Corny pick up lines

Originally posted by Ironman
ewww

Thats right. And I actually used that on a stranger for fun. 🙂

ahahahaha these are great

Originally posted by BlackC@t
Are you from Tenesse? Cause' you're the only Ten-I-see.

i hate this one------> nice legs what time do they open!!!

hysterical

Who bout U must be Jamiacan because Jamacn me crazy

I told a girl ounce "Are you sure your not an alian? because You've abducted my heart." and it worked!

^What the f---... 🤨

Originally posted by AragonIsKing
Did you have lucky charms this morning? Cause you lookin' magically delicious...

haha this one made me laugh. .

here are a few with come backs

Haven't I seen you some place before?
Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Is this seat empty?
Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.

Your place or mine?
Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.

So, what do you do for a living.
I'm a female impersonator.

Hey baby, what's your sign?
DO NOT ENTER.

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Unfertilized.

Your body's like a temple
Sorry, there are no services today.

I would go to the end of the world for you.
But would you please stay there?

If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

Originally posted by Londonboy7
Who bout U must be Jamiacan because Jamacn me crazy

😂..holy sh!t that's lame

LYK OMG DO U PLAY BEERPONG?

(just blurt it out like that... it really does sound like that)

I think it's:

"If I said you have a nice body would you hld it against me??

"If I could change the alphabet I'd put U and I together"

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants"

I think I lost my number could I have yours

ROFLMAO!!! both of those are hilarious!!

Is your daddy a robber cuz I think he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes...

Originally posted by Bardock42
I think I lost my number could I have yours

*Shudder* 😐

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
*Shudder* 😐

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
*Shudder* 😐