farting in public

Started by Ronny6 pages

niioce 😱

ewwy

farting is cool 😱

I was on fire last night

haha

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I was on fire last night
😆

I lit one of my farts in a bar in Northern California. The whole place was rioting with laughter and begged me to do it again. I said no because I wasn't sure if a poo nugget would launch out the second time. 😬

^ I saw that.
I cheered you on with all my Heart.
That was highly dissapointing.

I myself - have tried to collect farts...
I've still yet to obtain one such specimen.

Originally posted by Nivvy
^ I saw that.
I cheered you on with all my Heart.
That was highly dissapointing.

I myself - have tried to collect farts...
I've still yet to obtain one such specimen.

NIVVY!!!! 😱

Not too long ago, Id been on a mission of severe drinking and a severe bladdering it was on a relatively empty stomach.........
And let me tell you my guts were in a SORRY state......

The next day I had a band rehearsal for a pub gig, was we had a small audience of friends and studio peeps, so half way through a particularly long jam on"Voodoo Chile" I just slowly cracked one off (By slowly I mean one of those particularly slow burning white hot ones where you are momentarily uncertain of its consistancy (Solid, liquid or gas..?)
....and I simply said nothing...... and let the cider-fuelled unplesantness continue....

Then the sniffing and revulsion began. 😆

In less than a minute the band had stopped playing in mid song and I had cleared out a room of 13 people such was the appalling violence of this smell.....

Remembered comments were:
"Awwwwww, (My name) you're F***ing sick mate"
*Gagging* "That is the worse F**king thing ive ever smelled you evil bastard...."

My bass player nearly Puked....

The room was tainted by this putrid stink for a full 2 hours after....

i was at thte warehouse a couple months back and this dude next to me kept rippin em, like 3 or 4 times it was nasty

I'm not in public right now so Im not sure if this counts, but I HAVE justed farted and it DOES smell of rotting fruit....

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
one of those particularly slow burning white hot ones where you are momentarily uncertain of its consistancy (Solid, liquid or gas..?)

You've gotta be careful with those, that's one of the fart's many tricks for trying to escape in public. The bastards.

^ 😆

What?! Me?! No 😕 I don't fart...That's just gross 😬 However, my Mother tends to do it...Even in public... 😘

Be careful lighting farts, sometimes after you light it, the fire will go up your ass.

i wish man friend would stop farting so much....

why on earth would you wanna start a forum about farting in public?

you havent been here long enough my friend...

true but the whole thing is still eeww to talk about is it a guy thing