You vs Wolverine(Escape,Fight or Hide)

You get an M16, unlimited ammo, Rambo's hunting knife, a steel baseball bat, 10 grenades, a flamethrower, a sledgehammer, a chainsaw, Han Solo's laser blaster, 1lb of C4 (plus detonators), 5 spears and a WWE style "steel" chair

Wolverine is mystically frozen, he cannot move but he will be able to see and feel everything.

You have 5 minutes to do as much damage to him as possible in order to kill him.

Once the time is up, if he is still alive, he is set free and will probably torture you for a while before killing you

You get a days basic training with the various weaponry beforehand

So..... do you think you can kill the little hairy bastard?

Wolverine wins 😖hifty:

wolvie 10/10 sombrero2

I use the laser blaster to melt the ammo, knife, bat, sledgehammer and chainsaw, 4 spearheads and the steel chair into molten metal. I use the 5th spear to pry his mouth open and keep his airwave open. I pour it into his lungs. The hairy bastard's lungs keep regenerating his lung flesh...but he suffocates from lack of oxygen.

MWHAHAHAHAAHAAHA!

you could always just wedge the C4 into his throat if that's your plan.... you don't need to blow it up and there's less chance of severely burning yourself

... Though 5 minutes without oxygen probably would just piss him off.... depending on if he could actually get the C4 out

😐

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5 minutes?

Um. Can I have like 3 days?

With 3 days I take wolverine to tallahassee Florida to the worlds most powerful magnet, 1 million times the magnetic pull of the earth. I put wolverine in its center and set that thing on kill. 😛

okay so thats not a realistic scenario, nor would that machine probably pull off the effects I'd hope for. But any scenario with me against wolverine is not realistic for my health. 🙁

I would pwn Logan. He'd be selling Girl Scout cookies after the beating I gave him.

Wolverine wins.

Originally posted by badabing
I would pwn Logan. He'd be selling Girl Scout cookies after the beating I gave him.

lol

Originally posted by badabing
I would pwn Logan. He'd be selling Girl Scout cookies after the beating I gave him.

Mint chocolate please!

Originally posted by rotiart
Mint chocolate please!

Originally posted by Scoobless
You get an M16, unlimited ammo, Rambo's hunting knife, a steel baseball bat, 10 grenades, a flamethrower, a sledgehammer, a chainsaw, Han Solo's laser blaster, 1lb of C4 (plus detonators), 5 spears and a WWE style "steel" chair

Wolverine is mystically frozen, he cannot move but he will be able to see and feel everything.

You have 5 minutes to do as much damage to him as possible in order to kill him.

Once the time is up, if he is still alive, he is set free and will probably
torture you for a while before killing you

You get a days basic training with the various weaponry beforehand

So..... do you think you can kill the little hairy bastard?

Kill no, incapacitate yes. I would put a clip or 2 of M16 ammo into his temple (where he has no adamantium) and then barbeque him with the flamethrower. I would then tie the grenades to his head, yank all the pins, and get behind the chair. Then I would plant the C4 at his feat, and start blasting him with Han Solo's blaster until their was only 20 seconds left, then I would start running, and when the timer hits 3, blow the C4. If he is'nt koed long enough for me to make good my escape, their is always a good old fashioned suicide.

I take frozen wolverine, and I find myself a truck full of liquid nitrogen as fast as i can.... lets keep him on ice forever.

Originally posted by Scoobless
You get an M16, unlimited ammo, Rambo's hunting knife, a steel baseball bat, 10 grenades, a flamethrower, a sledgehammer, a chainsaw, Han Solo's laser blaster, 1lb of C4 (plus detonators), 5 spears and a WWE style "steel" chair

Wolverine is mystically frozen, he cannot move but he will be able to see and feel everything.

You have 5 minutes to do as much damage to him as possible in order to kill him.

Once the time is up, if he is still alive, he is set free and will probably torture you for a while before killing you

You get a days basic training with the various weaponry beforehand

So..... do you think you can kill the little hairy bastard?

i'd gut him with the knife and jam a grenade or two into his chest cavity...

but yeah, five minutes... no problem... and i'd enjoy every second of it...

this is gonna turn spite

in all honesty we'd all die, cause 5 minutes is not enough time to get the hell away.

i spend my 5 minutes freeing wolverine saying... omg... bobby drake did it! go get im logan!

Waht..... i don't wanna die.

during the 5 min I drive as far away as i can

Originally posted by Milkie
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i sell all the supplies for the best coke i can find to get high before wolvie ices my ass with 6 twelve inch blades of cold steel.