Our PotC Sequel

Choose: alleulia i still free
Jack: not till you get divorced mate
Bordom (stirs)
Choose: hits bordom back in to unconcsiousness
Fatsack: (grabs water. throws it over bordom again) well done choose you made me use all our drinking water to wake her up
Laurie: why did you ues drinking water not sea water
Fatsack: monkey told me to

*bordom still doesn't wake*

choose: Uh... is she okay?

Jack: Uh... I really don't know now *pokes bordom*

*bordom doesn't move*

Laurie: OMG! YOU KILLED BORDOM!!!!! *hits choose*

Laurie: omg is she dead?
Bordom: *groan* choose *mumblemumble*
Cold: eh?
Bordom: *mumblemumble* divorce...
Laurie: wow she is desperate.. how long we got before we get there jack my sweet?

Jack: Soon I hope! I wanna get off this thing and find some rum!!!!

Coldfire: Wow, we are having quite the adventure....

Fatsack: You know it! 😛

*Everyone sees land in sight*

Choose: Oh my gosh, there it is!!

*bordom sits up* Where??!!

Laurie: There! *points*

bordom: YAAAAAY!!!! *does a little dance*

Coldfire: Wow, somebody wants to be single again rolleyes1 *laughs*

bordom: Yes! I AM TOTALLY GOING TO BE SINGLE! WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!

choose: 🙁 should I be offended?

Fatsack: Dude, she doesn't love you

Jack: Poor choose

Laurie: I think she's had too much to drink

Fatsack: hurry up jack row faster
Jack: *mumbles about slave labor*
Bordom:*runs to jack pushes him out of the way grabs the oars and rows at roughtly 123456789Km per hour
Coldfire: she is desprate
Fatsack: you got that right

Coldfire: I'm glad that it's over soon though!!

Fatsack: I agree totally!

Phoenix: Yes, this has just been kinda.... I dunno..... nerve-wracking?

Laurie: Something like that.

Coldfire: bordom! Slow down or you're going to tip us over!!!!

bordom: *mumbles* nothing is going to stop me from getting divorced *mumbles*

Coldfire: At least you hope nothing will stop you

Fatsack: just think we could have one of those unexpected twists like a giant sea monster in the shape of gandalf appear

JUST THEN*a giant sea monster in the shape of gandalf appears*

Everyone: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Laurie:its so ugly
Bordom: and its in the shape of Gandalf
Fatsack: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At that moment, the boat is tipped over becuz of bordom's excessive speed.

*everyone goes flying into the water*

bordom: Nooooooooo!!!!!! cry

Coldfire: I TOLD you to slow down!!

Laurie: Not AGAIN!!! cry

Choose: This just isn't our day!!

Fatsack: At least the ship is still ok.

Phoenix: Now we just have to FLIP IT OVER!!!

Coldfire: How on earth are we gonna do that!!?? 🙁

Jack: Where's Gandalf when you need him??!!

Gandalf: I'm right here, lover boy... naughty

Jack: AHHHH!!! *swims away and hides behind Laurie*

Monkey: Gandalf!! Use your magic to flip the boat right side up!!

bordom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this means I can't get DIVORCED! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *faints*

Coldfire: NO AGAIN!!!!

monster: Mwhahahahahahaha *grabs bordom* Now she's MINE!

choose: NOOOOOOOOOOO! *reaches out for bordom as the monster takes her beneath the waters*

Coldfire: Oh dear!!! Can our day get any worse???!!! cry

Fatsack: I don't know how it can.....

*Laurie starts sinking*

Jack: No! Laurie, I will save you!!

*pulls her back to the surface and keeps her afloat*

Coldfire: Gandalf! Flip the boat over!!!

Gandalf: But I don't wannnnnna!!!!

Coldfire: Do it now!! Or I will seriously take a stick to your head!!

Fatsack: And I'll help her!!

Gandalf: Ok, ok! Please don't hurt me!!

*Gandalf manages to flip the boat back up using his magic*

Choose: What do we do about bordom??!!

Monkey: Banana!!

*everyone looks at her*

Phoenix: This is no time to be thinking about bananas monkey!!

Monkey: No! I mean if we had one, we could use it like a submarine and go save bordom!!

Fatsack: Gandalf use your magic to turn the boat rightside up and we need 6 scuba gear and harpoon guns*wispers, and a small fries while your at it*
Gandalf: i'll do it if i can rub Jacks chest
Jack: get away from me perve
Choose:just do it we need to rescue Bordom or i'll never be divorced
Jack:fine

Laurie: So who's going under?

choose: I will, but only so I can be divorced!

Coldfire: Well then you go. I don't really like deep water anyway.....

Fatsack: *munching on fries* might as well not much to do up here is there
Jack:I wouldn't leave anyone in davy jones locker to drown
Gandalf:*still rubbing jack* you left me hunny
Jack:thats enought perve*pushes Gandalf into the water* pluse your an ugly old fart not a girl.
Cold: well done Jack
Laurie:would you save me in the same situation Jackie
Jack:luv i wouldn't even wait for the scuba gear i'd just dive right in
Fatsack:*still eating* thats three

Coldfire: Can I have some of those fries??

Fatsack: sure luv if ye come with us
Coldfire:me and my big mouth
Laurie: you;r thinking with your stomach again. i'll come down anyway
Fatsack: were up to four two places to go come on people can i get a volunteer
Monkey: i'll come
Fatsack: ive got a monkey i'm looking for a coldfire do i hear a cold fire........ monkey going once, monkey going twice, monkey going three times, sold to the monkey in the back. thats five come on cold.

MEANWHILE IN DAVEY JONE'S LOCKER:

*the monster has taken bordom to it's underwater world*

monster: Mwhahahahahaha no I've got you!

bordom: What do you want with me?

Back at the ship...

Coldfire: Yes I will come! And NOT becuz of the food!

Fatsack: Ok then, we've got our rescue team.