it would depend on my mood
if I was in my thinking mood I would probably call Wolverine over away from the table all "Hey....you're aware..that's not a SHE right?...SHE use to be a HE...if you catch my drift..bub :3" "WHA..then why are...you.." "IT'S CALLED LOVE MY FRIEND, LOVE 🙂!!!!!" "😐" "🙂!!" "😐" "😄!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "*leaves*" "NO 🙁!" Then go back to her all "haha..old preschool buddy 🙂"
XD
IF it came to a brawl...I would have to go apesh!t and go straight for some head butts, ear eating, eye gouging, groining busting, elbow,strikes, backhand smacks.some epic CQC, a 357. shot to the face, and jump back..all..."AYE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BWHHAHAHAHAHA you ARE wolvie 🙂........^-^;...*calls chuck norris*.."
Get and go to the sink. Run some water. Get the toaster ready. Start yelling like your arm is caught in the water. when he reaches in to get your arm out, you throw the toaster in. The electricty and water should give him a good shock. especially with all that metal in his skeleton. Might need something bigger like a microwave in the sink. What ever it takes to knock him out or shock him long enough for a swift retreat.
I'd say "let's take this outside to the parking lot and settle it like men, you hairy midget." Once he has gone outside we would discretely leave via the back exit.
If that ploy didn't work I would swipe the pepper off the table and throw it in his face, blinding him and overloading his superhuman olfactory senses, then follow up with a swift kick in the nuts and breaking my chair over the back of his head.
Now I abhor violence, but if he still looked like he was going to get up and try to make a fight of it I guess I would have to pull a Mystique and do the steak knife to the throat (his not mine): "can't heal when you're bleeding to death, can you?"... or whatever it was she said. I'd be a gentleman and phone for paramedic assistance before we left.
Luckily I would have prepared for this confrontation in advance. Iwould persaude the restaurant owner to allow me to fix a large highly powerful magnet to one of the interior walls. When Wolvie starts trying it on, I would activate the magnet with a remote control. Logan would not be able to resist its force, becaouse of his metal skelaton, and he would be sucked onto the magnet, unable to break free. I would calmly walk over, with a steak knife (as my choice of meal would be rump steak) and calmly cut open Logans major arteries, as he was held helpless. This would bleed him out so he would be unable to heal up. Iwould walk back to my highly impressed girlfriend, with the whole restaurant applauding me (as they're all aware of how dangerous Wolvie is) My girl would be so proud of my courage and resourcefullness, that she would demand that we go home for a night of hot loving
Originally posted by BUSTER1
Luckily I would have prepared for this confrontation in advance. Iwould persaude the restaurant owner to allow me to fix a large highly powerful magnet to one of the interior walls. When Wolvie starts trying it on, I would activate the magnet with a remote control. Logan would not be able to resist its force, becaouse of his metal skelaton, and he would be sucked onto the magnet, unable to break free. I would calmly walk over, with a steak knife (as my choice of meal would be rump steak) and calmly cut open Logans major arteries, as he was held helpless. This would bleed him out so he would be unable to heal up. Iwould walk back to my highly impressed girlfriend, with the whole restaurant applauding me (as they're all aware of how dangerous Wolvie is) My girl would be so proud of my courage and resourcefullness, that she would demand that we go home for a night of hot loving
Then I come in, turn the magnet off, and leave with your girl while Logan has a word with you. 🙂
Originally posted by BUSTER1How do you intend to precisely cut his arteries with a steak knife when Logan's stuck to a very powerful magnet?
Luckily I would have prepared for this confrontation in advance. Iwould persaude the restaurant owner to allow me to fix a large highly powerful magnet to one of the interior walls. When Wolvie starts trying it on, I would activate the magnet with a remote control. Logan would not be able to resist its force, becaouse of his metal skelaton, and he would be sucked onto the magnet, unable to break free. I would calmly walk over, with a steak knife (as my choice of meal would be rump steak) and calmly cut open Logans major arteries, as he was held helpless. This would bleed him out so he would be unable to heal up. Iwould walk back to my highly impressed girlfriend, with the whole restaurant applauding me (as they're all aware of how dangerous Wolvie is) My girl would be so proud of my courage and resourcefullness, that she would demand that we go home for a night of hot loving
Originally posted by Almighty Bauer
How do you intend to precisely cut his arteries with a steak knife when Logan's stuck to a very powerful magnet?
I will have in my possession a diagram of the human body showing the circulatory system, enabling me to pinpoint where Logans arteries are, back and front. So which ever way round he is, when stuck to the magnet, I can bleed him out.
And Mindset, my woman will be so hot for me, and only me, she won't want any other man 💃
Originally posted by basilisk
I'd say "let's take this outside to the parking lot and settle it like men, you hairy midget." Once he has gone outside we would discretely leave via the back exit.If that ploy didn't work I would swipe the pepper off the table and throw it in his face, blinding him and overloading his superhuman olfactory senses, then follow up with a swift kick in the nuts and breaking my chair over the back of his head.
Now I abhor violence, but if he still looked like he was going to get up and try to make a fight of it I guess I would have to pull a Mystique and do the steak knife to the throat (his not mine): "can't heal when you're bleeding to death, can you?"... or whatever it was she said. I'd be a gentleman and phone for paramedic assistance before we left.
Too funny!!!!!!!