Our PotC Sequel

PHOENIX uncorks RUM and settles down to listen. JACK tries to swig rum sneakily, PHOENIX screams: NO! Bad Jack! My rum, no one elses!

JACK makes puppy noises and bats eyelashes.

PHOENIX: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

PHOENIX hands JACK bottle, uncorks new RUM for self

Monkey: .. Come on mad, tell the story! We're all waiting

bordom: yes it will take everyone's mind off of what was just said with you know who.....

*coldfire starts to laugh*

Lauire (loudly and deliberately): Oh! You mean about YOU and CHOOSE getting MARRIED? 😛 😂

bordom: SHHHHHHH!

Laurie: okok sorry 🙄... please start your story mad or I might have to tell it for you! 😛

choose: COLD!!....i saves ure live (gandalf) now plz save my life 😱

bordom: 😑 Uh... he's sorta right there Cold... it IS only fair...

yer what ever

bordom: Hey Destruction! Sup?

Mad: okay, here's the story -

i was visiting the Greek Gods, right? then i was telling them about my adventures...

*FLASHBACK*
Mad: Jack is the best! he knows what to do, he's got an obsesion for rum, he's so cool....
Gods: *blink*

TEN HOURS LATER

Mad: .....and so, i'm like "you've got rum? i've got rum! we all have rum!" and did i tell that Jack is the best....
Random God: *flicks Mad off with his huge finger made of cheese*
Mad: PIRAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.....

*END FLASHBACK*

Mad: and that's how i ended up here
Everyone: ......
Laurie: .......oh......
Monkey: COOL! 😛

Bordom: Cheese???

Choose: let us get married right away!!!

coldfire:......🤨

Bordom:mmm... cheese.....ok😱

Laurie: im maid of hounour...!😱

Monkey: ill conduct the ceremony... and jack can be the best man.... cause he IS!!!!

Jack: aye! a weddin us pirates ave a soft spot for em...

PHOENIX strikes up the band

WEDDING MARCH plays

Laurie: does that mean.. does that mean i get a bridesmaid dress?!? 😱

Monkey: of course! and i get to wear a cool robe and hat!😱

Laurie: aw it'll have to be specially made to fit over your cute little monkey ears 😛

Monkey: yay!! (wait a sec is choose the only guy posting in this thread...wierd....)

mad: i call flower girl....

everyone gathers at the mast of the white pearl because the ceremony is about to start...

Laurie: who's the priest?

monkey: didnt you hear me? i am!!!! thats why i get the funky hat!

Laurie: oh yes 😮 sorry, i told you i was slow