Corny pick up lines

Started by Arachnoidfreak30 pages

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i lost my number can i borrow yours?
that one made me lagh when i heard it.

Uhhh.......I think heaven's missing an angel

im here darlin...what are your other two wishes?

nice shoes wanna f*ck .. i dont think girls like hearing this one.. i might be wrong though

ive used this one a few times,my god your beautiful

Who took the twinkle form the stars and put it in your eyes? Is a terrible one

^^^ indeed

the classic - get your coat...you've pulled..

Are you from Tenesse? Cause' you're the only Ten-I-see.

what? I dont get it. dontgetit

Either do I dontgetit

Perhaps I spelt the state wrong? 😬

Guy: Hey, you wanna go to my place for some pizza and sex?
Girl: Ew!
Guy: What? You dont like pizza?

Did you have lucky charms this morning? Cause you lookin' magically delicious...

eqraGG

One guy used this one on me..."I lost my bear, can I sleep with you instead"...how cornyish

Wow, youknow you look ALOT like my next girlfriend 😐

I like it, somebody once stuck their finger in their mouth and then pressed it on my shoulder, afterwards saying, "let's get those wet clothes off you"

my friends say you're (insert ethnicity of choice here), but i think you're cute.

guy: do you come here often?
girl: no...
guy: well, that's one...
girl: one what?
guy: one thing in common.