You vs Wolverine(Escape,Fight or Hide)

Yea if it worked, itd be a slow painful death.

I would lure him to construction site...then do this:

I love these , what do you make them on?? 🙂

I'd give him my bottle of absolut, and hopefully he'd take it as a peace offering.

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
I would lure him to construction site...then do this:

😆

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
I would lure him to construction site...then do this:

haha your Wolverine looks like the Pointed Headed Boss from Dilbert, lol.

real men do like sigs!

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
I love these , what do you make them on?? 🙂

Oh, I use Adobe Photoshop 7 to make them.

haha your Wolverine looks like the Pointed Headed Boss from Dilbert, lol.

Lol, you are right. 😂 The comic must have crossed in my mind when I made this. 😄

Originally posted by K3VIL
Bloodlust means he's not using his brain, but he acts like a raging animal.
Outsmart him is the key.
I'll avoid him for few days, preparing a hell of a trap for him.
I'll make him reaching me in a street without exits, altough he'll be tracking down me using his sense of smell, he'll find only a coat, and I'll be over a rooftop in front of him.
I'll blow up the entire street with Napalm, C4 and some nitro, then, I'll put cement over the tons of rocks dropped on him, trapping him in there, if he's still alive.
If he survive the explosion and start to climb up to me, M60 will show Wolverine that bullets are bad, a phosphorus grenade will slow down him much more, then I'll drop on him liquid nitrogen through a device I've prepared before our fight, freezing the poor Logan, after that I'll destroy his body with another grenade.

Wow. Do you really own all those weapons? You are dangerous, I'll give you that. 🙂

Right some midget is going to scare me.Ill just use my Green Lantern Ring and make a Giant green Bart Simpson with slingshot and launch his canadian ass into the sun before his floating head could flap or he could make a fart joke

lol

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Wow. Do you really own all those weapons? You are dangerous, I'll give you that. 🙂

But without the torch.
Two of this, but black

But it's an ipothetical fight so I've changed my arsenal.

i will tease wolverines mamma until he starts crying like a sissy then i would letmy dog chase him lol

Originally posted by K3VIL
The only fireweapons I've got are:
This

But without the torch.
Two of this, but black

But it's an ipothetical fight so I've changed my arsenal.

Nice...

Originally posted by K3VIL
The only fireweapons I've got are:
This

But without the torch.
Two of this, but black

But it's an ipothetical fight so I've changed my arsenal.

Can you show these online.

Simply, because I am a Master Jedi. The dialogue would go like this.

Wolvy, "I am here to kill you"

Ted, "Yeah, {turn away} talk to the Master with more respect and maybe I will honor your conversation thus enhancing your own vocabulary and wisdom".

Wolvy charges me and says, "I'll kill you". {shhwingg}

I turn around and right before he stabs me, i use the force to stop him. With my hand up I say, "Wolverine, buy me a soda"

Wolvy, "I will buy you a soda".

Ted (me), "Thanks, now kill yourself".

Wolvy, "I will kill myself". Wolvy decapitates himself with his own claws.

Then I immediately use My Master Force to sweep away his decaying bones and blood to the A. Skywalkers room.

The End

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Can you show these online.

I'd stand my ground and fight like a man. If he kills me, so what? I'm dead I won't care. But I seriously doubt he has any chance at all after being blasted with a particle emulsification beam.

ha i would just use my handy-dandy alternate dimension crosser to go to the mgs universe and beg the real grey fox to help me , he would come back and rip wolvie a new one

Originally posted by K3VIL
You mean photos of mines?