You vs Wolverine(Escape,Fight or Hide)

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You vs Wolverine(Escape,Fight or Hide)

Wolverine has decided to kill you,for unknown reasons.He is in a pure Bloodlust.Right now Wolverine is in Canada,on his way to N.Y.C to where you are at.What would you do to survive?.Will you try to escape by plane(knowing that his adamantium skeleton will set off the detectors).Will you stand your ground?.How would you try to survive?Where would you go,knowing he posseses super-human senses(could you hide?)....

Well first I'd arm myself to the teeth, no small munition, just heavy stuff. Then I'd convince government and muty haters to join me. Then I'd convince mutants to defuse the situation.

I'd piss on his comics, and throw them in the trash, defeating him.

id get a round the world trip and touch several continents even canada oh so briefly. id always have different colognes and stuff. then id settle in a nice caribbean country (Barbados?). by then wolvie would have cooled off.

Bloodlust means he's not using his brain, but he acts like a raging animal.
Outsmart him is the key.
I'll avoid him for few days, preparing a hell of a trap for him.
I'll make him reaching me in a street without exits, altough he'll be tracking down me using his sense of smell, he'll find only a coat, and I'll be over a rooftop in front of him.
I'll blow up the entire street with Napalm, C4 and some nitro, then, I'll put cement over the tons of rocks dropped on him, trapping him in there, if he's still alive.
If he survive the explosion and start to climb up to me, M60 will show Wolverine that bullets are bad, a phosphorus grenade will slow down him much more, then I'll drop on him liquid nitrogen through a device I've prepared before our fight, freezing the poor Logan, after that I'll destroy his body with another grenade.

I'd just oblitorate him with blasts from my armor, because I am Doom, and I said so.

Wolverine's bloodlust is supposed to be special, he can "calcualte" at the rate of 5 chess masters, by the descriptions of others.

I'd stand my ground and fight, duh.

I'd just piss on those comics again.

I'll tear off the pages and kill Wolverine from there...or stop the dvd..or vhs...a lot of things would kill wolverine...I am god compare to him... 😆

i'd trap him with a large electromagnet..... then i'd point at him and laugh while he can't move...... then i'd stick wooden spears into him and set him on fire..... then i'd put him and the magnet under water for an hour... then bring it up.... dip it in petrol (or "gas" to you damn americans) set him on fire again and lower him into a large crate of dynamite

and i'f that didn't work i'd poke him in the eye with a pencil

*Taking a piss*

Originally posted by Scoobless
i'd trap him with a large electromagnet..... then i'd point at him and laugh while he can't move...... then i'd stick wooden spears into him and set him on fire..... then i'd put him and the magnet under water for an hour... then bring it up.... dip it in petrol (or "gas" to you damn americans) set him on fire again and lower him into a large crate of dynamite

and i'f that didn't work i'd poke him in the eye with a pencil

U have been on the how to kill wolvie thread haven't u? cos u sound like an expert 😆

Originally posted by willRules
U have been on the how to kill wolvie thread haven't u? cos u sound like an expert 😆

there's a "how to kill Wolverine" thread?... 😕

i've been on the "How to kill Hulk" thread.... Wolverine is easier to kill than him

Try convincing the forum that................

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Try convincing the forum that................

didn't i just do that with my big magnet plan?

🙄

Originally posted by Scoobless
i'd trap him with a large electromagnet..... then i'd point at him and laugh while he can't move...... then i'd stick wooden spears into him and set him on fire..... then i'd put him and the magnet under water for an hour... then bring it up.... dip it in petrol (or "gas" to you damn americans) set him on fire again and lower him into a large crate of dynamite

and i'f that didn't work i'd poke him in the eye with a pencil

this sounds good.

just trap him in a scrap yard and use onr of those big magnetic cranes

I believe in the magnet plan.

Wasn't that on an episode?

If you put a frog in like pH 12 urea it dissolves. You could just do that to Wolverine.