You vs Wolverine(Escape,Fight or Hide)

Started by Psyquis529 pages

I don't have duct tape?
How on earth do you expect me to beat him without duct tape?

Originally posted by Psyquis52
I don't have duct tape?
How on earth do you expect me to beat him without duct tape?

well its just not possabile thats why i lost 😆

ide kick him in the nuts, and then pow, right in the kisser.
and then wolverine, would be like, you broke my jaw.
then ide be like, its a living.
then hed cum at me(pervert)
ide dodge it and pull this one.

then hed be like ow, my pride.
then ide JUDO CHOP!!!
and rinse and repeat.
and me 9/10
i felt sorry for wolverine so let his claws bounce off my chest, and pretend it hurt me(dont tell the little gorilla though)

Id kick his @$$.....................ALOT!

Originally posted by Psyquis52
I don't have duct tape?
How on earth do you expect me to beat him without duct tape?

If you cant Duct it, F*ck it.

if i had 5 minuts to do watever i could then i would kill him by cutting off his air supply i would choke hijm or throw him in the neighbors pool

Wolverine > Me

I simply explain to him how in our world his healing factor is nothing but a giant pile of PIS . Consequently every wound he's taken hits him full force, Then I Sell the various weapons on-line and use the money to foot my carpet cleaning bill....

I'd probably do something similar to Draco but I'd tip him upside down, clean out an eye socket, and let the liquid metal pool into his skull.

the shock of a chainsaw lodged in his midsection and burrowing into his chest cavity [heart and lungs], a hand cannon taped to his temple on automatic and wearing a grenade necklace should occupy his healing factor.
Rambos knife will rip out wolvies neck: oesophagus adams apple arteries etc.

Nothing Personal Logan.

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...I'd shave him. 😐

Re: You Vs Wolverine

Originally posted by Scoobless
You get an M16, unlimited ammo, Rambo's hunting knife, a steel baseball bat, 10 grenades, a flamethrower, a sledgehammer, a chainsaw, Han Solo's laser blaster, 1lb of C4 (plus detonators), 5 spears and a WWE style "steel" chair

Wolverine is mystically frozen, he cannot move but he will be able to see and feel everything.

You have 5 minutes to do as much damage to him as possible in order to kill him.

Once the time is up, if he is still alive, he is set free and will probably torture you for a while before killing you

You get a days basic training with the various weaponry beforehand

So..... do you think you can kill the little hairy bastard?


I'll unload many bullets on throat, his chest, his eyes, which aren't coated from adamantium.I'll put 1 grenade into his mouth, and blast it with the laser, then blast both his eyes and nose point blank.Then I'll use the C4 piece splitting it in two, one for each hand, then i'll tie him up with all of the other grenades, and detonate all of the explosives.

Re: You Vs Wolverine

Originally posted by Scoobless
You get an M16, unlimited ammo, Rambo's hunting knife, a steel baseball bat, 10 grenades, a flamethrower, a sledgehammer, a chainsaw, Han Solo's laser blaster, 1lb of C4 (plus detonators), 5 spears and a WWE style "steel" chair

Wolverine is mystically frozen, he cannot move but he will be able to see and feel everything.

You have 5 minutes to do as much damage to him as possible in order to kill him.

Once the time is up, if he is still alive, he is set free and will probably torture you for a while before killing you

You get a days basic training with the various weaponry beforehand

So..... do you think you can kill the little hairy bastard?

Me. i would pwn wolvie. 1 lb of C4 explosives u say? and not to mention 10 frag grenades? first use flamethrower and blaster to melt ice around all around his head and chest as quickly as possible. strap the C4 to his face and the 10 grenades near his heart and KABOOM! no more wolvie 😛

i'd tie him up put him underwater, rip his vitals open put a grenade in them get far away explode them. he heals from it but dies of drowning. 😉

Leave everything in his organs. 😐

thats easy id just rip the wolverine comic and I win

You Vs Wolverine

Ok here is the situation.

You are in a place eating with your girlfriend.

Wolverine is setting next to you guys, and he decides to hit on your girlfirend in front of you.

You, being a normal human being.

Do you stand up to him and attempt to fight with him, if so, how would you fight him?

Or, do you sit back and not do anything and let Logan take her away?

Mods, I am just trying to have some fun here, I hope you guys don't close this one.

fork thorugh the eye pick the girl up and run.

I would beat him with my eraser 😉

If I don't know who he is, I pnch him in the face, and I hurt my hand. After that, he punch me in the face, and hurt my pride.

If I know who he is, I give him my girlfriend, she wasn't in the mood to **** anyway.