Our PotC Sequel

Monkey:RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMM!!!!!

Jack:But why is the rum gone???

Laurie: you are way tooo drunk...Cant you see this island is made of rum???

Jack:BONFIRE!!!😱*starts gathering crates and banana peel and covers them with rum and lights and drops the match on top*

Monkey:noo our only transport....

jack: YO HO YO HO a pirates life for me....
Laurie joins him in singing

Monkey: our ship....weep

MEANWHILE IN THE RUM FOREST WE JOIN OUR PIRATES 300 metres in from the coast...
THEY ARE LOST!!!!

choose: okay so what are we doing then???

bordom: I don't know... I want food though I am sooo drunk and I need to eat...

Cold: ya same here

*Phoenix walks off into the rum woods and disappears*

Cold: I'm gonna go and she what she's doing... you know make sure she's okay...

bordom: uh... okay??? So what do we do now?????

Choose: I know! Let's go to Tortuga!!
*Bordom faints*
Choose: Bordom? wake up! wake up!
(No answer)
Choose: crybaby Bordom! please wake up! don't go where I can't follow! {LotR reference, hope you all get taht}
(No answer)
Choose: waaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Laurie: what's up choose?
Choose: it's bordom! she's.. she's dead!! i never got the chance to tell her how much i loved her! my life is over, i know it! she's the one! and now she's gone! weep
Laurie: don't be such an arse choose, she's just passed out, as would you if you'd have had half as much rum as she has! 🙄 Jack, bring her some coffee.
Jack: we don't have any coffee!

*Phoenix and cold return from forest*
Phoenix: never fear, phoenix is here. 😱
*phoenix does magic*
Phoenix: da-daaaaaaaaaa! Kenco!
Coldfire: mmm drool
*Laurie sits Bordom up and wacks her round the face*
Choose: agh! don't hurt her!
Bordom: *groan*
Choose: she lives! yay, my life is complete again! 😍
Laurie: here, drink this.
*Bordom drinks coffee*
Bordom: ahh i feel better now!
Choose: in_love

monkey:awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

bordom: wow...

choose: in_love

Jack grabs gandalf:inlove

Laurie: Jack, stop fantasising, gandalf is way out at sea remember? 🙄

*bordom looks strangely at choose*

bordom: Did that just happen?

pfff...i am soo dissapointed in u guys....stop killing lizz!!! now i gottoo write her alive again!!

choose: ggg this rum is making me crazy.....i am getting sick and i think all weird things like like....u know. i'd better stay off the rum for a while

*gets very sad cause he misses lizz again, and dissapears in the forest*

laurie : aahh 'poor choose .....

jack : he will return...dun worry drink some rum!

bordom 😮k ...rum

l8er that night

laurie : jack....it's hard too say for me but....but i l *couldn't finish cause of jack*

jack : 😱 NOOOOOOOO *runs away*

laurie : o noooo :'(

gandalf : u always got me honey!!

laurie : gandalf ....URE ALIVE!!!!! *kisses gandalf*

monkey : 😘 laurie kissing an old ugly wizard!!! bleerg 😘

10 days later

phoenix : choose isn't returning 🙁

monky : yes...i wish he came back

phoenix : i might get him back....i jus use my magic and make lizz live again i bett he will return if i do that

every1 : ok...do it

phoenix : *makes lizz live and sends a magic message to choose*

choose : LIIZZZZZ!!!!*returns 2 beach*

bordom: we have to kill you now Liz... but I am too tired to kill you... tell choose he's awful for sayin all that to me and then sayin it was the rum...

Laurie: choose you are mean! You know you love bordom, but just cause Liz comes back then you ditch her! How rude.

Liz(braindead): ???????????

choose : AaAaAaARGHHH cmon lizz let's go live in a cave!! and drink fresh water r and rum and eat wilde huge boars*

lizz : ok let's go!! *sticks tongue at laurie and bordom*

bordom : oh noo *crys*

bordom: wow... guess I'm inlove with choose now.....

phoenix : like choose said....it's the rum u get drunk and u do weird things

bordom: man I hope some hot dude comes here soon *looks round only to see choose and Liz walk away*

Cold: wow... what did I miss?

lizz and choose reach the caves....
wiv pieces airplane all over the place.

jack(from lost): 😱 I never saw u before on this island!!

choose: we just came here on a banana ship!!

charlie : ship?! we are rescued!!!

lizz : not really! some1 destroyed the ship..... 🙁

everybody : 🙁

locke : who wants some cooked boar!!?

everybody : yes please...thnx

MEANWHILE ON THE BEACH:

Laurie: We should go and look for choose!

bordom: My rum is wearin off and I don't want to see him

Cold: Do you actually love him or something???

bordom: *bursts into laughter* Are you KIDDIN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phoenix: Aw poor bordom

bordom: you guys! I DON'T love him, and I DON'T have feelings for him! *storms off into the distance til she disappears*

Monkey: should we go get her???

Cold: No just let her do what she wants

choose: *feels some1 is going 2 kill liz*

choose : locke can u be lizz her guard some1 wants 2 kill herr and u got many knives

locke : ok

choose : ok cmon lets hide where no1 can find us

bordom: OMG! I need rum! I hope that Liz and choose BOTH die! *thinks* I hope I don't get kidnapped.... it's really dark right now... *looks round*

choose : i heard that 🙁