Darth Vader vs. Spider-Man

Started by Creshosk31 pages

Originally posted by IRTMU-Dragon
Ok... Listen, what I mean...

Vader is standing about 20 feet from Spiderman. Spiderman shoots webbing at Vaders Hand, and wraps the entire HILT of the Light Saber in webbing, pulls with 10 class strength and rips it right out of vaders hand.

Whether the Sabers ON or not, he cant bend the beam around to slide webbing off the Hilt of the sword.

Vader deflects laser bolts. Those move at the speed of light.

Spiderman's webbing would have to go FASTER than that.

What about this don't you understand. Spider man CAN'T hit him with his webbing.

Vader would not just stand there like a freaking moron!

God damn spidey fan, go make a better plan. 😮‍💨

"Why couldnt Vader block a webbing attack using the force?"

cause spidey got his spidey spider sense...he's faster than speeding bullets and stronger than gunner the engines in gunner ships...no crumb bum force could ever compete with that!

If im holding a phone in my hand, and spiderman shoots webbing at the phone, not the anetennae.

Obi-Wan blocked Durges' flame thrower using the force.

Originally posted by IRTMU-Dragon
If im holding a phone in my hand, and spiderman shoots webbing at the phone, not the anetennae.
That's you not ****ing vader.

Spiderman shoots the web at the hilt, Vader will block it with the blade, incinerating it.

Ok I guess I get it now, while the webbing is coming towards vader he could just bat it off...

Originally posted by jinzin
he's faster than speeding bullets
Light, he moves faster than light now.

Originally posted by IRTMU-Dragon
Ok I guess I get it now, while the webbing is coming towards vader he could just bat it off...
And it would incinerate it as the blade melts metal. it's an energy blade.

But yeah that's the gerneral idea of why the webbing wouldn't work.

What's this crap about laser bolts moving at the speed of light? Is this another thing from the Star War comics, because in the movies they are no where near that speed.
And why are the Vader-boys always so sure that Spidey would have no chance with Vader in an h2h battle just because of Vader's light saber. If you don't think Spidey could dodge or parry a light saber attack with ease then you are severely under-estimating Spidey.
Then again Vader did make short work of the red M&M...

Originally posted by bertran
What's this crap about laser bolts moving at the speed of light? Is this another thing from the Star War comics, because in the movies they are no where near that speed.
Did you see episodes 1, 2 and 3? 😕 And how many laser bolts do they have to block?

Vader actually has the reflex speed advantage.

Originally posted by bertran
[B]And why are the Vader-boys always so sure that Spidey would have no chance with Vader in an h2h battle just because of Vader's light saber. If you don't think Spidey could dodge or parry a light saber attack with ease then you are severely under-estimating Spidey.
Only "fanboy" spiderman could move fast enough. 🙄

The real spiderman can't move as fast as a Jedi. The Jedi also have the precog thing going for them. and they have the training. They move faster than Marvel's Spiderman.

vader twirls blade spidey can't get b his bubble....lol

Originally posted by Creshosk
They move faster than Marvel's Spiderman.

How is this made evident?

Originally posted by Creshosk
Vader deflects laser bolts. Those move at the speed of light.

Spiderman's webbing would have to go FASTER than that.

What about this don't you understand. Spider man CAN'T hit him with his webbing.

Vader would not just stand there like a freaking moron!

God damn spidey fan, go make a better plan. 😮‍💨


It's not because Vader moves faster than the laser shot that he deflects them. It's because he knows to move there before it gets there.

And in all honesty, I think Vader can take Spidey. I didn't really want to say anything because I know how the spidey fans and the star wars fans on ye olde board get... but I'm bored.

I agree that Vader could beat Spiderman. Telekinesis and a lightsaber would make this a pretty clear cut win for Vader.

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
How is this made evident?
You're joking right? 🤨

"The real spiderman can't move as fast as a Jedi. The Jedi also have the precog thing going for them. and they have the training. They move faster than Marvel's Spiderman."

We will have agree to disagree on this one. I'm quite positive that with his reflexes, speed and spidey-sense that spidey would have little difficulty evading or parrying Vader's light saber attack.

"Did you see episodes 1, 2 and 3? And how many laser bolts do they have to block?"

Yes, there were a LOT of laser bolts....however, I thought that you and I were debating about how fast they go. The number of bolts fired doesn't change their velocity, which is still only a minute fraction of light speed.

"Vader actually has the reflex speed advantage."

Bhahahahahahahaha! Sorry, I would like to debate this...but if you truly believe that then we are so far apart on this issue that there can be no reconciliation.

jinzin wrote:
"vader twirls blade spidey can't get b his bubble....lol"

Huh??? jinzin, mix in a nap, bro

Originally posted by bertran
"The real spiderman can't move as fast as a Jedi. The Jedi also have the precog thing going for them. and they have the training. They move faster than Marvel's Spiderman."

We will have agree to disagree on this one. I'm quite positive that with his reflexes, speed and spidey-sense that spidey would have little difficulty evading or parrying Vader's light saber attack.

Jedi have the precog thing and they have the training to make them at least on par with spiderman's enhanced agility and spider sense. . . but then they have to beable to block a shitload of laser bolts which are faster than bullets(since its a light type energy attack.)

So the Jedi still have the reflex advantage. . . Especially considering how long they've been doing it. So they have experience over spiderman I'd say as well. Since 25+ years is greater than 15+ years.

Originally posted by bertran
"Did you see episodes 1, 2 and 3? And how many laser bolts do they have to block?"

Yes, there were a LOT of laser bolts....however, I thought that you and I were debating about how fast they go. The number of bolts fired doesn't change their velocity, which is still only a minute fraction of light speed.

No shit sherlock.

8*100=800>8 however fast it takes to block one you still have to multiply it by how many there are.

Originally posted by bertran
"Vader actually has the reflex speed advantage."

Bhahahahahahahaha! Sorry, I would like to debate this...but if you truly believe that then we are so far apart on this issue that there can be no reconciliation.

I haven't seen spiderman pull off the things the Jedi do. 🤨

And of course this isn't even throwing in the offensive applications of the Force. 🤨

No shit, sherlock?!?
Dude, it was you that originally posted that laser bolts go at the speed of light!!!! It's the very first post on this page!!

Huh??? jinzin, mix in a nap, bro\

😂

yeah I know not one of my better arguments......my thing is that the force induces a jedi's speed.....anikan was blocking obi's lightsaber while facing away from the guy....he should easily be able to deal with spidey up close.....if he loses his lightsaber he reverts to the force....either way he wins....

Originally posted by bertran
No shit, sherlock?!?
Dude, it was you that originally posted that laser bolts go at the speed of light!!!! It's the very first post on this page!!
You have a hard time grasping the simplest of subjects don't you?

even if a laser bolt moves at 1/8th the speed of light. . . if 8 of them are fired at him from 8 differeent directions at the same time, and he's able to block all of them . . doesn't that say something about his speed?

if 1 bolt is 1/8th the speed of light. He'd need to move to get in position before it got there with the precog jedi have.
2 bolts 2/8ths or 1/4th the speed of light would be the speed needed to move.
3 bolts or 3/8ths the speed of light.

Get the picture?

Jedi have a precog that is more than just a tingling sensation at the base of their skull. . . It doesn't wor. too far in advance for some of the less experienced Jedi.

The more experiecned the Jedi the further they can see. Now Vader even from the OT is alot more experienced than some of the Jedi from Episode 3.

Spidey doesn't move anywhere near as fast as a jedi does. . .