F4 vs. Superman

Reed: Fantastic Four... We have a problem...

IW: What's wrong dear?

Thing: A problem we can't handle? That'll be the day.

Torch: Yeah reed, why are you getting so worked up?

Reed: A man called Superman is on the way to kill us all. From what my machines tell me, he has only two weaknesses. A foreign substance called Kryptonite, and ambient magical energy attacks that seem to disrupt his seemingly impenetrable bio-matrix force field.

Thing: Give me 5 minutes with him, and it'll be all over..

Reed: Ben, you wouldn't last 5 seconds against this guy.

Thing: 5 seconds my a$$! Bring that motherfu<%er here, and I'll show you!!!

Reed: Ben! Calm down. Kryptonite is non-existent in this universe... But, if i can replicate the energy signatures of this foreign substance, I'm pretty sure we can defeat him.

3 days later....

Superman: I'm Superman, prepare to die! Argghhhh!!!! Kryptonite!!! How!?

Reed: I have replicated the energy signature of Kryptonite. You think Batman is smart? Batman is a 3 year old cripple with down syndrome compared to my intelligence. Thing, now you can have your 5 minutes with him. Torch, make sure you keep that K-nite energy gun on him.

Torch: No prob. I thought you said we had a problem.

Reed: We did. But only a small one.

Thing: It's clobberin time!

Superman: Nooo.... Arggghhh!!! Oooofff!!! Hwffff!!!!

Superman spam_laser Reed's K-nite gun.

Originally posted by Sentry
Reed: Fantastic Four... We have a problem...

IW: What's wrong dear?

Thing: A problem we can't handle? That'll be the day.

Torch: Yeah reed, why are you getting so worked up?

Reed: A man called Superman is on the way to kill us all. From what my machines tell me, he has only two weaknesses. A foreign substance called Kryptonite, and ambient magical energy attacks that seem to disrupt his seemingly impenetrable bio-matrix force field.

Thing: Give me 5 minutes with him, and it'll be all over..

Reed: Ben, you wouldn't last 5 seconds against this guy.

Thing: 5 seconds my a$$! Bring that motherfu<%er here, and I'll show you!!!

Reed: Ben! Calm down. Kryptonite is non-existent in this universe... But, if i can replicate the energy signatures of this foreign substance, I'm pretty sure we can defeat him.

3 days later....

Superman: I'm Superman, prepare to die! Argghhhh!!!! Kryptonite!!! How!?

Reed: I have replicated the energy signature of Kryptonite. You think Batman is smart? Batman is a 3 year old cripple with down syndrome compared to my intelligence. Thing, now you can have your 5 minutes with him. Torch, make sure you keep that K-nite energy gun on him.

Torch: No prob. I thought you said we had a problem.

Reed: We did. But only a small one.

Thing: It's clobberin time!

Superman: Nooo.... Arggghhh!!! Oooofff!!! Hwffff!!!!

🙄 Supes isn't real, but you hate him so much🙄

Keep the faith 🤘

enjoy watching sentry crack up

Whirly 😇

Supes easy 😄

The Fantastic Four just can't beat Superman and everyone knows that.

Originally posted by Zod4Life
The Fantastic Four just can't beat Superman and everyone knows that.

except Sentry

bless him 😄

Keep the faith 😇

Whirly 🤘

Johnny(Human Torch)would be like the sun giving him more power.It would be like the more fire the Human Torch uses against Superman the more powerful he becomes.

With enough prep they can. 😄

💃

Originally posted by Sentry
Reed: Fantastic Four... We have a problem...

IW: What's wrong dear?

Thing: A problem we can't handle? That'll be the day.

Torch: Yeah reed, why are you getting so worked up?

Reed: A man called Superman is on the way to kill us all. From what my machines tell me, he has only two weaknesses. A foreign substance called Kryptonite, and ambient magical energy attacks that seem to disrupt his seemingly impenetrable bio-matrix force field.

Thing: Give me 5 minutes with him, and it'll be all over..

Reed: Ben, you wouldn't last 5 seconds against this guy.

Thing: 5 seconds my a$$! Bring that motherfu<%er here, and I'll show you!!!

Reed: Ben! Calm down. Kryptonite is non-existent in this universe... But, if i can replicate the energy signatures of this foreign substance, I'm pretty sure we can defeat him.

3 days later....

Superman: I'm Superman, prepare to die! Argghhhh!!!! Kryptonite!!! How!?

Reed: I have replicated the energy signature of Kryptonite. You think Batman is smart? Batman is a 3 year old cripple with down syndrome compared to my intelligence. Thing, now you can have your 5 minutes with him. Torch, make sure you keep that K-nite energy gun on him.

Torch: No prob. I thought you said we had a problem.

Reed: We did. But only a small one.

Thing: It's clobberin time!

Superman: Nooo.... Arggghhh!!! Oooofff!!! Hwffff!!!!

Superman spam_laser Reed's K-nite energy gun

trumpet Superman rip

No,they can't.Superman is invulnerable and none of their powers can even make him flinch.

Originally posted by Sentry
With enough prep they can. 😄

💃

Mad

Faith 😇

Whirly 🤘

If the Superman knows the FF know his weaknesses Im sure he will keep his disctance and fight on a more intelligent level.

They would never use Kryptonite because Reed won't allow it.

I think the F4 could easily win. Sue could hold him in a force field while Johnny absorbs all the heat and sun radiation from him, making Johnny stronger and Supes weaker. Then IW could put invisible shackles on Superman, this way he cant fight back while Ben pummels him. But although Supes invulnerability is probly a little too much for Ben to completely get through, i think he could get through it enough to hurt Supes, and by the time Ben's arms are tired of punching or Sue's tired of holding her handcuffs Reed wouldve already come up with some sort of Kryptonite gun to put Supes down for the count.

Thats how i think this fight would go.

Supes takes this one easily. 30 min of prep isnt enough time for thing to take a dump.

lol!

😄

And no - it's not enough time for them. Even if they did have somekinda KNite gun - it'd vanish from Reed's hands and appear in Supes' - just like magic! 😱 Then it'd be promptly snapped in two.

Shortly followed by the Fantastic Four...

Give Reed a day of prep and I'd possibly side with you Sentry.

But this much it's just a walkover....

Originally posted by armandovalles
I think the F4 could easily win. Sue could hold him in a force field while Johnny absorbs all the heat and sun radiation from him, making Johnny stronger and Supes weaker. Then IW could put invisible shackles on Superman, this way he cant fight back while Ben pummels him. But although Supes invulnerability is probly a little too much for Ben to completely get through, i think he could get through it enough to hurt Supes, and by the time Ben's arms are tired of punching or Sue's tired of holding her handcuffs Reed wouldve already come up with some sort of Kryptonite gun to put Supes down for the count.

Thats how i think this fight would go.

LMAO! 😆 Johnny can't do that.He can't suck energy from people.And Sue's force field isn't enough to hold Superman because he can lift over 250,000 billion tons or something like that.And Superman can break out of chains and Ben's power range is 80-90 tons so he can't even scratch Superman.And as I've said before,Reed won't allow the use of Kryptonite cuz he'll want a fair fight. 😂 😆 😱 😆 😆 😆 😆

Man, this thread is still going?

😂 @ Sentry...just because you're named after a blatant ripoff of the guy you hate so much.

"Haters wanna haaate lovers wanna looove, but Supes doesn't want none of the above cuz he will shit on youuuuuuu"

"It's all in the name Super.Man. Super, as in I'm better than you, and Man as in get-off-my..."

Supes is the man. 😎

Originally posted by armandovalles
I think the F4 could easily win. Sue could hold him in a force field while Johnny absorbs all the heat and sun radiation from him, making Johnny stronger and Supes weaker. Then IW could put invisible shackles on Superman, this way he cant fight back while Ben pummels him. But although Supes invulnerability is probly a little too much for Ben to completely get through, i think he could get through it enough to hurt Supes, and by the time Ben's arms are tired of punching or Sue's tired of holding her handcuffs Reed wouldve already come up with some sort of Kryptonite gun to put Supes down for the count.

Thats how i think this fight would go.

Superman would easily win. Reed could not get an Kryptonite gun in thirty minutes...ben would break his hand if he would hit Superman....Sue could not hold Superman....and Johnny can't absorb energy from people.

Tell 'em DarkCrawler!