Our PotC Sequel

choose : the aliens can eat the ymca penguins ....i h8 that song!!

bordom: not to mention being divorced in like 5 min!

monkey: calm down and dont look so happy!

Jack:weres the rum gone?

Fatsack:all of ya calm done!i!i!i!

monkey: PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC

Fatsack: CALM DOWN!!!!!!iiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!iiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hits monkey accross the head with fish that was hidden in jacket) fish

Monkey: AHHHHHHH 😠 😠 yd u do that?

Fatsack: because you were driving me crazy! ( hits mokeny with the fish again) fish GTG

monkey:cry

choose : FAT SACK!!! don't hit monkey!!!! *hits fatsack wiv a fish*

cold : aahhh poor cry we should take good care of him now!!

fatsack : yeh choose hit mecry IT HURTS!!..thnx cold plz take care of mehug

cold : i meant poor FISH!!!!blow

fatsak :glare

jack & bordom : hysterical

bordom: LET'S GET THIS DIVORCE OVER WITH!

Fatsack: bordom's gettin a little mad here... ALEINS! HURRY THIS SHIP UP!

choose: wow, she really doesn't love me 🙁

bordom: WE WERE DRUNK!

Fatsack: Nice job choose buddy!

Laurie: you've all forgotten about me cry
Jack: I haven't naughty

bordom: No I haven't forgotten bout you Laurie! *gives Laurie some rum*

Fatsack: sorry we all got caught up with the fact that were going to CUBA!!!!!
Jack: darling i'll never forget about you lets run away to a tropical island were we can drink rum, get drunk and dance. Welcome to the carrabian love.

bordom: FOR MY DIVORCE! YEEEEEEEEEEHA! I'm sooooo excited

Laurie: Aw that run is really getting to her, and FAST

choose: *looks at bordom and takes bottle from her* I need to be drunk too it's a looooooooong trip to Cuba ya know

Fatsack: Well she is really hooped isn't she?

Coldfire: Yay Cuba!! 😄

bordom: This is taking soooooo long!!!

Choose: She REALLY doesn't wanna be married to me

Phoenix: Awww poor Choose

*Choose laughs*

Coldfire: I think that will be the last marriage for a long time now, cuz it just got weird there!! 😖 😄

Laurie: Except for maybe one more wedding.... 😏

Jack: I can possibly forsee just one more.... naughty

Coldfire: Oh dear, not again!! rolleyes1

*bordom laughs*

Choose: we need to get to cuba now
Fatsack: i have a dasterly plan

ONE DAY LATER

Jack: why do i have to row this boat its been a day now
Bordom just keep rowing or i'll never be divorced. i just can't wait

Laurie: 😆
Bordom: AHOY! do i see land?
Jack: nope, that would be your hallucinations, luv.
Bordom: what about the crazy dancing fairies?
Jack: that would be your hallucinations as well.
Bordom: and - and - and the scary marching penguin army?
Choose: ja, they're real..
Bordom: fear agh they're real scary! they're dancing the ymca..
Choose: 😐 you're seeing them a little late though babe, the aliens ate them half an hour ago..
Bordom: faint
Laurie: oh god, she's down
Cold: *sigh* monkey bring some water!
SILENCE
Cold: MONKEY!
SILENCE
*monkey is lying flat on the deck, totally out of it*
Fatsack: nope, she's gone too.
Cold: *rolls eyes in despair* oh god what are you all like?

choose: I am NOT professing my undyin love to here so that she'll wake up

Laurie: She needs rest

Jack: Bring 'er over to the bed

Laurie: I can't carry her!

choose: FINE! I'll do it! *lifts bordom to the bed*

Fatsack: well according to me we all are a slack bunch of monkeys
Monkey: i heard that and i'd hit you if i weren't so drunk, dazed, and probaly stoned.
Fatsack: (grabs water and throws it over Bordom)
Choose: great i was having some peace and quiet while she was down. why did you wake her up?

*bordom doesn't wake up*