Bordom: pheeeeeeew!
Laurie: you alright?
Bordom: yeah i guess, you?
Laurie: yeah i guess, except in some strange drunken moment i kissed Gandalf 😘.. i now feel sick.
Bordom: ugh that's disgusting
Laurie: i know. This is all choose's fault.
Bordom: I know. Damn choose, and his ugly Liz.
Laurie: do I detect jealousy, Bordom!? 🙄
Bordom: 😮 NO!
Monkey: i'm bored of this island.
Pheonix and Cold: me too.
Laurie: shall we leave?
Jack: noooo! what about the rum?
Laurie: you've had plenty of rum Jack! we'll give you a choice.. to come with us, or to stay here.
Jack: rum vs. laurie.. rum vs. laurie.. ok ok damnit i'll come with you!
Laurie: YAY!!
Bordom: but we don't have a ship!
Laurie: where's phoe?
Phoenix: I'm here!
Laurie: Phoenix, we need a ship!
Phoenix: no problem!
SHAZZZAMM... *there is a ship*
Laurie: nice work, phoenix, that's one pretty boat, i mean, ship! 😄 Let's go.
Phoenix: what about choose and liz?
Bordom: let's leave them here! they're together in their cave.. they're happy.
Phoenix: and what about gandalf.
Laurie: 😘 😘 😘 please don't mention his name around me 😘
Phoenix: sorry.. so.. all aboard then?
*we all climb aboard the ship and sail off into the distance*
Liz: because you chose me over them.. that's what you wanted though, wasn't it?
Choose: hm.. yes, but I want my friends back.
Gandalf: they left without me too.
Choose: oh go away Gandalf, your in the wrong movie.
Gandalf: 🙁 fine then, i'll go back to middle earth, back to balrogs and trolls and - and - saruman .. someone who really cares.. *sniff*
*Gandalf disappears*
ON THE BOAT
Bordom: I miss choose y'know.
Laurie: Really?
Bordom: mmhmm...
Phoenix: but I expect he's having the time of his life...
Laurie: Do you wanna go back for him?
bordom: No, he's happy there so we will leave him. Plus I would just kill Liz if I saw her and he braggin up that she's got him and I don't. *looks at everyone* Wow.... I really do sound like I need choose! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!????
*Coldfire and Phoenix start to laugh*
Laurie: well clearly you do Bordom, it's just destiny!
*Coldfire, Phoenix and Laurie laugh*
Jack: Tortuga!
Coldfire: what, already?
Jack: .. no, i'm just pshycing myself up for it.. 😮
Coldfire: 😐 okay..
Laurie: ship ahoy!
*we see a ship with torn RED sails on the horizon*
Jack: it's the Red Pearl!
Laurie: what?
Jack: the Red Pearl! It's the Black Pearl's biggest enemy!
Laurie: well the Black Pearl's sunk, so it looks like they've won anyway..
Jack: but they're after me!
Bordom: who are?
Jack: Barbossa and his crew of miscreants!
*ship sails closer*
Laurie: damn it we have no chance, this is the slowest ship in the caribbean!
Laurie: but I don't want to go back to rum island, i want to go to Tortuga!!
Bordom: but you said you wanted to run away from the ship earliar!
Laurie: well i've changed my mind!
*all run back to the ship*
Jack: but the Red Pearl! She is gaining on us!
Phoenix: not to worry .. abracadabra hocus pocus...
*ship sprouts wings and we soar above the ocean to Tortuga*
LATER
Bordom: we never went back for Choose... 🙁
IN THE CAVES
Liz: What's that black dot in the sky?
*Choose looks out of the cave and peers up at the sky shading his eyes from the sun*
Choose: Eagles! The eagles are coming!
Liz: What does that mean?
Choose: It means they've come to rescue us from this spider ridden god forsaken spit of land.
Liz: oh okay.
*eagles come and carry Choose and Liz away*
ON THE FLYING SHIP
Laurie: I see Tortuga!!
Jack: wahoooooooooooo!
*we land safely in the harbor at Tortuga*
choose swoops in on giant eagle...
Choose:did ya miss me? wow... TOR-TU-GA!!!
bordom: my love.... wait a sec.... Wheres Liz?????
Choose:damn! mustve left her on the island....ah well...she was boring me anyway...
Jack: let us walk through the town so i can get slaps that i do/dont deserve from women i never called the next day....
Laurie: Ill protect you....
Phoenix: whats that in the distance...
there is a red/black dot way way in the distance but fastly gettin bigger...
Monkey: Aye, Tis the red pearl..... wait a minute did i say red pearl....PANIC!!!!
everyone is running around in circles..
Jack: noooo, ye cannot let that ship demolish tortuga... we have to run!!!
everyone:ahhhhhhhhh
Monkey does a strange monkey call and suddenly from out of nowhere comes a big white ship matching every detail of the black pearl exept that it is white...
Jack: thats a beauty of a ship... what is she called?
Monkey: She be the white pearl... captained by one of my closest friends......JACK THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!
everyone gets on the white pearl...