Corny pick up lines

"if you were a bike i'd ride you"

Originally posted by nach01
"if you were a bike i'd ride you"

😂 that reminds me of the man show segment w/ the book of bike seats J-lo sat on.

" iz ur dad a thief cuz i saw him stealing at k-mart"......

wait thats not a pickup line....hmmm...intersting

i wanna be reincarnated as mila jovovichs bike seat.

😆

or as angelina jolies douche.

RJ...douche talk is probably modable. 🙄 And I'm not even PROUD to know what it is...but yet I do..

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
or as angelina jolies douche.

but im a girl so i wouldnt be her douche

i like the bumper sticker, "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" 😉

its my fav

As a joke I've used, "If you were a booger, I'd pick you."

"wut is that in ur eye? o its a sparkle!"

😆 😱 🙄

nice legs what time do they open

did it hurt......... when you fell from heaven

do u have a map??? cause i got lost in your eyes

i may not be fred flintstone but i can make your bed rock i have more but ill give you guys a chance to post em UP

a guy tried this on me today "ur sexy, im sexy. wanna go out?"

your a girl then you muat have herd alot post em

did it hurt?
did what hurt?
when u fell down from heaven

lol

lol...are you a gift from god..if so...can I see the miracles he gave you

i like that one lol

If you were a booger... I'd pick you.

ewww