ide kick him in the nuts, and then pow, right in the kisser.
and then wolverine, would be like, you broke my jaw.
then ide be like, its a living.
then hed cum at me(pervert)
ide dodge it and pull this one.
then hed be like ow, my pride.
then ide JUDO CHOP!!!
and rinse and repeat.
and me 9/10
i felt sorry for wolverine so let his claws bounce off my chest, and pretend it hurt me(dont tell the little gorilla though)
the shock of a chainsaw lodged in his midsection and burrowing into his chest cavity [heart and lungs], a hand cannon taped to his temple on automatic and wearing a grenade necklace should occupy his healing factor.
Rambos knife will rip out wolvies neck: oesophagus adams apple arteries etc.
Nothing Personal Logan.
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Re: You Vs Wolverine
Originally posted by Scoobless
You get an M16, unlimited ammo, Rambo's hunting knife, a steel baseball bat, 10 grenades, a flamethrower, a sledgehammer, a chainsaw, Han Solo's laser blaster, 1lb of C4 (plus detonators), 5 spears and a WWE style "steel" chairWolverine is mystically frozen, he cannot move but he will be able to see and feel everything.
You have 5 minutes to do as much damage to him as possible in order to kill him.
Once the time is up, if he is still alive, he is set free and will probably torture you for a while before killing you
You get a days basic training with the various weaponry beforehand
So..... do you think you can kill the little hairy bastard?
Re: You Vs Wolverine
Originally posted by Scoobless
You get an M16, unlimited ammo, Rambo's hunting knife, a steel baseball bat, 10 grenades, a flamethrower, a sledgehammer, a chainsaw, Han Solo's laser blaster, 1lb of C4 (plus detonators), 5 spears and a WWE style "steel" chairWolverine is mystically frozen, he cannot move but he will be able to see and feel everything.
You have 5 minutes to do as much damage to him as possible in order to kill him.
Once the time is up, if he is still alive, he is set free and will probably torture you for a while before killing you
You get a days basic training with the various weaponry beforehand
So..... do you think you can kill the little hairy bastard?
Me. i would pwn wolvie. 1 lb of C4 explosives u say? and not to mention 10 frag grenades? first use flamethrower and blaster to melt ice around all around his head and chest as quickly as possible. strap the C4 to his face and the 10 grenades near his heart and KABOOM! no more wolvie 😛
You Vs Wolverine
Ok here is the situation.
You are in a place eating with your girlfriend.
Wolverine is setting next to you guys, and he decides to hit on your girlfirend in front of you.
You, being a normal human being.
Do you stand up to him and attempt to fight with him, if so, how would you fight him?
Or, do you sit back and not do anything and let Logan take her away?
Mods, I am just trying to have some fun here, I hope you guys don't close this one.