You vs Wolverine(Escape,Fight or Hide)

I would just eat a couple tacos and fart in his face.

I'd give him super aids.

i'll get the one thing in this world that would be totally unbeatable:

Spoiler:
a bigger jobber aura than even wolverine's

I>>>the universe

~Sado

easiest for me is take my belt off and choke him till he passes out..

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
Dip him into a vat of boiling hot liquid Adamantium

u carry that with u all the time??wow..that is awesome..

i had an answer containing a red head called jean, and making logan suicidal, but it wasnt pg-13...

mhmm

i run away screaming like a little girl

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
easiest for me is take my belt off and choke him till he passes out..

I called Loeb.

slit his throat & insert a playing card to block his airway from regenerating.it might happen

Originally posted by Slaanesh
u carry that with u all the time??wow..that is awesome..

I carry a brass knuckle with me most of the time when I leave home, attached to my belt strap.

I pummel his penis and balls until he passes out.

I put my cell phone on vibrate and shove it up his bum. Then I send him voicemails over and over.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
I would shove the only thing harder than Adamantium(my dick) down his throat, thus crushing his internal organs and bursting clear through his pelvis.