i lost my number can i borrow yours? that one made me lagh when i heard it.
JLR
JLredSenior Member
Uhhh.......I think heaven's missing an angel
DEA
dean7879Senior Member
im here darlin...what are your other two wishes?
TAF
taftthat guy
nice shoes wanna f*ck .. i dont think girls like hearing this one.. i might be wrong though
ERI
ericadurancefanlooking for hott chicks
ive used this one a few times,my god your beautiful
ELE
Elektra_loverPaparazzi
Who took the twinkle form the stars and put it in your eyes? Is a terrible one
IRO
IronmanRestricted
^^^ indeed
RAZ
RazMeister
the classic - get your coat...you've pulled..
BLA
BlackC@tConfront the darkness
Are you from Tenesse? Cause' you're the only Ten-I-see.
XIA
XIASenior Member
what? I dont get it. dontgetit
JLR
JLredSenior Member
Either do I dontgetit
BLA
BlackC@tConfront the darkness
Perhaps I spelt the state wrong? 😬
ARA
AragonIsKingCome On! I'm a good guy
Guy: Hey, you wanna go to my place for some pizza and sex? Girl: Ew! Guy: What? You dont like pizza?
ARA
AragonIsKingCome On! I'm a good guy
Did you have lucky charms this morning? Cause you lookin' magically delicious...
ARA
AragonIsKingCome On! I'm a good guy
eqraGG
CHE
chelsea17Senior Member
One guy used this one on me..."I lost my bear, can I sleep with you instead"...how cornyish
RON
RonnyLove is Blindness
Wow, youknow you look ALOT like my next girlfriend 😐
ABR
AbraClap if you believe!
I like it, somebody once stuck their finger in their mouth and then pressed it on my shoulder, afterwards saying, "let's get those wet clothes off you"
RK
rajah kalantiawSenior Member
my friends say you're (insert ethnicity of choice here), but i think you're cute.
guy: do you come here often? girl: no... guy: well, that's one... girl: one what? guy: one thing in common.