Batman versus You

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Kip was Napolean Dynamite's brother who dated that fat black chick Shawanda and dreamed of becoming a cage fighter.

And I don't care how much 'real world' science jplatinum brings into this discussion, Batman stomps your nuts into paste before the ref says fight. Period.

Batman kicks jplatinum's ass

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Batman is the only member of the Justice League without superpowers. What he lacks in raw strength, he makes up for with intelligence. Batman has a plan for every situation, and there is rarely a mystery that he can?t solve. Although he arguably one of the best martial artists in the world, he serves the league by directing it?s raw strength with the precision of a scalpel. Enemies will likely underestimate the Batman since he's only a man, but they should realize he?s probably the most dangerous member of the League.

Batman is one of the best martial artists in the world, a genius, and jplatinum is going to kick his ass?

Yeah...

He is. Especially with the O.M.A.C. project.

Re: Batman kicks jplatinum's ass

Originally posted by stevusmagnus
Batman is the only member of the Justice League without superpowers.

what about Green Arrow?...... or Steel?

what about Green Arrow?...... or Steel?

Batman is the only member of JLA without powers........that matters. Batman was one of the founding members.

on the cartoon Batman was a founding member....in the comics no.

I guess jplatinum could join the JLA, then.

Once again, I post this. Read it carefully now.

Batman is the world's most accomplished and skilled martial artist. Sure Richard Dragon and Lady Shiva are true masters but they master only a few styles and know a smattering of styles. However Batman is the pinnacle of true masters. He is the highest master in 127 major martial arts styles and he knows at least quadruple amount of other styles he can utilize when needed. He is an accomplished master who has made a style of fighting for himself. He observes and watches his opponents, using their styles against themselves and then switches styles to best counter their own. However, the biggest threat in Batman's martial arts skills is the fact that he can study and learn and then defeat the opponent. Only the masters like Shiva and Master Girigi's ninjas have given Batman a run for his money. He can use a style or a plethora or go full bore and use all of his skills, also this fact makes him an unconventional and unpredictable opponent, quite capable of using Karate and then switching to Aikido, from there to Jujutsu and then Capoeira and from there to Jeet Kune Do and from there Crane and Tiger style and maybe even Drunken boxing. While combating Batman, you do not face a style, you face different styles intermeshed into a fine art, a poetry of motion and discipline. From Aikido to Yaw-Yan, Batman is the most dangerous combatant on Earth. Many obscure specialties of forms and skills are in his possession. He is the master, second to Master Kirigi himself, in the art of the Whispering Hand. This punch can obliterate bodies, destroy the whole target or the real inside. Or it can be used to knock out, cause heart attacks. Only Kirigi and Batman have progressed in this art to this level. The Tiger Fist he learnt from H'Sien Tan in the Himalayas also. The Tiger is punch that can destroy anything, from wood to granite. It is reputedly the most difficult upper cut style punch ever devised. It requires the wielder to know his body, to completely and utterly be in tune with himself and the surround world in order to succeed and then there is the Leopard Punch. It is Lady Shiva's trademark and yet Batman is the one who's mastered this technique to the level that not only is he lethal, he can disarm and disable opponents with it, a level of mastery Shiva refuses to learn. Then there are other techniques the Bat uses, to disarm and disable opponents: from spinning attacks to arm locks to pins. All in all, he is a one-man army.

When a martial artist reaches a special level, he becomes enlightened. He knows the history of his art, the masters and their styles. Like them Batman has reached and went well beyond that level. Batman has the ability to mimic different masters' styles of fighting, their conduct even to the level of fooling other masters. Also he can look a combatant and judge his or her flaws and exploit them, but he can also see the style, what style it is and who has taught him or her. This has given him leads in the past and will do so in the future.

To add to the things, Cain taught Bruce to read his opponents' moves and body language. He's not as well taught as Cassandra Cain but he is almost as good as Cain in this field. Furthermore Batman's skill in the Haragei, the hyper expansion of senses, and the Kiai, the ability to feel someone's intent long before it happens, this is called Sakki. This means that Batman has the ability to control the fight in any which way and he is even able to, thanks to his training, take the combat from the physical plain to the mental level, as demonstrated in Legends of the Bat: Tao pt 2. Here Batman demonstrated his near full capabilities as he took the combat to the mental plane, his Sakki, Kiai and Haragei turning the combat into a contest of wills. No physical punches were thrown but after that exhausting battle, Batman emerged victorious. Sakki is the intent, but in many ways it can be utilized quite a lot like the Chi into projecting the mental energy into someone else.

Ther is no f'king way that you could beat Batman. He has fought opponents that are better that you in EVERYTHING, and won. What if you are faster? (And I doubt that, how do you even know how fast Batman is?) Batman has beaten speedsters before, you are nothing to him. It wouldn't matter if you go "all out", Batman would defeat you with ease. You aren't near the best martial artist in the world.

I guess you caould kick Bruce Lee's ass anyday, if you would go "all out". Or an Shaolin monks ass.

How far do you rate in world's best martial arts fighter scale? 1000? 2000? 3000?

In DC World, Batman is in Top Three. And DC world has martial artists that this world hasn't ever seen.

Dream on. 🙄

id eat batman for lunch.

stevusmagnus,
You oviously don't know anything
So I won't even bother to pay you any attention.
Delusional?
You don't know anything about Bruce, his method,science of reflexes, or h2h combat. You're probably some 10 year-old kid.
Please, don't post here again, thank you.

Crawler,
I'd probably whoop Batman if I went all out. Point Blank.
Never siad i was better than Bruce Lee.I said i was around his speed.
Don't try to twist my words. Thats' whack.

Btw. Get off Batman's jock.

ur right, people like bruce lee could beat batman, bruce lee did stuff that is considered scientifically impossible with his muscles.

Leonheartmm,
You, kevil,srank(sometimes), a few other guys are some of those only people on this thread that know anything about Bruce,science of reflexes, h2h combat, and common sense.
I don't know whats' wrong with some of these other guys. They treat Batman like he's "God".
Thanks for seeing my point, dude.
Peace.
Jplatinum out.

Bruce Lee wasn't that great. If you compare him to the street level characters in marvel, he was like the Wolverine of martial arts. Good, but not as good as his fanbase makes him out to be.

Bruce Lee would get his ass kicked by a lot of street-level characters.

oh really, do have any idea how many full impact punches bruce could deliver in 1 second, or how about the time it took bruce to deliver a punch to something 3 metres away, answer me these question.

You know, I don't want to bring anyone down, and I'm sure that those of you who have studied martial arts or whatever have a solid reason for believing you can take Batman, but come on. You've seen the stats, heard the history, read the books. Unless you're one of the better fighters on this Earth, how much of a chance can you really expect to have?

Pffff, I'll win. I'll use my ever so mighty shortness powers!! Oh yea!

Originally posted by leonheartmm
oh really, do have any idea how many full impact punches bruce could deliver in 1 second, or how about the time it took bruce to deliver a punch to something 3 metres away, answer me these question.
Are fights won purely on how many punches a person can throw at a certain distance in a second?

And how do you punch somebody from 3 meters away? Or did he run up to the guy and punch him?

no , but then again, bruce lee can outmatch batman in just about every aspect other than pure leverage strength. and bruce could punch full out 8 times a second, secondly he could punch something 3 metres away in less than 500th of a second.

Bruce Lee is better than Logan.
He would probably lose to him unless he attacked Logans throatt and wind pipe area, but he'd fiarst need to disable Logans' arms by holding him down somehow.
Logan is strong so this would be a challenge even for Bruce.
Bruce stands a chance, but the adamantium skeleton, and the claws would prove hard to bypass.
Bruce would probably lose.
But He would mop the floor with Batman.
Like I said, there are some "REAL PEOPLE" like Mas Oyama and Bruce Lee who train just as hard and have better fighting skill and more powerful punches and faster punches than Batman and can whoop him.
You just don't won't to except it cuase you know it's true.
Just cause he's in a comic doesn't mean no "REAL PERSON" couldn't beat him in the "REAL WORLD". your argument makes terrible logic.
You make Batman/Daredevil out to be gods, when they are actually just people who train really really hard.
thats' all. Bruce LEE trained loger cuase he trained since early childhood and he was way better skilled than Batman and his style of fighting would crush Batman, and Bruce Lee is like 2 or 3x faster than Batman.

Btw. Mas oyama's punch coould kill a bull. One hard punch from him would crush Batman's skull like a grape. They didn't call him"god's hand" for nothing.
The most Batman can hope to do is see Bruce Lee's fist come towards his face before"Wha-tahh!" "BAMMMM!!!!!" Batman is knocked out.

Oh and young Mike Tyson could lift 260 lbs boxers off the floor when he threw his uppercut. His uppercutt would knock the smaller/lighter Batman up and back several feet,landing him on the cold hard unforgiving ground,Thus, knocking him out. Just wanted to throw in some knowledge for you.