farting in public

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Arsenal Senior Member

Originally posted by Puddin
lol wow i didnt think i could

Everyone farts puddin...especially Sadako, oh boy can he fart.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Yep. Musn't skip on the gas..... The more gut-wrenchingly-volatile the better. Remember friends: You too could have a heinous anus...!!!
Proud of ya puddin. You'll be clearing out coaches and train compartments in no time....

Puddin Senior Member

ewww theres another time but its so embaresing!

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

No...! Go on...! Go on....! Tell...Tell....!

Arsenal Senior Member

Originally posted by Puddin
ewww theres another time but its so embaresing!

Tell or I won't give my cat a gentle pat on the forehead! 😠

Puddin Senior Member

Fine i did it last year and i was near a guy that i liked and then i let one rip right next to him and all the cool ppl. 😮

Jeff-Man Mild Mannered

nice, did they notice?

Puddin Senior Member

yes it was loud 🙁

Arsenal Senior Member

Originally posted by Puddin
yes it was loud 🙁

Did they throw tomatoes at you?

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Ahhhhh.... See that is one of the secret propellants of fartage...
NERVOUSNESS... A vast untapped of resource of farting excellence.
Don't worry Puddin. Believe it or not are a few worse positions yet
to explore in the pro-fart division..
When that special person 'goes down south' is arguably the worst.

Arsenal Senior Member

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ahhhhh.... See that is one of the secret propellants of fartage...
NERVOUSNESS... A vast untapped of resource of farting excellence.
Don't worry Puddin. Believe it or not are a few worse positions yet
to explore in the pro-fart division..
When that special person 'goes down south' is arguably the worst.

Quite right Sadako. Some more advanced farts use nervousness as a conduit for expelling their rage and contentment towards innocent bystanders.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode
Originally posted by Puddin
yes it was loud 🙁

Then I they were seasoned farters of any sort, then I feel they would've respected that.

Puddin Senior Member
Originally posted by Arsenal
Did they throw tomatoes at you?

No belive it or not im one of the most popular ppl at school. 💃

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode
Originally posted by Arsenal
Quite right Sadako. Some more advanced farts use nervousness as a conduit for expelling their rage and contentment towards innocent bystanders.

LOL A keen observation indeed there..... 😆
Spot on..... 🙂

Puddin Senior Member

are u the experts?

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode
Originally posted by Puddin
No belive it or not im one of the most popular ppl at school. 💃

You see...?!!?? The raw social power of the
"High-volumed-Backpassage-announcement-" in all its glory...

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode
Originally posted by Puddin
are u the experts?

Spot on. Years of dating experience, some very lucky....
....Some almost .......unspeakable..... 😆

Puddin Senior Member

oh cool

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Actaually I've been havcing a few ciders tonight and am waiting to go upstairs to the missus, but fearful of gassing her, I'm waiting until the gas effects wear off... As the stuff I've been churning out tonight just while sitting here typing is rank enough to be a full blown relationship killer.

Lucky... In the old days I'd have farted and held her head under the duvet..... A fate NO woman deserves.... 😘

Puddin Senior Member

oh im happy im not near u