farting in public

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Arsenal Senior Member

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Actaually I've been havcing a few ciders tonight and am waiting to go upstairs to the missus, but fearful of gassing her, I'm waiting until the gas effects wear off... As the stuff I've been churning out tonight just while sitting here typing is rank enough to be a full blown relationship killer.

Lucky... In the old days I'd have farted and held her head under the duvet..... A fate NO woman deserves.... 😘


Say either:
1. I'm a man, hear me fart! (Then fart)
2. Can you love me now that I can fart? (Then fart)
3. Say nothing and just fart.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

LOL Niiiiiiice approaches all.....!!!

Puddin Senior Member

🙂 wow i would be scared

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

I actually use 2 of those approaches myself in day-to-day fartages,
However, never under-the-duvet though as she may one day retaliate by the same means.....

Puddin Senior Member

a lot of gals fart and lagh

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Indeed... And I'd hate to have the duvet treatment thrown back in my face, for want of a better phrase, at some later date.....

Puddin Senior Member

oh just fart and blame it on the dog

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

*Note to self....* Must get dog....

Seriously, when "uncle cider" pays a visit to "guts"-town, I could put most dogs to shame.

....Even my friends magical farting German Shepard. 😘

Arsenal Senior Member

Dogs can fart?! 😐

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Oooooooooohhhhhhh yes....

Eye-wateringly bad and always guaranteed to turn the stomach...!
There are few ranker smells in this old thing called life than essance of
reconstituted/digested Pedigree chum........
Dogs and Cats are amoung the elite of the worlds most proliffic farters
and when they let rip they, quite understandably, have a deeply ashamed/shocked look on their faces and immediately move either across of or out of the room altogether....

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

....Leaving all in the room to feel physically sick. The Bastards....!!
(He says admiringly) 😉

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Any more animals, particularly household pets, that can reek (Emphysis on the the word 'reek'😉 this much havoc in the household....???

Puddin Senior Member

oh yeah iguanas

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Man... Roasted Lizard Gummpppppph....!
My friend in Norwich has a couple of them in a tank, but i've never heard from him on this issue.......... I'm getting on the phone to him tommorrow to investigate dammit......!!!!!

Velcro_Boy Mild Mannered

my philosophy:
farting = relief

Arsenal Senior Member

I like the way you think Velcro.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

A Joyous, artful, and often comedic relief......

Arsenal Senior Member

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
A Joyous, artful, and often comedic relief......

Yes, and sometimes wet.

dark1365 -KMC THREAD KILLER-

^Man we didn't need to know that!

Arsenal Senior Member

We didn't, but you did dark.