continue....
Then the sniffing and revulsion began. 😆
In less than a minute the band had stopped playing in mid song and I had cleared out a room of 13 people such was the appalling violence of this smell.....
Remembered comments were:
"Awwwwww, (My name) you're F***ing sick mate"
*Gagging* "That is the worse F**king thing ive ever smelled you evil bastard...."
My bass player nearly Puked....
The room was tainted by this putrid stink for a full 2 hours after....