Our PotC Sequel

monkey: if ya hungry you can eat it!😱

Monkey: *is about to eat the deck*
Mad: NO MONKEY! *bamps monkey on the head with a rolled up newspaper* bad! bad monkey!
Jack: *is about to eat the deck as well*
Mad: NO! NO JACK! *pulls Jack on his ear* that's it young man, you're going to you're room
Jack: is there any rum in there?
Mad: no
Jack: crybaby

Laurie: dont take Jackie away *hits mad with rolled up newspaper*

monkey: i wasnt gonna eat it!

Mad: *gasps* i'm the captain of this ship! and i say that only i can use the newspaper! *hits Laurie with the rolled up newspaper* but you can use a fish 😄
Jack: but....but.... *cries*

PHOENIX gasps with OUTRAGE and SHOCK

*smashes Mad over head with palm leaf*

PHOENIX: No one is a better or sexier captain than Jack... NO ONE!!!!

crazy

monkey: uh'oh.......

Laurie: yep, uh'oh.. phoenix, you're in trouble!!

bordom: I'd run if I were you mad......
Coldfire: Awwww did choose just kiss you??? Awwww *looks at the *cough* couple *cough** hehe

this tread is getting sick....

choose: *jumps off ship swimms to an island and starts training a pinguin army*

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monkey: 🤨 what are pinguins?😕

laurie: i think he means penguins.. don't worry his spelling's a little dodgy.. bordom makes him nervous you see..

monkey: ok........

all of a sudden a Viking ship comes out from the distance and is gaining on the white, red, and dung pearls....

red pearl pirate: im gonna go now............
*red pearl sails away faster than the speed of dark*

bordom: well I didn't think I was THAT repulsive! 🙁

monkey: 😆 ..........................🤨

bordom: I want a divorce.... lets go to cuba!

Coldfire: Wow, that was quite the short marriage there. *laughs*

Choose: Thank goodness that's gonna be over!!!

bordom: Why? You don't wanna be married to me??

Choose: No offense, but not really. It's too early for me to be married right now....

bordom: I feel the same way. *hides ring in pocket*

Coldfire: Uh... you kept the ring??!!

bordom: Wel DUH! I'm a pirate member! Leave nothing... but wait... this will just be too heartwrenchin to see everyday... *turns and throws the ring overboard* There!

Laurie: Awwwww... and I thought that you two were soooo cute together! 🙁

Jack: Marriages never last

choose: I will never be tied down again!

bordom: I need a drink! I WANNA GET DRUNK!!!!!! *opens bottle of rum*

Jack: Oooooo I'll join ya! 😄 *clinks bottles with bordom*