You vs Wolverine(Escape,Fight or Hide)

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The Heap Senior Member

Challenge him to a farting contest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV_mOf1OTvM&feature=related

steverules The doctor

I'll kick him in the nuts until he passes out....no adamantium there

darthyoda23 Restricted

im gonna kick wolvies @$$

Wade Wilson Senior Member

You vs Wolverine

Wolverine is just standing there infront of you and doing nothing. His only weapon is his angey look. You get your standart equipment (whatever that is you usually have on you) and you have two KNOCK him OUT by any means. You get two weeks time. Can you do it? And how?

psycho gundam The Nightmare of Solomon

in two weeks, wolverine will have to at least sleep once = ko in my book.

AlmightyKfish This Is No Longer A City.

He can't fight back at all?

I shove all the random crap I carry in my pockets into his eyes until he passes out.

Bentley Seitei

I morph my arm into his mouth and choke him. It would take time but he would be out.

StiltmanFTW CBvF

I cut his throat. He regenerates, I cut it again. And again, again, again. He'd pass out eventually.

psycho gundam The Nightmare of Solomon

or, put a garbage bag over his head and duct tape the shit out of it, he still has to breathe.

Starscream M Senior Member

I call upon Battlehammer, Jinzin, and Srank to form the Ultimate KMC Wolverine Fanclub trio and call upon their powers of fanboydom to scare Logan shitless with their obsessive knowledge of him

Wade Wilson Senior Member

Originally posted by psycho gundam
or, put a garbage bag over his head and duct tape the shit out of it, he still has to breathe.
You carry garbage bags with you all the time?😬 I mean I use them to but I wouldn't call it my "standart equipment"

Originally posted by Starscream M
I call upon Battlehammer, Jinzin, and Srank to form the Ultimate KMC Wolverine Fanclub trio and call upon their powers of fanboydom to scare Logan shitless with their obsessive knowledge of him
lol 😆

Oh and Wolverine can stay awake for two weeks. He'd probably be sleepy by the end of time but he can do that.

I'm Bran Dead

I put his mouth on the curb.

Wade Wilson Senior Member

EDIT: By the end of two weeks if you haven't KOed him he gets his turn.

Bentley Seitei

Fist in the throat still works. If not, I can just put clothes in his throat until he chokes.

I'm surprised that nobody has thought of shaving Wolverine or something of sorts just for sheer humiliation goodness.

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by Wade Wilson
EDIT: By the end of two weeks if you haven't KOed him he gets his turn.

And if I did KO him, he would congratulate me after waking up and just walk away? 😄 I doubt that.

Wade Wilson Senior Member

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
And if I did KO him, he would congratulate me after waking up and just walk away? 😄 I doubt that.

😂 Nah..You get 2 extra weeks to make a plastic surgey and hide somewhere in central africa.

rotiart Stan Lee Stole my name

wait if I only get my standard equipment why do I get two weeks time?

.... Can I use my standard equipment to say buy stuff? Cause mastercard visa and discover say I pull a macguyver on wolverine!!!

Wade Wilson Senior Member

Originally posted by rotiart
wait if I only get my standard equipment why do I get two weeks time?

.... Can I use my standard equipment to say buy stuff? Duse mastercard visa and discover say I pull a macguyver on wolverine!!!

Macguyver is not available, he's done a plastic surgey and is hiding somewhere in central africa at this moment. Try Chuck Norris. 😎

rotiart Stan Lee Stole my name

What the heck are you talking about

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by Wade Wilson
😂 Nah..You get 2 extra weeks to make a plastic surgey and hide somewhere in central africa.

He'd track me by scent. 🙁 He's hunted down Mystique.