Our PotC Sequel

Laurie:i'm jumping in again and i'm not leaving the water till my Jakie saves me*jumps in again*
Mad*surfaces on the other side of the white pearl while the others are looking at the spot Laurie just fell. sneaks up on everyone. pushes Choose, Bordom, Laurie, Fatsack (once again) and Gandalf into the water.
Monkey:*spins around*would you stop that Mad* kicks mad and mad goes flying into an open window of an Alien spaceship.*
Alien:* fly away inb disgust since what they thought was a pile of garbage fell into there ride*

monkey dives yet again this time with Jack quickly following...

Monkey:*grabs Fatsack and Choose*
Jack: *grabs Laurie ( finaly) and bordom
Gandalf:*is left there, turns away and swims to his monster look alike*

Jack: For god's sake people, will you STOP jumping into the bloody water! I'm getting sick of saving you.
*Jack saves the last few stragglers and we all sit down on the deck of the White Pearl*
Laurie: so now where are we going?
Bordom and Choose: CUBA!!!
Jack: aw noo.. how about Hawaii... i hear they have lots of girls there in pretty grass skirts
Laurie: JACK! eek2
Jack: sorry luv..
Choose: hawaii sounds good...
Fatsack: yeah..
Moneky: well hawaii it is then.
Laurie: noooooooo
Jack: don't worry, Laurie, i promise i'll behave!
Laurie: you'd better, or you'll get a slap fish
Bordom: what about our divorce!
Monkey: oh don't worry about that, divorces are all the rage in Hawaii doncha know?
Choose and Bordom: YAY!!
Laurie: what about Mad? Shall we save her?
Jack: fear No! She proposed marriage to me!
Laurie: 😱 she did!? 😠 my god mad, you've made me so mad.
Cold: let's go then, before she climbs back onto the ship and makes you madder
*white pearl sets sail for hawaii*

monkey: y are you giving jack all the credit? I was the ONE who was saving everyone!!!

Laurie: sorry monkey
*hands monkey a banana*

Fatsack:*grabs weel of boat* umm i'm not to good with directions dose anyone know excatly where hawaii is?
Jack: na mate
Bordom😖orry i don't know
Fatsack: anyone
Everyone: nope
Fatsack: ahhh well theres a ship up frount i'll pull in beside it and ask for directions
Monkey: no i'll figure out a way
Choose: and they say male's don't ask for directions

Monkey: well i am just so full of monkeyish knowledge, there's no need to waste their time! It's that way- it's that way - follow me!

PHOENIX cartwheels for no apparent reason

Laurie: Pheonix 😱 😱 don't run away! *dives and grabs phoenix by the ankles*

PHOENIX and LAURIE kidnap Jack 😖hifty:

*Laurie fills Phoenix in*
Laurie: we're in the middle of the ocean, Phoenix, on the white Pearl, heading for hawaii

Spoiler:
we can kidnap jack when we get there

bordom: I swear Monkey if you are liein to me and choose bout Hawaii ... *makes fist*

Fatsack: So what if she is... you 2 are married! *evil laughter*

PHOE has evil plans 😈

LAURIE, who is privy to the evil plans, begins to get Jack drunk(er)

😏
Laurie: Jack! More rum?
Jack: drool yes!! yes!! ta, luv..
*Laurie and Phoe exchange a knowing glance*
😏

Mad: wait! where are you taking me?!?
Alians: %$@$&*($^*($%&*@&*
Mad: what?!? you're gonna probe me?!?
Alians: *nod*
Mad: AAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *jumps out the ship and lands in the ocean* this just keeps on getting better and better.... *swims for the White Pearl*

monkey: land ho!

bordom: YAY!!!

choose: owww

laurie; hey doesnt that sign say "welcome to Cuba"?

everyone gets off the white pearl onto the sandy beach of cuba....

Fatsack😮h no mad's comeing. RUN FOR YOU'R LIFE!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by *-=Fat sacK=-*
Fatsack: oh no mad's comeing. RUN FOR YOU'R LIFE!i!i!i!

they see a sign that says "this way to divorce center>"