Our PotC Sequel

Back at the cave.....

Liz: Chooooooose!! Where are you????? 🙁

On the white pearl....

Coldfire: This is one awesome ship!!

Choose: It is, it is!!

bordom: Now how do we defeat the red pearl???

Jack: By shooting forks and spoons and knives out of our cannons of course!! Works every time!!

Phoenix: Why don't we just use cannon balls?

Jack: Cuz eating utensils are more fun!!!

So everyone starts loading kitchen utensils into the cannons.....

Jack: FIRE!!!

the cannons are fired and forks and eating utensils are catapulted from the cannons to the red pearls blood red sails....

Monkey: wait a second..... whats that(points to flagpole on red pearl where the old flag was being taken down and a white sheet was being raised......) OMG!!!

Laurie🙁baffled) they surrender??????

bordom: look someones rowing over in a rowboat...

the row boat is just next to the pirate ship...

Choose: you there what do you want???/

Pirate in boat: the captain wants to know y you were shootin cutlery at us?

Jack: you were the ones tryin to kill us....

Pirate in boat: no we just wanted to kbow where yous got that giant banana.....

bordom: That's it????

Pirate in boat: OW!

Cold: WHAT??!!

Pirate in boat: I got a fork stuck in me eye!

bordom: You're EYE!

Pirate in boat: yes my wooden eye!

Choose: bordom i cant believe you held my hand when we all thought we were gonna die....thats love.....and i know because we shot liz out of a canon aswell and i didnt care about her only you.... will you marry me?

bordom: yes!!! i was about to ask you the same question...

(Okay I must say that I am totally LAUGHIN at this right now!)

Cold: wow.... what the heck have you two been smoking???

Monkey: AWWWWWWW sooo cute!

bordom and choose: SHHH!!!! *glares*

Jack: Oh a wedding!? I love weddings, drinks all around....

Shonk: *appears* How Original *whacks Jack ova the head and disaperes while laughing insanely*

Mweheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeee

(The original our POTC story is better 😛)

monkey rolls up a newsoaper ant hits freak-n-lost on the head:never insult JACK!!!

*Laurie, Bordom, Choose, Cold, Phoenix and Jack all join in*
Laurie: this is fun *THWACK*
Bordom: teeheehee *THWACK*
FNL: Ouch *THWACK*

choose realizes he just said wedding marry and bordom in 1 sense.......
*runs back to rum island*

choose : *i am in heaven* HI KATE!!!!!drool

Laurie: you.. you.. THREE timer!!
Bordom: *sob sob*

Kate: im sorry there is no room for you in my love triangle ..... plus your like half my age...soooo juvenile!

Choose: but i thought ud like me???

Kate: well think again.....

Choose: at least ill always have bordom.... goes back to the white pearl...

(Good job y'all I had to go to school so it too a while for me to read all that's happend)

bordom:....... 😑

Cold: HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH! You're gettin MARRIED!

bordom: 😑

Nariator: unknown to our heros however, an evil plot is about to unfold
Pirate_mad: AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *lands in the ocean*
Nariator: yep. Pirate_mad, the random piratess of the world, got dumped by the ancient Greek Gods into the deep blue ocean for no apparnet reason at all
Monkey: *blinks* what the bloody hell was that?!?

((i'm back *evil grin*))

Coldfire: I have no idea *looks intot the water*

bordom: I think that was someone falling randomly out of the sky!

Choose: Really? Neato! 😄

Phoenix: Well should we like help them??

Coldfire: Does it look like we really help people who land in the water?? I mean look at Gandalf!! 😂

choose : cold...think before you say something.....look behind u!!

cold : *looks* AAAAH😱

gandalf : ello!

cold : 😱 how....what...when AAAAH 😱

gandalf : don't mess wiv a drunk wizard darlin (looks angry)

choose : leave her alone you...you OLD PIECE OF UGLY *******,,,, what shall we do wiv him???

jack : *laughs evill* you see that island over there m8??... 😇 😖hifty:

monkey; yeah what is it???

Jack: its the secret pirate treasure island where all our stolen beauties are kept.....

mad:*gurgle*

jack dives in and saves mad

laurie:wow....treasure island...

Laurie: hang on a minute.. we're putting gandalf on that island? He's hardly a stolen beauty is he?
Jack: no.. but we can overlook that.. Gandalf, in punishment for being such a pain in the arse, you shall be made to walk the plank.
Gandalf: plankety plankety plank
Bordom: 😑
Jack: off you go!
*Gandalf climbs onto plank*
Gandalf: Plankety plankety plankety plankety pla-- WEEEEEEE
>>SPLASH<<
Bordom: bye bye gandalf hi2
Laurie: soo.. mad, what did the ancient greek gods dump you here in the deep blue ocean for? you must be one special piratess. ✅

monkey: please tell.. it will make an ever so good story...

others:ya!!

all gather round mad...

Jack: i hope im in this story somehow... rum all around!