Our PotC Sequel

Monkey: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiit! dont drink yet! they wont let you get divorced in cuba if your drunk!

monkey: waaaaaaaaaaaaaiiit! dont drink yet! wait till after the divorce cause they wont let you get divorced in cuba if your drunk!but..... i can drink...*takes swig of rum*

bordom: I DON'T CARE! I want a DRINK! *swigs back a mouthful of rum*

Jack: bordom, I'm sorry things didn't work with you and choose *takes swig* 🙁

bordom: I just wanna get DRUNK and do what I want!

Jack: bordom, will you sing with me?

bordom: Of course *starts to sing*

Coldfire: *laughs* Well at least no one's crying about this!!

Choose: I need some of that rum too *takes a swig*

Jack: Everybody sing with us now!!

*Everyone starts singing tunelessly*

Coldfire: We are gonna need soooo much rum.....

at that precice moment the sea of rum started to be sucked up into nothing ness until there was just two ships in the middle of a deserted land.....

Jack: but why is the rum gone?

Everyone together: Nooooo!!!! The ruuuuuuuum!!!!!!! cry

Phoenix: Now what are we going to do??!!

Laurie: We need to find some more rum!!

bordom: And fast!!

Coldfire: Well where can we go and find some then??

bordom: CUBA!!!!!!!! AND I can get D-I-V-O-R-C-E-D!!!! Yay! *takes swig of rum*

Laurie: I really thought that you two were gonna be together for a looong time

choose: We were BOTH drunk *takes a gulp of rum*

Monkey: Ya, so did I Laurie

Phoenix: Ya, now who's gonna be the cute couple?

Mad: hey whats up with those giant rotting chips.....

Bordom:Yummers

Laurie: dont eat them they are STALE!

Jack: rum rum rum......need rum...

coldfire; calm down we'll get some soon!

Coldfire: How can we really have a new couple if there are like only two guys here???

Phoenix: Good point.

Jack: Ruuuuuuuum!!!

*Gandalf appears out of no where*

Gandalf: I missed you all!! *hugs nearest person, who happens to be Coldfire*

Coldfire: Ahhh!! Get off me!!!

Gandalf: hey Jack whats up

jack blushes......

Monkey: hey look the aliens are coming back.......

*Coldfire looks up and sees aliens*

bordom: Wow, I think I've had too much to drink already....

Laurie: Well I see them too!

Coldfire: Weeeeird.....

Jack: We're running out of rum!!!! cry

Fatsack: (appears from behind Gandalf) To the CUBA!!!!!!!

Everyone: YAY

choose: i stay here to fight the red pearl with my p>E<nguin army

Fatsack: shall we all stay here and fight in this epic war?

aliens:@&__+ )%$% *^ ()&% &*&*$

monkey: they ask if we want a lift to cuba......?

bordom: lets get this nightmare over with......

monkey: uh.... we will need choose....

bordom ties choose up and drags him into the spaceship....

choose: WHYYY!!! i just finished my penguin army!! look at the kind evilness
i even have a penguin pope who will be the mental coach of my army!!! don't leave my penguin community alone!!!

lmao
Fatsack: the penguin army can come with us

Bordom: no the penguin army stays here

Jack: but look at them there so cute and cuddley

Penguin pope runs up and bites Jack

Gandalf: hands of his mine!!!!!

aliens:$&()(_ *(^^$(()* %*&*&

Monkey: they say we can bring the penguins with us... but only if we give them 20 for food....

penguin army protect there pope and blow gandalf away

Fatsack: lets do it of to CUBA again (i can't wait to get me hands on the rum and cigars)